Thread 1821140

>What is this?
Korean anime-styled battle royale with moba controls/skills. Currently 8 squads of 3 for a total of 24 players per game but they may bring back solos and duos in the future. Game has been in early access for a few years and version 1.0 has officially launched on July 20th, 2023. Ranked season 7 started March 2025.

>Steam Link
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1049590/Eternal_Return/

>News
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news

>Eternal Return 1.0 Animation Intro (Full Ver.)
https://youtu.be/KqDLrvrl_p0? [Embed]

>Dr. Nadja's Beginner Guide
https://youtu.be/M3tDK2EcO80 [Embed]

>Match History, Character Lookups, etc.
https://dak.gg/er
https://er.op.gg/
https://aya.gg/

>Interactive Map
https://erbsmap.com/en

>Items/Tac Skills/Augments
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ic5jNlJ1-mXmchfRrws2UZMto1bQI_6ToqsvejFvEjE

>Lore
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1McyWxKYdtUD3rC8zsLMfFOvbHI6jC_1okGU_6kKJVh8/htmlview

>Assets
https://playeternalreturn.com/fankit

>Events
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news?categoryPath=event

>Codes
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=bser&no=9039966&page=1

>/erbs/ friends
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uI9BFNFkW4qm_t9cUDe88heLs7smSydSCs55NZIn-Ww

>Previous
>>1776731

>>1821140 (OP)
>Eternal Return Season 7 Preview
https://www.youtube.com/live/CzH8HF_6XX8?si=WjwFEOd-NfKBfHXU

>Season 7 Academy Preview - Eternal Return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40vSwdU_8o

>[New Character] NiaH - Eternal Return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_0SbF0LnLw

This thread is dedicated to Ly Anh!

Chiara is reclining

https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afertv/285215078
drops on

>>1821274
>May you allow this short break.
>If not, then I'm taking it anyway because I can't be bloody bothered.

Top 3 of sluts that NN forgot about her existence:
#3. Karla
#2. Priya
#1. Hyejin

>>1821514
>Karla
Back from a time where people didn't play her purely just because of how horribly unfun the Karla mirror was - basically the control mirror where both of you just stand there and wait for an outside factor to influence the position. Historically one of those characters who is too much work for the same result as NN's current favoured daughter unless she's just randomly broken this patch.
>Priya
Support who didn't function as a character outside that for the longest while. Always felt kind of shit to play like release Markus, you'd actually prefer the bishonen priest as your support partner in team modes. Also Indian.
>Hyejin
No longer the monotone girl who has four escapes and can 100-0 anyone the moment she lands the first Q on them. Remained broken OP for ages in fear of Averse quitting, then the moment he got bored and quit anyway they nerfed her, because NN aren't good at subtlety. Tends to disappear along with Yumin on occasion.

https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngame
drops

>>1821840
whaht the fuck? at this hour?

>>1821282
>luminal 1vs1'd a lukenigger and made him run like a faggot
>the top lukenigger in kr and world
>as charlotte
embarrasing

white-hair team

>800 viewers
grim

>>1822993
More of 80% of playerbase around the planet stick to watch Masters, the rest it's whatever

>>1821152
Vietnamese ghost sex woo, would hold her clawed spooky hands

Give me the qrd on this character.

>>1824097
Ice skater who can dive a whole team and 3v1 until her teammates show up if you happened to be named Jast or Gwork. Otherwise, useless bitch who pushes all her buttons and doesn't even get a single freeze off. Her biggest pro is that she is impossible to catch if you manage your bar correctly.

>>1824097
i remember the first few weeks when elena was first released and she was kind of shit and people complained how shit she was, how much they couldn't do anything as her but kept picking her anyway
suckers for punishment
couldn't take elena players seriously since

Have they worked out what they want the game to be yet?

>just want to play garnet
>someone else on the team picks a tank or both pick melee
>forced to play lenore
>win much more often with lenore than with garnet
Well this sucks.

>>1825313
Well Lenore got buffed to have some mobility and Garnet is pretty much all-in. It makes some sense, anon.

>>1825315
Yeah, I could feel that. When I'm Lenore it feels like I have more agency in a fight, I can contribute and if I see things going horribly wrong I'm usually able to find a way out. If I'm Garnet going in, I have to commit everything and hope we win the fight because it's very rare for my teammates to retreat even if a fight turns out poorly.

Adogna

>>1824239
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afertv/285266658
It's on!

Breeding Sissela

Sexo with chibi katja

>>1825669
>Cute retard pose
>No weapon
To the trash like all her shitter mains

>>1825422
! ! !

S8SPLASH0710

new code

gremlin wife, im getting her pregnant with 9 kids

Where her tis go now btw, she wasn't Dailin tier

>>1825763
My queen is... kinda cute?

>>1825757
looks like we're getting another fearless, remorseless mercenary with a mysterious, morally grey past who is also an 18-19 year old girl
can't wait

so when should i claim the dema pack event np? i dont want to accidentally lose it all before the season starts

>>1825824
Idk i just want to fuck her

>>1825709
Finally, some good fucking food.

Some okay skins. I'm glad I didn't use my wild card to get Pokerface Abigail at least. Now where's my Ocean Ghost Ly Anh?????

>>1825957
if they keep adding feet into the game surely all of the GFL2 players will come along r-right?

>>1826085
I don't care for such retards, fuck off

i fucking love nina

>>1826122
was this doll built for sex or something what's going on here

>Echion can now use Crescent Viper (Q) and Keeled Scales (W) while in Overflow.
What the fuck.

