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6/27/2025, 1:00:22 AM
>Hey, Chiaraaa...?
>Did I ever tell you about how I used to work as a bartender some weekends?
>One time this guy in a suit came in and introduced himself as...I think he was called John Taffer? Apparently the place wasn't doing so hot and he didn't seem very pleased about it!
>So right, one shift he showed myself how to make this SUPER COMPLEX cocktail it had like, what, FIFTEEN ingredients? SUPER complex.
>Then like, an hour later he told me that I had to make about a DOZEN of them for all of these thirsty customers in uhh...what was it, twenty seconds each without getting any of the ingredient count wrong?
>Yeah it was...REALLY difficult! Like that time I went clothes shopping with you and trying to get you to decide on what colour knickers to buy? Ohh, I'm joking! You only took three hours, that's no time at all!
>But yeah, I kept muddling up how much lemon juice and whiskey to put in and this lady would keep pouring them into the drain and get me to do it again. Gosh it was...like, the hardest shift of my LIFE! And and and...to think that Taffer guy said this was why the place wasn't doing well! Oh well, I did my best and that's all that matters, right?
>Then next Saturday when I'd go back there again, it was closed! I wonder what happened. Decided I'd work at the ol' coffee shop down the road instead! Much better!
>Did I ever tell you about how I used to work as a bartender some weekends?
>One time this guy in a suit came in and introduced himself as...I think he was called John Taffer? Apparently the place wasn't doing so hot and he didn't seem very pleased about it!
>So right, one shift he showed myself how to make this SUPER COMPLEX cocktail it had like, what, FIFTEEN ingredients? SUPER complex.
>Then like, an hour later he told me that I had to make about a DOZEN of them for all of these thirsty customers in uhh...what was it, twenty seconds each without getting any of the ingredient count wrong?
>Yeah it was...REALLY difficult! Like that time I went clothes shopping with you and trying to get you to decide on what colour knickers to buy? Ohh, I'm joking! You only took three hours, that's no time at all!
>But yeah, I kept muddling up how much lemon juice and whiskey to put in and this lady would keep pouring them into the drain and get me to do it again. Gosh it was...like, the hardest shift of my LIFE! And and and...to think that Taffer guy said this was why the place wasn't doing well! Oh well, I did my best and that's all that matters, right?
>Then next Saturday when I'd go back there again, it was closed! I wonder what happened. Decided I'd work at the ol' coffee shop down the road instead! Much better!
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