>>150122468

do dodgers fans think they're better than other mexicans?

Mariners!

>>150124782 (OP)

We need to stop fooling ourselves, Merril isn’t going through a sophomore slump, he just isn’t that good. Cronenworth 2.0

>>150124796
yes, I can confirm this personally .

How are the White Sox this bad?

Do not reply to chikaner vpnfag

>>150124811
this

>AL fans realizing the Mariners are coming

The bearies are running the asylum

>i'm brown, here's my tranime to prove it
we got it paco

We’re coming to redeem the ALCS saar

it would be really neat if all anime fans over the age of 21 died suddenly

>>150124630
not too far from me, a 30min drive or 1hr on public transport
im going to a couple of baseball games here this summer, ill send pics of the kino when I do

uhh, george?

ANIME APP NEWBITCHES

>senooooooooor the dodgers will win o algo

M'sbros...does Kirby suck?

I’ve done it. I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT!

We need to make a chikaner beary!

>>150124842
hell yeah i'll keep an eye out for it. what team are you going to see?

>>150124862
looks like hes got a dreadlock rats tail

whos the m's number 2 pitcher after bryan woo?

Time to tap into Dbacks bullpen.

>>150124862
>George Kirby is the weakest man in the rotation
That must be so hard for you

>>150124868
the Sydney Blue Sox (lol)

>>150124862
This season was fucked for him from the start, never got a spring and he's been playing catch up since his first start this season, hasn't been able to find himself.

Yankees.

anime cant protect you from ICE

>>150124875
The order best to worst was supposed to be
>Gilbert
>Castillo
>Kirby
>Woo
but this year has been
>Woo
>Castillo
POWER GAP
>Gilbert
>Kirby

>>150124885
I had this exact same RORT tv in my room growing up lol

>angels lost
>polfag comes
Kwabaroo

>>150124885
its crazy how much a good CRT will cost you these days

Give me that Royal magic, Fermin!

>>150124881
was all star level his first few seasons and he's been average in 2025

Why do red bearies call pink bearies flyovers??

>>150124881
>Kirby is weakest man
Nah, /we've/ had a hole in the 5th starter spot almost all year. Miller has sucked but he's been out a bunch. Logan Evans has been OK. Hancock and the other Castillo were trash.

sneks

>>150124913
Who are the yellow skinned ‘series?

>Canzone flies out to the track in right
woulda been 10 rows out in New York

>look at me, i'm brown!
we know

Goofy ahh 2023 Collapse.

Birthrates

Angels still ain’t it

>>150124941
We warned you about Cortez but you dunked on us. Sucks to suck.

>75 minutes through 3 innings in Seattle
Not gonna make it the whole game at this rate

>>150124935
>just play to your advantage bro

>>150124960
God look at that bloated alcoholic face. Alcohol is bad for you

skin color

>>150124960
I'm talking about that double steal cronenworthless tried to do. Nestor actually cruising right now. Our offense just loves to RISP.

>>150124883
ultra kino lmao that'll be fun

>>150124974
Silence

>>150124978

>>150124984
It’s bad for you

Honestly don’t think even Nambla can fix Cortez

ball four take your base

Jason Adam throws like he has a butt plug up his ass

Bruh UMP.

>>150125004
It's only been day one, I give him rhe benefits of the doubt. Just needed him to eat innings.

>>150125035
Anime tiddies

>>150125020
He loses his power everytime pride month comes every year. It's true lol

>>150124872
kek

>>150125027
Im not being purposefully naive, but do people expect a player to pitch worse for a while after changing team?

>not just tranime but AIslop tranime
browns have no taste

Sneks pls let the paddies win! My wife 2hu was gonna sit on my face tonight!

>>150125054
Well Dodgers fans keeps spamming almost every Padres fan page with that Freddy grandslam gif whenever Cortez is mentioned. I see a second redemption for him. He did pretty well minus that goofy 93 meatball in the first inning. Scene of change is always best for struggling players.

Arraez needs to learn how to walk and stop swinging at ball 4. Crazy how much he pops /grounds out.

>>150125101
It’s ok babe. He can fix it. Pls don’t make me sleep on the couch!

my gay braves :(

>107 line out to players.