>>1826128
idk which is it but the fucking q hurts

>>1826102
you don't but NN is desperate so

>>1826150
NN cares much less about them lol lmao

>>1826085
contradict to popular belief the feet thing is a fucking disgrace
gf1 never had that so it's all tourists
I don't claim them

>>1826153
Please understand NN and this game live rent-free in my head.

>ANOTHER bikini season
>Abigail breasts get bigger
>At least the magnus skin is fire
I am off to league, at least they add sexy women instead of gamer gremlins

>>1825805
Elena need her tits back though

>No bikini lenore
>No bikini Tazia
time to reinstall league,nn doesnt want my money

>"League skins are better!"
>Process to post shit

>>1826221
so true dogsemeneater

No one's actually falling for Riot's bait, right

>>1826238
Yeah, imagine believe this bullshit

>>1826238
I hope so, it would liven up the thread. We haven’t really recovered since the hack, when most of the shitposters moved back to Discord.

Sex with lumia island women

>>1826249
Haze looks like she gets kidnapped by a rival mob boss and gangbanged by his goons

I just want to drool and chase women while in the match and i CANNOT do that on a team game, let me solo or something

>>1826252
ok gallazor

>>1826251
Hot

>playing a skillshot reliant character in 2025
why?

>devstream showing off new season and upcoming stuff
>Thread is dead
Holy shit ERBS has fallen.

>>1826300
the real devstream is the english one

>>1826300
Dude relax, there's like 2 weeks and half until new season

>Thread don't get +1K post per second = Dead :(
Peak retard

GIVE ME HAGS OR GIVE ME DEATH

>cdr cap is removed
time to play Sua again

>Implying NN will allow to get -200% cdr bullshit without any cost again
lol

>>1826352
max cdr is probly still 40% as you can see in the pic
4 cdr items and it's only 39%
at most you can push it to 45 for giggle
so nothing changed

>>1826359
you can easily get to 60% without sacrificing anything

>>1826337
>GIVE ME HAGS
Order up!

>>1826359
Ask me how I know you're a ranged dps shitter.

>>1826362
not THAT old,must still have a functional womb

>>1826365
You are NOT a hag enjoyer.

>>1826343
>>1826361
>cdr cap removed
>hisui is the only character that gets NO benefit from cdr
NN you already killed and buried her. No need to dig up the corpse and defile it.

>>1826372
no, fuck this bitch, shes gonna get blowjobs until her shark teeth fall off

>>1826372
git gud

>>1826372
Good.

>>1826372
she did pretty well in s7 lcq

>>1826300
Sorry, I'm busy marveling at some of these fucking changes.

>>1826533
Qrd?

>>1826551
Gadgets are no longer dropped, you just activate them on demand with their own currency.
New gadget that provides moving vision, safety while moving through red zones, or damage.
1v1 me fgt arena that pops up at some point
CDR cap is gone
Alpha/Omega provide permanent buffs
Anyone that hits twice now gets to apply smoulder twice
Guns don't reload unless the character is built around reloading
Jackie reworked
Echion doesn't lose Q/W in Overflow
Final safe zone is a shrinking/moving thing now

>>1826554
>Guns don't reload unless the character is built around reloading
Good, that mechanic never mattered

>>1826570
It does mean that all those Last Word pistols and Blackfire Cannon are probably going to get some major changes at least.

https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngame
EN stream starting soon

>>1826669
>Adding anti-smurf clause to ToS
>Smurfing is now punishable
Okay, so NA is just dead huh?

>>1826554
>CDR cap is gone
Hm.

>>1826700
Good riddance,smurfs shouldnt be able to steamroll newfrends

>Killing Alpha and Omega gives the entire team a damage buff
Oh boy.

>>1826554
Man a lot of these changes look awful. This might actually be the first season that I'm not interested in.

>>1826554
>Guns don't reload unless the character is built around reloading
Correction, according to the devstream now only Bernice reloads.

>>1826554
Man a lot of these changes look awesome. This might actually be the first season that I'm interested in.

>New brand collaboration in a hotel
>With Chiara
lol

>>1826393
MY WIFE IS SO HOT

>>1826938
I saw that. I'm dimly hoping that S9 is hotel-themed and means that becomes an actual skin Chiara gets.
Sadly, I know I'm in the minority for wanting more "normal" clothes skins for characters instead of just beachwear or skins that inexplicably make their breasts three cup sizes above where they were (lol, shrine maiden rio) because it is possible for women to be attractive without being in flimsy swimsuits that have their bits and pieces flopping around.
After all, many were anime horny for Sua long before people fantasized about being asked to apply sun lotion for her summer vacation.

>>1826946
Is that a fucking kingdom hearts weapon?

>>1826953
That's her weapon in middle of ult, retard

>>1826938
Post it

>>1826965
nta but some live event

>>1826971
Taking Chiara to the hotel room for her daily pats (with my dick inside her womb)

>This man walks up to you, places his arm around your girl, and slaps your ass
wyd?

>>1826984
zesty nigga

>>1826984
Sigh, another one who need a lesson *unzips*

>>1826984
SWEET AS A SUGAR PLUM

>>1826984
Jan-sama....please.....save some "hoes" for the rest of us....

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2790

patch notes

Where do I read all the ER comics?

>>1826977
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
CHIARA LOVE!!!!!!

>>1821140 (OP)
>>1825540
>>1825573
NN still owes me micro bikini and reverse bunny suit Sissela skins

>>1826125
kek

>>1827219
Sissela no sex

Why doesn't anybody care about the other new girl? She looks like she uses dual swords, the most fun weapon.

>>1827332
>Genderbent Camilo
zzzzzzzzzz

>>1827279
>>/lgbt/
>>>/cm/
>>>/y/

>>1827332
>Another generic girlsboss
>Basically Camilo
Gee, I wonder

>>1827332
god i am tired of these souless new characters

Tanks status?

