But during my recent epiphany...
I realized your generation doesn't dance
Your generation is afraid of looking stupid
And you rarely have opportunities to dance

The world changed

When I was your age, it was all about the nightclubs every fucking night
EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT
Nightclubs... women... drugs....
Things were on fire back then...
But I realized:
THEIR GENERATION DOESN'T DANCE

And that's detrimental in lots of areas of life, not just out on a dance floor trying to get pussy
Because learning how to dance first involves NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT LOOKING STUPID

Understand?.... you'll never be a good dancer if you're even vaguely self conscious
You've got to completely let go
Don't give a fuck about looking stupid

Then and only then will one find true expression... to find your own style

Nobody's ever going to interrupt you on the dance floor and tell you what a good dancer you are.If you're self conscious about looking stupid

And the same holds true for everything in life
Like being in certain situations where you need to think on your feet, and take a risk
Wild card situations, brief fleeting opportunities you might see, and the only way to grab the brass ring is by not worrying about looking stupid.
That timid "i don't want to look stupid" fear is exactly what prevents people from nailing opportunities every fucking day
Whether it's selling an art job or charming your way into a bitch's pants... conquering the fear of looking stupid is essential

That was my epiphany...
YOU GUYS DON'T DANCE
That's too bad
Dancing opened a LOT of doors for me, and it spread a lot of legs.
But most importantly it helped me conquer any fear of people looking at me and laughing at how weird I was
In fact, it made me enjoy it....
You could say I volunteered to be an lolcow decades before the internet
It turns out lolcows can get a lot of pussy