Bruh. We're too unlucky.

BAYBAWWWWW

>>150125057
raped by slopspie

>you want to make anon sleep on the couch tonight

>>150125004
He pitched 4 and 2/3rds with 2 runs in his first start back from rehab. He's fine for a #5

Ahem. Poodres, attention. You are NOT allowed to take off the cock cage unless WE take off OUR cock cage. We WIN together, we LOSE together.

>inside the pork home run

>>150125160
Hey wanna erp? Giants fan btw.

For me it's the Sultanes de Monterrey

SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

>>150125081
>Well Dodgers fans keeps spamming almost every Padres fan page with that Freddy grandslam gif whenever Cortez is mentioned.
brown on brown violence

Fuck you Manfraud, stop giving us dead balls.

You caaaaaaan put it on the boaaaaaard HUYES

Yay Xander.

Thank you for not being ass anymore Xander

>>150125222
You're a Doyerpaco, why do you support the Poodres?

>>150125230
Because I wasn't born in LA, silly.

Made a yummy vanilla milkshake :D

angel-esque post

>>150125244
I wonder why I live alone here
I wonder why we spend these nights together
Is this the room I'll live my life forever
I wonder why in LA
To live and die in LA

>>150125248
om nom nom kek

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKKbqF1J7X1/

>>150125253
talentdrainertani

>>150125122
Everyone in San Diego hates the Chargers.

>>150125262
Those guys get recommended to me quite often, I think they’re really funny.

>>150125248
I haven't been able to enjoy milkshakes since I was a kid and I crunched on an earwig in mine.

>>150125266
Everyone loves the Chargers, we just don't like the Owner for the Chargers. We would love our chargers back with a new ownership.

Faggotbacks kek what is you doing
>>150125267
That videos kinda old I’ve def seen it before, shitty repost account just stole it and added lame comments

Padres get Xander meanwhile I’m stuck with Mookie. It’s not fair

In my 29 years of existence I have had many adventures and tribulations and heartbreaks and moments of hilarity and all of it has led up to this moment of wasting a Wednesday evening on /mlb/, watching two teams I don't even support battle in Arizona to see if the Los Angeles Ohtanis can maintain a 3 game lead in the division tonight, nursing a third beer and a jar of greying olives

I wouldn't have it any other way

>>150125282
I know, I meant the guy with the curly hair. He makes like sketch comedy videos. That video is just a random encounter with some Boston homophobe

>>150125267
yeah theyre getting better - ive seen some really funny clips from their poodcast

>>150125292

>>150125293
You know the OPs name or whatever cause yea I remember seeing some of his videos and they were funny.

>>150125292
this goofball isn't watchin' da M's

>>150125292

>>150125292
Idiot anonspie!

>extra outs
ive seen this one before

Gonna need a Merrill madness clutch please.

>>150125292
...yikes...

>>150125280
>Everyone loves the Chargers

>>150125301
Almost Friday TV

Uh, what the fuck?

>>150125280
You only show up to the game threads when the chargers play the raiders you casual

>>150125304
>working on a weekday night

Cmon sneks get an insurance run

>POODRES

machimpo lol

>>150125253
amazing...... BUT THEY FUCKING LOST

You know the fuarking rules. Dodgers lose, you lose. Don't get uppity, fuarking slaves.

>>150125359
kys

Welp, So much for unclutch Manny and brain dead coaching.

Sneks

YOU LOVE THE PLAYERS
YOU LOVE THE GAME

>>150125280
>We would love our chargers back with a new ownership.
Only you and 6 other Chorger fans say that.

i keep getting my specific numbers when i post here. should i buy lotto tickets?

>>150125372
yes

Somebody wake the southsider..

>>150125372
definitely

>>150125369
IS THAT A YOUNG TAYLOR SWIFT

>>150125371
Everyone knows real chargers fans are at San Diego, silly.

Anyways. Go Chadres.

Stupid fuarking Pooooodres. You are only allowed to win when WE win. Stay in your fuarkiiiiiing lane, Poooooodre.

>>150125379
shoulders aren't wide enough

>>150125383
collar this rat

>>150125379
It's a drawing

naylor slap!

geno sac!