>>1827338
Watch this end up being Camilo's sister or some shit

>>1827332
She looks like the mom who left for a gallon of milk and never came back
hot

>>1827345
>generic girlsboss
This is such a meaningless buzzword criticism I don't even know why you typed it

>>1827523
Regurgitating buzzwords from online is my only way of offering criticism because I'm too illiterate to form an actual argument.

So I've finally recovered enough from the LA fire to be able to play computer games. Should I bother getting back into er?

>>1827547
Wait for s8 and only play solos.

>>1827547
No, its only good for porn

>>1827529
you could just say that she's going to fall into the former regarding how NN designs female characters as
>fearless, remorseless mercenary with a morally grey past
or
>walking bag of memes
katja was originally the former but got hit with the cute retard bat and became the latter
lenore is pretty much the only exception to the rule in terms of official release-on

NN should have gone full woke. Eastern characterizations are so boring.

>>1827677
lumia island has a female in command
fucking woke trash

>>1827789
And yet she’s still overworked and sucks Mr. Meiji’s cock. I want her dialogue every time she pops up to emphasize and focus on how she’s a strong, independent girlboss who doesn’t need a man to be successful.

>girlboss
>>>/co/
>>>/tv/

Admit it, only the West knows how to create a compelling girlboss character.

>>1827827
you're thinking of Abigail's "Dr. Naddy" who is merely the Operator - It's Dr. A. who actually rules the roost but is basically never referred to in ER because the setting has been murdered in favoured of slop

>>1827677
trvke

I can see why people stopped visiting this general.

mating session with bianca

>>1825944
Almost like it's summer...

>>1827445
All three of them just gangbanged me at School

>>1828022
Oh no?!

>decide to play
>maintenance
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1828170
Yeah, I went through the same thing. Ended up playing some other game that had a couple of erbs characters modded in. It's a deckbuilder though.

>>1827454
Wait a moment, I remember something in BS now
>Camilo have a sister who killed herself after he openly ruined the relation with her boyfriend
>Camilo hope see her sister one day to apologize for being a selfish retard and ruin her life

what the fuck is this?

Academy battle event

>>1828399
Where you got this??

>>1828433
mail

Twin sandwich, yum

In the spirit of summer, I finally chose my wild card skin.

>>1828507
Boobies

>>1828507
>no armpit stubble
shan't be using

>>1828507
Sex good choice

>>1828507
I want to bury my face in her pits and huff and puff until I die of an oxygen deprived induced stroke.

>>1828688
most based post in the history of this thread

>>1829014
incredible, i really care about the actual esports scene for this game and the players involved, and totally not just whatever drops i'd get from watching and any possible new art of my favorite character that would be drawn as a result of whatever happens

>>1829067
very true the world revolves around you

>>1829076
you know I'm right

>>1829080
Of course you’re right. Same time next tomorrow?

>>1829089
sure, now I'll go back to knocking one out to Sua's fat milkers, see you later

>>1829093
Good. I’ll go jerk off to my AI sexbot instead.

>Hey, Chiaraaa...?
>Did I ever tell you about how I used to work as a bartender some weekends?
>One time this guy in a suit came in and introduced himself as...I think he was called John Taffer? Apparently the place wasn't doing so hot and he didn't seem very pleased about it!
>So right, one shift he showed myself how to make this SUPER COMPLEX cocktail it had like, what, FIFTEEN ingredients? SUPER complex.
>Then like, an hour later he told me that I had to make about a DOZEN of them for all of these thirsty customers in uhh...what was it, twenty seconds each without getting any of the ingredient count wrong?
>Yeah it was...REALLY difficult! Like that time I went clothes shopping with you and trying to get you to decide on what colour knickers to buy? Ohh, I'm joking! You only took three hours, that's no time at all!
>But yeah, I kept muddling up how much lemon juice and whiskey to put in and this lady would keep pouring them into the drain and get me to do it again. Gosh it was...like, the hardest shift of my LIFE! And and and...to think that Taffer guy said this was why the place wasn't doing well! Oh well, I did my best and that's all that matters, right?
>Then next Saturday when I'd go back there again, it was closed! I wonder what happened. Decided I'd work at the ol' coffee shop down the road instead! Much better!

>>1829254
Holy yapping

didnt read but agreed when you said they should add garnet male swimsuit challenge skin

https://chzzk.naver.com/live/f0b10f21e94c0bb8715111f5436cdecb
streamer walks around

>>1829599
Holy dailin thighs

>>1829440
Seconding this.

Cute Niah

Actual size Markus

>>1829679
stinky binky

Actual size Markus

>>1829718
anything fun?

>Teammate picks have his main avalable in ranked
>Picks another character
>Dies 5 times in a row
>Do less damage than frontline
Peak retard

Actual size Markus

>>1829722
Not much really. After coming to these more than 3 times, it's getting a bit stale. All the same formulaic events with few differences. Even the on-site minigames seem the lowest effort last minute ideas this time (some memory games on A4 papers lmfao, shooting game is ok I guess but I'm salty because I lost).
I could be biased because I don't like this season.
Cosplayers are cute as always, but I saw less this time (maybe due to heat). The fan merch Night Market is also tiny (indoor).

>>1829748
oof
I guess it made sense that it lost its novelty but not this soon

FAT CAT

https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngame
we're liv
dunno why EN stream is behind JP/KR, they could boot into the game already

>>1829748
you're supposed to find your binky cosplayer wife there anon

I'll never understand why Katja is this popular. The most generic ass character.

>>1829772
It's a variant of Sissela, what do you expect?

