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I also want sexy female vampires but they were co-opted as female coombait by pearl rubbers like Anne Rice decades ago, so them being made to appeal to quirk chunguses and rainbow boys at least has pre-Magic pop culture precedent and doesn't feel as forced as making elves fat with beards and bulldyke angels.

The funniest thing about Wizards intentionally sinking their own sales by fighting against der coomer is that they have worked with so many artists who could deliver top shelf goods if they just let them cook. Pic related got about 60 cards under their belt for wizards, and the art for the cards they got ranged from okay to pretty good, but if you check out their Patreon or artstation it's dangerously based with goonbait. They obviously like drawing it and they're really good at doing so but wizards apparently just doesn't want money bad enough to appeal to the kind of males who are currently throwing literal billions of dollars at vtubers and ethots and gacha games because pp. I'm willing to bet they made more from private commissions than they get from WOTC. It's just baffling to me that WOTC doesn't want a slice of that pie.