>faggotbacks

smelly brown catholics

LOLSNEKS

>>150125403
>>150125406
pain

SUBMARINE FAGGOT

USELESS

FUCKING

SNAKES

>>150125386
kek seethe doyerpaco

snkeks

O'HEARN!!!! WORLD SERIES BACK ON, PARADE IN GASLAMP SOON!

Hell yeah

no step on snake sanchez

>Per Source: Justin Dean is getting called up to LA. LFG! Dean is a fun player to watch, lots of speed, fun energy!
Who the fuck is this

>>150125415
josh just stole his 9th bag as an M :)

dodgers lost on purpose for entertainment purposes

I am numb to this bullpen

>>150125430
*Now 10th

>Casey Kelly
Holy shit, what a throwback. Traded for AGon back in 2011

I want to hatefuck a snake girl so much

World Series runnerup team, everyone!

>>150125440
reptile girls are bad for you

>>150125436
Why is the Jettie blindfolded?

>>150125440
Fornication is bad for you

>>150125253
Tungsten arm o'doyle kind of game

>>150125447
>>150125452
Women am I right
Can't live with em can't live without em

OMG!

Based Candelita :)

This is basically a repeat of last night's game holy shit

Still scared of Chase Field it ain't ova

>doyerpacos hatewatching padrepacos
uh oh brownfight

>>150125474
I want to hatefuck a padrepaco

he pulled a pancake out of his pocket. How can you not love him he's so random xD

>>150125483
I don’t get it

>>150125474
i only watch dodgers-angels. i'm not wasting time with a team 2hrs away

>>150125487
Brewers manager

STFD

kek doyerpacos

nick kurtz

LITTLE

It is happening, again.

Why are poodre fans thinking about the dodgers?

sneks....

>>150125500
WHITE

smelly stinky poopoopeepeecacadoyers kek

>>150125503
Padgers?

He ran because they’re not going to throw through with a man on third dingus

>>150125510
SNAKE

>>150125518
FOR

God man, Arraez is killing us with his seflish swings. TAKE YOUR WALKS.

>>150125522
BIG

>>150125503
its doyerpacos in here seething about the padres though?

frognigga slap!

>>150125523
It’s never going to happen, super high contact guys don’t walk, it’s definitely a downside

>>150125527
DADDY

so much spic infighting

>>150125542
the soul patch needs to make a comeback
it will make a comeback

first frognigga sb!

>>150125536
COCK

>sneks

Mariners :)

>>150125542
Its sad…Mexicans need to stick together

Marinsaars :)

ALEXANDER GOES BIG

DUMP #43

will have to wait
he's not getting to 50 is he

cal and cole need to switch spots in the lineup

DIGITS AND SNEAKS WALK OFF

Not really impressed with Mason Miller to be honest. Closing in October is a different animal anyway , no way of knowing if he has it until then

>>150125561
He's de-slumping. 4 balls hit over 100mph the last two games. Bad luck hitting a couple straight at defenders.

GG dads

Sneks ded

>>150125571
Same, would've much rather had Duran

Bro he’s leaving sliders way up and over the plate this game should be tied

>>150125565
>off by 1
USELESS

FUCKING

SNAKES

Did anyone get a screen shot of the Brewers and Braves game earlier where Bummer took a ball to the bum?

>>150125565

Chadres win get fucked doyerpacos

>>150125575
GG bro tight series

what the fuck is happening with /our/ bullpen the last two nights
five home runs allowed

AL East is going to booty blast the Poodres and Doyers.

>>150125577
Yeah I’d feel way more comfortable with him. I think I read the dads might try and convert him to a starter? Is there any truth to that or was it just speculation

2 GB :)

>NEVER LOOSE HOPE
>NEVER SURRENDER

Munozbros...getting Yankees series finale flashbacks

>>150125592
>dodgers
Definitely gonna get swept by the jays
>padres
Red Sox will win the series but will lose the game

>>150125593
Personally I fucking hate the idea. I guess we'll see.

>>150125592
Dodgers already won this year.