>>1829772
she gets carried by her being canonically smelly

>>1829774
What is a Sissela? Is Leni a Sissela?

>>1829772
She got turned into cute retard and the rest is history
also canonically stinky

>>1829772
Need smelly skintight suit operator to sit on my face after a three day op

>>1829783
Kinda

Why Elena it's flat now? Her cadet and epic show them but not here??

Elena pads her chest

>>1829772
asian men cannot resist autistic, emotionless, or aloof anime girls
especially if they have white-ish hair

Upon a closer look at all her skins and concept arts, she’s actually very thin. The only skin where her chest appears padded is the winter one which I assume is due to the thick winter clothing.

>>1830274
I wondered why anons here were acting like she got a mastectomy. She's always been almost wiry, she's built like Weiss from RWBY.

Sexsela

>>1829757
kek

hey did you see the esports match where the uhh the korean player did the thing and then another player did another thing and then something else happened and another team won
it was really hype
so poggers i didn't even need the stream open to know all of the #ermbigplays

>2nd Anniversary wallpaper
I hope this not the future wallpaper in-game because it looks kinda meh compared to the first one with Sua, NN

>>1830480
Hmm, I think I want to have sex with Emma.

>>1830487
Calm down, Jan

>>1829823
I legit cant tell who is the girl on the left,Tia? Eva?

>>1830499
Tia's boobs are definitely not that big, it's Eva

>>1830480
i like it,not all wallpapers need to be flashing tits and asses

>>1830555
I was talking about the artwork quality though

>>1830557
its called pixel art

>>1830560
It's meh for an anniversary

>>1830563
I repeat my last sentence, not all wallpapers need to be tits and ass galore

variety is great

>>1830576
They are getting two skins too?

>>1830580
Yeah, Abigail have 2 epics skins right, one planned and the other from win the contest lol

>>1830583
They are getting WeGame Abigail?!

Imagine play Hyejin and realize she never got a fucking epic in 6 years, plus her best rare isn't available for some pp drama that +90% of planet doesn't give a shit lol

I wish there was a way to filter blatant ESLcancer posts

>>1830589
Nigga, NN made the bunny skin and it turns out she won the contest so now have a summer skin, devs didn't think beforehand again

https://eternalreturn.fandom.com/wiki/Hyejin
>Release Date July 29, 2020

>>1830576
Bro, you're making it sound like they're getting more than just some cool promo art.

>Meanwhile in NN office
>Dev1: Uh oh, Abigail won the contest but we already made this bunny epic skin for Lucky
>Dev2: Well, it can't be helped, I guess we can another epic
>Dev3: Wait, what about the other characters without a epic skin yet?
>Dev1: Hmm?
>Dev2: Like who?
>Dev3: Uh... Hyejin?
>The whole office: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>retard starts seething and crying over hyejin out of nowhere
kek

>>1830622
yeah, none of them even play her

>>1830622
>He missed the kr stream with all adognafags seething because magnus got a epic and not the astrologer

>>1830619
Post that bunny abigail dancing one,it makes my dick twitch

>>1830480
>Pixel shit

>>1827454
>>1828315
>>1830044
>Camilo's dead sister in black survival

>>1830659
at this point they're trying to forget black survival exists and all to do with it
they'd retcon camilo's sister to be just long lost or something if they wanted to
they've changed stories before they'll do it again

>>1830783
>Chiara
>Kiara
Ah yes, forgot they use AI for translation

>>1830784
I get that they're trying to make the setting more "safe" and fortnite-like so that's why they're not mentioning the whole human trafficking thing, but the rest is nonsense

>Following the 1.50 update, we’ve identified a situation where matches have been ending abnormally.
>We’ve confirmed that entering a match while using the Test-taker Hyejin skin can lead to the game forcibly closing for all players in that match.
How do you even fuck that up

>>1830842
Hyejin confirmed too strong

>>1830862
based anon reporting all leni players as kiddy fiddlers

>>1830863
Maybe Leni should stop being so sexy if she doesn't want to get fiddled

>>1830557
Shame it wasnt l2d.
So used to the wallpaper subtly shaking it feels weird to use a still image. The sharkteeth and dema one too

>>1830480
Five seconds later, Echion shoved Emma over and charged over to a small child holding a bag of crisps, grabbing the crisps and pouring them out all over the floor
>HEH...I'LL CRUSH 'EM ALL TO PIECES!
Later that day, Echion got himself a very stern scolding by the researchers.

>>1829014
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturngame
its on

>>1831100
Stop smoking, Camilo

>bunch of teams pick Nicky
>literally all of them fucking int because she's bad
>...they still ban her next game
My Bricky Nicky wife.

>>1831252
They fuckin removed my shrimp from the game

>>1831257
no need to lose your tempura over it

Eva SEXO
Taiza SEXO
Lenore SEXO

True art speaks to you.

>>1831252
Nicky has the Zeta effect
Valued highly by pros, zero fucking results to show for it. And even the times where she does, it's genuinely because everyone else picked Nicky and were playing 2v3

>>1831413
injecting vf-infused hag sweat directly into my bloodstream

Honored and respected vampire QUEEN of Lumia Island. Built to be worshipped.

>>1831610
im not worshipping a smelly stinky vampfailure

>>1831637
>im
>worshipping
As you should, thank you.

>>1831645
>mindcontrolled by the vampiric musk
fuck its over

>Cathy is S tier according to dak.gg
>never picked in pro play
>only thing she has going for her is e, which is incredibly difficult to hit and can be countered by...spreading out.
why

>>1831469
Imagine the side effects

Sua/Binky double paizuri

Turning up the heating in the Research Center's library so that Sua's fat milkers get sweatier and sweatier beneath her thick floral dress and she can't take it off without getting told off by the researchers again after what happened last time

The weekend seems to be a bad time to play ranked.

