I swear to god this fat tub of lard for a teacher was smoking meth when he said that “Superman is Jesus”, and I am saying this verbatim and then pulled a English trope out of his ass to explain it when other retards debated with him. He full on got up, for once without his mobility scooter, and walked over to us to explain the reason why Superman was Jesus. I don’t even fucking care that much about people’s religion but come the fuck on SUPERMAN?