>all this passive aggressive `:)`

>>150125589
Law of averages

How did no one trade for Tauchman hes like a perfect lefty fourth outfielder

Mariners :(

>>150125593
He wants money guaranteed if he’s to be converted to a starter. Not sure if they’ll do it since he’s kind of unproven and already has given up a lot of home runs in the 9th.

marinsaars chokign :)

Oh for heaven's sake.

>>150125601
As a non dads fan I kinda hope they do it just coz I wanna see what it looks like >>150125615
That’s really interesting. I get it

COME ON MUNOZ GIDP
can't blow a 6 run lead against the fuckin chisox

Saars, DO NOT REDEEM THE CHOKE

SAAAARS DO NOT LET THE POPE WIN

Munoz isn't looking at the runners. They should double steal as soon as he sets

got one now for the ole dp

Hindubros…

SWORD

REDEEM THE WIN SAARS

MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES

what happened to the memeners finger pointing cunt?

You got lucky today Ms

>>150125638
that is pretty indian, no lie

Uhhhhh doyerpacos?

sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya

>>150125658
This has to be a falseflag no one is bragging about being in second

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team

>marinermooserearviewmirror.jpeg
hold onto your butts rags and astros

>>150125668
Poodrepacos think about the dodgers all the time

>>150125648
lol gg they actually played some ball tonight bro see ya tomorrow

>>150125668
>being a series loss away from losing your division lead is not notable

>>150125671
Gonna sneak up on ya...

Mariners!

Marinsaars are ready to redeem the division

>>150125672
>dodgers fan calling someone else hispanic
what's that video, homeless man calls someone a broke ass nigga?

Series win. No meme answerback this time, Arizona sneks dwellers. Was pretty worth trading the whole farm for O'Hearny and Miller :3 2 games behind big brother. We coming for that division, doyer pacos. Maybe!

Whether you're a Padres or Dodgers fan, I think we can all agree that Padgers won tonight

>>150125687
you’re both hispanic teams

>>150125658
Jays are gonna skull fuck us then the Dres are gonna get sloppy seconds.

>>150125647
>>150125683
there she is

>>150125691
i'm neither nigga

imagine how nice it would be if you woke up tomorrow and every hispanic in america was dead

birthrates

>imagine

The Jays outscored the Rockies 45-6 and they still are 5th in the AL in run differential kek they’re so fraudulent

>>150125705
Dude cmon. That’s racist AF!

The time for doubt is over. memeiners rise up

Haha, not today FAGGOTmina!

>>150125705
black people*

This thread is boring. Let’s go back to talking about tacos and fast food burgers. And chicken

>>150125729
why are m's fans like this?

My wife 2hu is gonna sit on my face. GG sneks!

Yeah the Astros are dogshit the Rags or Saars are definitely winning that division

>>150125742
chadres shittin down your throat kek

>>150125753
Nice clever joke, bud. But atleast I have a woman with a baby on the way in a house in Encinitas. You, on the other hand, jerk off to cartoon characters.
Go dads!

>>150125730
alright. can we all agree that fish burgers are low-key goated?
and im not talking that fake fish shit you get in the frozen section of the supermarket

>>150125766
No

>a-at least we're not as bad as blacks
lol

>>150125730
>Let’s go back to talking about tacos and fast food burgers
The fourth time this week?

>>150125794
Yes. Kino late night /mlb/

>>150125762
>a baby on the way
a daughter kek
if it was a son you'd have said son

Angels ain’t it

>>150125796
Anon…

>>150125762
Congrats to your wife's boyfriend

>>150125796
Trying to be clever again huh bud? His name is gonna be Manny Jr. We know the gender. Go back to jerking off to your cartoon girls.

>>150125808
Here’s your you (You), bud.

>>150125762
>Encinitas
every day I spend in this thread I find out about some new paco dish

>>150125715
It's almost like wins are more important than run differential!

M'sbros...it's /our/ year
/We/ are winning the AL

cope on 'em, poodre!

gape em!

what will you do during tomorrows off day before fridays india vs mexico proxy wars?