>>1832412
Is there ever a good time?

>>1832412
never is
even their so-called esports masters scene is basically just pub games

til a new thing
I don't know korean but they used this
카평
which means average katja, they used this when a kat did wrong e and jumped into the enemies

>>1832572
>ER has no visible skill expression so people can only ever notice when something is being done incorrectly

>>1832412
the school kiddies play better than me though

*meanwhile in south korea*

>>1832572
It's a shorthand way of saying autoattack (평타) katja. Like autoattack nicky is called 평니키

>>1832873
That's if the 평 goes in front (like you said, 평니키 or 평매그/Bat Magnus). Anything to the back is the 'average' meme, like 카평 (average Katja poster/player) or 앙평 (average Bianca poster/player).

>>1831457
I'm sure you know better.

I saw this cursed pic and now you will too

>>1833460
>cursed
You mean sexy.

>>1833460
>POV:40% cooldown garnet and you are playing something that cant jump walls

post this on ASS

did you know? Dr. Nadja tastes better if you dunk her in coffee first.

>>1833460
Kenneth so lucky...

Which one of you fucks is invading the shadowverse general?

>>1833908
link? wdym invade?

>>1833908
>Playing shadowverse in 2025

>>1833941
it released two weeks ago, the sequel that is

and its less painful than ER forced team gameplay

>>1833945
>Implying you won't complain in the new meme solo mode of Season 8 once you get killed early or some executerfaggot win the match by just press a button on you while you were busy fighting another player in low hp

>>1833959
At least i will lose by my own misplays

>>1833959
even in the dev stream they talked about 80% players play melee after a few games
the absolute states of solokeks
your kind almost killed the game

>>1833959
>er is bad when you play to win
we knew

>>1833926
that's probably just someone using it as
>smug anime girl reaction image #906020652
rather than knowing who the character is and where they're from

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2811

new code

>>1834342
>f*ta
Kill yourself

I am gonna rape the next eleven on my team that jumps 1v3

>>1833959
>And they hated him because he told them the hard truth

idk what you're coping about
the demand for solos to return in ER is pretty sizable
there's a discord server with like
25 or 30 active people in it
they play like two games of custom solos a week or so
you know
pretty significant activity
it's not like character matchups are one of the last things you should ever have in a battle royale or anything

>>1834896
Solos holds a place in my heart but it was very much a product of the time and I can see why they did away with it.
Through the rose tinted goggles, I remember either the entire lobby being whoever was the most broken at the time, like 'whoops, all Echion!' or everyone picking mobility characters since you can just pick and choose your matchups, which invalidated 3/4ths of the roster right off the bat.

>>1833908
>>1833926
I think what's even more cringe is the three replies who are like WHAT THE HELL THAT'S LI DAILIN FROM ETERNAL RETURN HUH, and what makes it triply cringe is that you were one of them.

>>1834992
not him but if I see a reaction image from another general I either greet them or
>>>/goback/
depends on the content
calling out character is such a project moon tier thing

What's the difference between pro play team comps and high ELO team comps? Nicky is a solid D to B tier week by week but was picked a lot in ERBs. Meanwhile Cathy is S tier and is not picked in pro play at all.

>>1834060
WHAT THE HELL THATS LENI FROM THE HIT ANIME MOBA ROYALE ETERNAL RETURN NOW FREE ON STEAM?

>>1834996
>pro play team comps and high ELO team comps
voice comm

>>1834060
I feel like people who play Leni would be squicked out if they found out she was 16.

>>1835000
yeah they're probably hoping she's like 11 years old instead

>>1835000
wasted trips

>>1834996
Remember when Hart got rebalanced because she was used to dive teams with E and made them all dance while they got pelted with damage from outside the radius?
No matter how high your elo majority of players assume characters to play a fixed style unless theres communication

Taiza sexo

>>1835000
She's that old?
What the fuck, I thought she was younger

We need a hag leni skin

no

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good evening, ERfrens.
I'm one of the faggots that take care of /vm/'s divegrass/football/soccer team. The team's reforming its player roster for the upcoming summer season so I wanted to ask if they thread would want to be represented.
If so, lemme know which thread character/meme would present this place the most and we'll throw that suggestion into a poll so everyone can vote for it and a couple other options from the board.
Currently "Total Paizuri Victory" is occupying that slot.
If you got any questions, feel free to ask me.
We also have a thread >>1809037
And a wiki https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vm/
Thanks for your attention and have a good week!

>>1832617
That's pretty much a lot of MOBAs
Unless you're outright dominating the game from start to finish, people will always be laser-focused on your fuck ups.

>>1835304
it's her time

>>1835360
Hmmmmmmmmm, no
I'm thinking adogna

>>1835365
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nyo

>>1835365
i desire to breed this crab

leni as the ballkeeper
yeah im thinking kino

>>1835304
total paizuri victory never lets anyone down
keep with her
the thread has had nothing new since that's worth anything

>>1835304
Adogna or Sexsela

Adogna would be kind of funny.

>>1834996
Its up to the pilot, I've seen Hyuwoo kill our full crit Rozzi and she is S tier

adogna would be nice
if you can get a collar on her model
also her walking animation in game is pretty funny but idk if that can be recreated

I just saw a level 30 with their name in blue text, what does that mean?

>>1836038
pic or it didn't happen

>>1836043
you met HIM
it's a super rare name, they patched it

>>1836050
Neat, must be a lucky omen because that was my first win of the night

>>1835949
>also her walking animation in game is pretty funny but idk if that can be recreated
If you mean dog-like then it's possible, but if you mean something like gif related (which would be infinitely funnier) then I'd have to get creative.

