>>508073261
might have a cold shower later
going swimming this evening too, cor, lovely

>did a tip run yesterday to get rid of clutter
>hoovered the car
>today put up me sheer curtains
>fixed the gate
>hoovered the house with my henry
>fed, watered and misted me houseplants
>new linen bedding arrived and put on bed
>washed bedding and throws in spare room
>cut me hair to cool down, including willy hair
>used my cooling peppermint shower gel

just sat in front of the fan drying off now lads

going to use my willy aftershave balm in a minute

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>nothing happening

went for a shower

>happening

whats the qrd bros?