Ippei in the suite with a parlay dream
Ohtani on the mound, but the books got steam
Wire transfers fly like a split-finger seam
Now the debt’s so deep, it’s a submarine

Vegas got the texts, now the Feds got heat
Ippei bet the farm, now he’s off the beat
Shohei swingin’ clean, but the shadow’s loud
When your interpreter’s wildin’, you lose the crowd