>>1836073
no like ingame
I failed to find a good clip for it but if anyone has a good clip of adina walking animation in all her skins to show him
idk if I want to have adogna walking on all 4

>>1836075
Oh, I know what you mean now.
Eh, I think it's possible but takes away dog joke imho.

>>1836079
depends on what other anons think
also why didnt you visit the bonga thread

>>1836075
Do it for the funny
We'd get the attention of gooksbros on arca

>>1836082
>bonga thread
??????

>>1836093
are you not
>>1835304
?
bonga = bombergirl

>>1836082
>theres another bombergirl player here

>>1836095
Oh, bombergirl.
Yeah I plan on visiting that thread later today, thanks for the reminder. They had a rep a few cups back (Pinekeks) but she didn't make the cut during the last season.

>>1836096
I have been in both for years

>>1836101
Tell your top 3 bongas then

>>1836050
>NN didn't sanitize inputs
grim

>>1836103
there is only one
kuro
the bird was close to 2nd but then they made her fat

>>1836109
Hmmm based, for me it's Tekka. I haven't played in a long time though and I miss her.

>>1835949
SEX, i like her voice, its relaxing

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2819

new chapter

>>1836621
Meow

>>1836621
Where's the joke?

>>1836648
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2770

Plenty of whinning and complaining despite being a game on life support (in the west)

>>1837237
>Hyunwoo Q bad
He need a new R lol

>>1836684
>>1836621
Irem got zapped by the retard beam. . .

>>1837249
A new Q and R,he plays like a worse markus outside tonfa memes

>>1837255
True, Hyunwoo Q range is too short and have to hold R for a while to do something while everyone else just press once it's retarded

Neat I did it.

>>1837237
some people take a party game very seriously, please understand

dead thread
dead game
only the blue archive collab can save it now

>>1838002
>some skins such as cadet skins are excluded
lol

>>1838002
Neat

>>1838166
CUTE!

!!! DAILY DOUBLE !!!
>If this specific ability ever received the nerf it deserves, the Eternal Return playerbase would quadruple overnight.

>>1838404
what is emma polymorph

>>1838451
TRVKE

HART IS SO FUN

>>1838552
Hart sex

>>1838404
d&m wind wall

>ping that I have 10 recon cams
>drop a few to free up space, no one grabs them
>pick them up and try later, ping them again and drop them this time one by one at a campfire while teammates are standing around doing nothing
>again they ignore the drones
>know for a fact that they will facecheck a bush later so have to dedicate four slots to cams since they seemingly haven't popped one all game
>Even in "high elo" this is annoyingly common in NA
Please.
I hate being the cams bitch.
Take the
Take the fucking cams and stop walking into risky bushes
I beg you.

Rio sex
Rozzi sex
Haze sex

>>1839130
good taste

>>1839138
Thank chu

>>1839130
based
HOLY based
HOLY MOLY based

People only simp for Rio after she got the bunny skin, she was pretty unremarkable before that

>>1835365
>>1835460
>>1835472
>>1835949
Aight fellas, the poll is up.
Feel free to vote in here.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScj1o5LNqbUefMIkSUlMBE5VoXDAIVxQyYzJzZk0zCy7hxwuQ/viewform
The poll will last up until next week!
Results to come shortly after.
>>1839629
The bunny skin is dogshit.
For me it's Midnight Aurora. That skin is peak.

>Entire point of the character is her ult
>No unstoppable anywhere in her kit
???

>>1839670
Sorry, the cringe dumpire must suffer.

>>1839670
Yet leon and magnus are cc immune, i dont get it

>>1839672
nyoooooooooo

>>1837237
what do these people want exactly
>perfect teammates
>zero trolls
>no noobs in high elo games
i get it but at the same time they have to be realistic

Queens of /erbs/

https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturn_jp
drops on

>>1839833
Not my queens

>>1833391
I do, because I have eyes.
>Nicky only got a win the one time where 5 times all picked Nicky
>and not a single time did any of those 5 Nickys make any game saving plays

>>1840074
i'm not saying you're wrong, i'm just going to mention that this is the problem with ER as an esport and why it's an exceptionally bad spectator sport
the visible skill expression is not there without someone having to explain to you afterwards
viewers are not going to be able to tell what's happening when six characters all turn into a series of overlapping damage circles where everyone is basically just pressing every button as it lights up since the TTK in that environment is less than a second for anyone

Dr. Nadja's breasts are gigantic.

>>1840289
that one webcomic sold everyone on
>what if dr. nadja was a shortstack?

>>1840289
Average size

>>1840059
We know, gaylord

>>1840439
Rope yourself pedo

>>1840524
My dude is in the wrong thread if you believe these two are lolibait.

>>1840396
They're definitely not average

>>1840906
SEXO

>>1840610
GIVE ME SLIGHTLY SWEATY OFFICE LADY CHIARA RIGHT NOW

>>1839670
Follow up another teammate's engage or ult from out of vision. If simply running people down worked she would be a little too easy.
Though i do feel that playing her with blink outside of comp or high KR elo games must be quite miserable.

>play bianca
>win
i KNEEL and WORSHIP the vampire QUEEN

uncomfortabubble adn slightly nervorus chiarara

>>1842920
Looks more like Leni

EXPLODING inside Celine

>Fail to catch Eva despite having several dashes
this is not OK, i got outplayed. . .

>>1843095
fucking how, she can't go through walls
you failed to catch a fucking turtle

>>1843101
I got hit by every cc of hers while chasing

>>1843172
>every cc of hers
one
there is one

>>1843013
Our autistic children shall be beautiful

>>1843173
Yeah, she has one, still got hit every time she used it

>>1843193
I am gold, give me some slack

One angry vietnamese gf please!

