JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY MAN, MY CHILDHOOD ARCHRIVAL WHO WAS ALSO MY FORMER BESTFRIEND (now we hate each other) MARRIED A FUCKING 8/10, AND HE USED TO BE THE DORKY ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN TALK TO A SHIT TIER GIRL WHILE I WAS THE (relatively) POPULAR ONE BACK DURING SCHOOL DAYS. I'M SO FUCKING LIVID OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!