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Italy

All of Beretta and poor angry Southern Italians with nothing to lose.

Eritrea

We will seduce the Eritrean populace with real food and cheap wine, in order to sell them Fiat trucks. Once they've been crippled by repair bills we sweep in and take over. We will maintain control through a mix of ruling by fear and ruling by fettuccine.

We have the second best cuisine of Europe, and most people find our language either sexy or romantic.