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/1592
wait this is the reason I can't get maid adriana? this is why beach nicky got changed?

>>1843203
bratty footdom from...what's her name again? moira?

>

>>1843427
Mirka, I think.

>>1843449
bratty footdom from mirka...

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/283
What??

SPLASH20250710
new code btw

>>1844086
Tsubame paizuri

>>1844141
oh it's tsubame
i thought it was abigail
again

>>1844219
Is it? I could be wrong

Lust provoking image

>>1844391
thighs feet

>>1844391
Sticking your dick between her zipper. . .

>>1844391
Is coffee good for you?

>>1844578
I lost

>only win when i get hags on my team
lovely

>>1844581
>level 36 pass
bwo?

>>1844584
I havent been playing for abit okay? and i dont think there is anything i like about that pass beside some emotes

Perfect

>>1844459
>Sticking your dick between her zipper. . .

Again?

>>1844578
Sua is NOT balanced.
Look at the size of them!

>>1844917
Fucking hell, why are the girls so erotic in this game, makes me want to play them knowing i will just int my ass off

>>1844946
did it again award

Four kids, at bare minimum

>>1844917
Dear lord

>>1844578
>r/mendrawingwomen
i know it's a sub that is 95% trannies, but why would anyone be surprised that men would draw women in a way that is considered attractive to them, if they wanted the character to be considered attractive?

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2836

Final chapter

>>1845329
Well, that took a dark turn

>>1845329
Oh.

>>1845329
Don't worry, all of em got revived thanks for VF infused youthfulness (the one that keeps Eva 17).

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2827
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2828

Patch notes

>Two pages of changes
What the fuck

>>1845533
Sissela

>>1845873
New season, a lot of changes. Wasn't it the same last time?

Sissela is my comfort character please stop sexualizing her

>now simply inputting away from chiara in a straight line doesn't work as well anymore since she can R2 to jump on you again and she still has her ability to not be little more than a walking, whining ball of pink fluff
also it's like season 8 now and they're STILL ironing out herself from
>useless early on
>later on squashes everything underneath her fat french ass

>>1846154
I wish she sat on me

>>1846166
Many do. Since the future of most Test Subjects is...unknown should that which takes place on Lumia be drawn to a close one way or another, it's not objectively incorrect to suggest that if Chiara found her way back, settled down somewhere with someone and got comfortable to the point of allowing herself to be spoiled somewhat, there's a considerable chance that she would end up getting a bit chubby.

>>1846154
literally just bring back ranged crit chiara
why the fuck did they remove that

Wick sounds kind of scary now bros.

>>1846177
Because they felt they had to "dumb down" characters for 1.0 and the new audience they were expecting to get.
Characters couldn't have more than one spec so they instead got condensed down as such.
Gone was crit Chiara, MC AP-stacking Chiara and tank amp Chiara, instead they hit her over the head and turned her into this weird close-ranged amp assassin who was also supposed to be a drain tank but you're not drain tanking with 2286/82 baseline defences.
Of course, then complexity creep kicked in anyway but NN can never really commit to anything. No confidence.

>>1846172
Cute
>>1846179
Big woman chasing me is my fetish

>>1846182
>Characters couldn't have more than one spec
what is nadine
what is aya

>>1846187
Bollocks, forgot to put "per weapon type" since obviously glove hyunwoo and tonfa hyunwoo work entirely differently.

>>1846189
dumb penguin

Impregnate Chiara so she can pass down her genetics

>>1846220
I personally owe Chiara a happy marriage and at least six children

>>1846225
Based

>>1846154
Chiara squashing my small dick between her fat french ass

>>1846267
Lenore is the designated SPH character of eternal return, not Chiara, silly. Although whatever size your peepee, it'll get squashed regardless. The time for salvation - and passing up on Emma's delicious homemade brioche rolls - has passed.

Lenore sex

>>1846273
You wouldn't be able to get the scent of her off yourself afterwards no matter how many times you bathe. That's how you'd know she's made you hers - and she'd make sure all of those tiny korean peckers know that she'd never take them over yourself.

>>1846277
>You wouldn't be able to get the scent of her off yourself afterwards no matter how many times you bathe.
Sounds like Estelle.

>>1846277
Can you not give me a massive boner just as i am about to work? Thanks

>>1846293
Sorry, you don't want to hear about what it'd be like, fucking Lenore in the changing lockers between her concert sessions, with your face stuck between her enormous sweaty tits as they'd bounce around whatever miniscule free space they have to work with, the small metallic box locking in the cloying scent of herself sweating enough to form a growing puddle on the tin floor of the locker?

>>1846299
For fuck sake, i will open the thread after my shift

Is the redhead punching guy THAT bad of a pick?

>>1846362
yes, you're better off picking aquatic punching femboy, or black man, or chinese drunkard, or stunt actor.

>>1846362
His only value is ramming important target(s) into a wall. The moment you've done that or fail to do that, he's basically worthless beyond soaking a bit of damage (if he's going Glove)

>>1846362
hes game winning if you get a good slam and he is kinda bullshit but if you failed there is no coming back

>>1846367
>Stunt actor
Uhhh jenny?

>>1846374
Nicky the dumbslut

>>1846408
Forgot she existed, my bad

>>1846189
Hyunwoo glove and tonfa work different now because NN fucked up in 1.0, he was similar to Leon back then
>If you pick Glove your do constant but low damage and ult is useless
>If you pick Tonfa your gameplay is reduced to rely of ult to do damage and your passive is useless
He need rework like Jackie, or new Q and R at least

>>1845929
Sexsela

>>1846118
New season, yeah

>be (You)
>got told off by the researchers again for your poor performance in the experiments
>in a gloomy mood, you trudge over to the Research Center's library to maybe read something and take mind off matters
>Sua is working there again, notices you and how you seem down and tired
>comforts you, tells you that you did all you could and offers up "happy boobs" if it'd make you feel better, knowing all of the silly males on the island all let go if given a bit of soft booby love, they're all the same, but that's okay!
>insists you bury your face in them until you're all good as new
>doesn't tell you that it was herself who launched you clean over the horizon in the last experiment in the first place

>>1846362
Glove hyun wins almost every 1vs1 in the game, assuming he's got his smolder glove, but he gets it done real fucking slowly and is easy to kite.
A few months ago they had screwed up his numbers to the point that he was played in comp, now he's just okayish.

>>1846130
My dick disagrees

>>1846460
https://files.catbox.moe/rezpx5.png

https://event.playeternalreturn.com/S8/SummertimeMelody
Post your code, faggots

>>1846971
4C19-5D76-E978

>>1846978
Thanks bro
Here
673E-F8E1-38D2

>>1846980
Thanks as well anon, I will use this ticket to int with Emma now.

>>1846971
504E-70AB-520B
Here you go anon.

>>1847066
NOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SMURF?
HOW ELSE WOULD I THINK IM A PRO IF I CANT STOMP PUBS IN NA WITH MY 3 STACK?

>>1847066
HOLY FUCKING GIGA BASED BEYOND BELIEF
NN I FUARKING KNEEL

>>1846971
Don't forget to claim BGM, faggots

>>1844086
Just saw the reason for that new code: https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2835
It's the funny fingers again lmfao. At this point, I think it might be a troll complaining to make NN pay compensation.
>>1846995
Thanks, here's mine.
D61B-6E87-0B4B

>>1847066
terrible news for the eurocucks who each have 25 smurfs if they hadn't already quit seasons ago

>>1846971
finally home
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ping me if you have an unused code

Someone might find this useful

1416-5BFB-73A1

>>1847071
>"practice" for "months" before the EU part of ERM
>by stomping silvers while smurfing in 3-stacks on discord comms
>finally get to the big day
>yourself and everyone else gets turned into chiara's foot worshippers in the fastest concluding ER "masters" series there was or ever will be
>never treated as a remotely serious region ever again
idk what happened in NA but probably nothing quite as embarrassing

fell for it again award

>>1847242
>>1847291
told you to ping, claimed
>>1847398
you will fail miserably

>>1847398
Her boobs got so big

>>1847401
Eto. . .

>>1846154
Rework Chiara is solidly in completely unusable tier. They removed one thing she was good at (her fat French ass) in exchange for giving her one more jump (which she can use only once with nerfed range)

Chiara is French? Is that why she's so stinky?

>>1847537
My wife

>>1846468
More Sua please

>>1847537
>give her more target access
>except now she can't actually kill them once she goes on them
good one
>>1847577
yes

>>1847537
>homogenize a character by removing everything unique and trying to play it safe and just making it worse overall
bit like the game itself really

>>1846225
Me too
Chiara Love!!!!!

I will commission more Chiara/Emma art if someone has a request (yes it will be gay)

>>1848217
pride month is over, anon~

>>1848219
Nothing wrong with helping your best friend accept that her body isn't dirty

>>1848228
Chiara insisted that she's capable of bathing by herself.
Emma insisted otherwise.

>>1848228
>"Nothing in this hospital can wash the dirt off these hands now!"
>Emma teleports in with a bowl of hot water, a bar of soap and a clean, warm cloth
>"Oh."

>planned to play emma tonight
>chiara spam made me change my mind
>now they're BOTH being spammed
Which one do I choose bros..

>>1848254
One game of one, one game of another! Even if you lose, it's fine! They only got bonked over the head a bit, give them some time to sit down and enjoy a hot cocoa while the other does some legwork!

>>1848257
I like Chiara, she's fun. Emma is cute but not as fun.

C24A-484D-7C55
Summertime code

>>1848469
thank
89DB-4C89-D99A
if you need it

>>1848217
Who tops?

>>1848648
Is that even a question? Emma has giga Stacy energy.

>>1848217
>(yes it will be gay)
What a waste

>>1848660
If you give me a good idea I can be convinced otherwise

>>1848228
>Nothing wrong with helping your best friend accept that her body isn't dirty
Emma can lick my cum inside the nun once I finish then

>>1848793
>Echion nerf
Expected
>Jan W buff
Expected since W into ropes dont count as wall damage so he got nerfed from the wallbang
>Blast cactus nerf
Yeah i went green since red no longer had carnivore and cactus was really doing the work
Might not feel as bad to not run cactus now

>>1848802
cactus is such a funny ass arg
what the fuck was that
you hit enemy and he got cacti on him now
lol what?

>>1848793
>SCV now has base healcut and giga premium stats
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Mages are 100% NN's pet archetype it's not even fucking funny
they have everything for free

>>1848839
Because Sua it's a mage

>Chiara
>Weight of her ass 51 54
>Runaway (R)
>Sustained damage 50/60/70 (+22% of skill amplification) 50/60/70 (+25% of skill amplification)
>Squashy-squashy time (R2) range 6m 6.5m
That didn't take long.

https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2843?hl=ko-KR
>Cadets related merchandise
>When people can't get the skins unless they played a specific season of years ago
>When most of cadets skins cadets were released on early access and the game was close to EoS because almost nobody played the game, including koreans aka the main audience
This "marketing strategy" it's too retarded even coming from someone like you, NN

>>1849057
>We will do better next time.