>>150125826
Yeah wins are definitely more important, the fact that you think I’m insinuating that run differential is “more important” than wins is shocking. I don’t think I can gain anything from furthering this conversation

>>150125856
Ur mum lel

>>150125856
pray for nuclear launch

>>150125857
holy fuck this guy is so smart wow
do NOT try to match wits with this anon!

>>150125856
it's not an offday

>>150125856
>india vs mexico proxy wars?
what?

>>150125814
Try the memelitas they’re usually stale tho

>>150125872
I think he meant Dodgers are Mexico and Blue Jay are India because so many Indians in Canada but he’s probably just baitposting

>>150125856
>tomorrow's off day
Mariners going for the sweep!

Redeem the sweep saars

my barves is about to get a 5 game sweep from the stinky fish :(

Raynkees won that game.

>>150125857
idk I think run differential is more useful than W/L. It's obviously better for predicting future success/failure the issue is that it's context neutral. But yeah the Blue Jays are definitely frauds

I don't know why my fellow Americans tolerate all of these aging soccer superstars coming over to retire in the MLS. I used to go to LA Galaxy games when I was younger because we loved Landon Donovan, but the importing of aged out talent is so cringe. I understand the MLS is dogshit and no one really cares about it, but this country needs to grow a backbone and just accept the fact that we suck and foster our own shitty home grown talent instead of allowing this retards to come through and act like they're better than everyone because they played in Europe.

How do you just allow someone to say "It wasn't my first choice." Smug fuck doesn't even respect the league or people he's playing for. Just cringe all the way around.

You will never hear that disrespectful shit in the MLB. People have a huge amount of respect for players coming from other leagues.

>>150125872
it was revealed earlier that there a LOT of jeets in /mlb/

goodnight mariners nation

>>150125937
>it was revealed earlier that there a LOT of jeets in /mlb/
Australians and Canadians are the last people on earth who should be talking about a lot of jeets being anywhere. I've been to Canada multiple times and 70% of the people in Vancouver are Indians or Chinese.

>>150125958
I dont make the rules bud, you guys got em and theyre taking your jobs

>>150125937
did this weally happen

>>150125936
Soccer transfers and loans are so stupid to me. Porltanders are bitching about the timbers rn cause some shitter wanted to go to a Colombian of Brazilian club and they couldn’t make a deal. He abandoned the team and flew to South America apparently, didn’t show up to the game tn. Now I guess they’re stuck paying him to not play or look like cucks and agree to sell him for peanuts.

>>150125963
No, just the marinsaars kek

>>150125963
ctrl+f "saar" right now

tfw was on a work trip all week and didn't get to gloat a single time here :(

Veeeeery Goooood, Mariners. You were wise to win that one.

>>150125979
>brian poo

Lots of Indians and Chinese in Seattle. I wasn’t joking when I made that joke in the previous thread

tickles me pink when I hear a baseball stat (usually about Ohtani) that mentions some dude in the 1870s. like what the fuck that's basically ancient history.

PROSPECT ALERT - LAD

According to @dodger_daily: The Dodgers are calling up OF Justin Dean

The 28-year-old has produced a slash line of .274/.370/.796 in 270 ABs for
the OKC Comets

He will take over a spot on the 40-man roster, subsequently meaning someone will be sent down.

--

I believe this is the third position player prospect this year to get called up, joining Rushing (C), Freeland (SS/3B). Awesome, who doesn't love a good debut?

>>150126069
nice

>>150126069
>28 year old prospect
literally me

>>150126072
give them career minor leaguers a chance!

>>150126069
but is he zesty tho

>>150126069
cumfartobros.. is our time up?

>>150126094
FACTCHECK: True

>hispanics trying to score white people points by hating on indians
just like /int/

Dogs? Just don’t like ‘em.

Go Mariners!

>>150126115
kek

>>150126106
Conforto makes too much to get sent down

>>150126111
saar we are real americans saar

>>150126111
>trying to score white people points
how many white people points do I have?

>>150125973
Sounds like a breach of contract but MLS is too faggy to enforce it

>Ruth never had a game with 8 K’s or more as a pitcher and a homer as a batter. This was Ohtani’s third.
Pretend I added in some shitty smug reaction picture

>>150126154
No one struck out back then. Striking out was worse than hitting into a double play 100 years ago

>>150126154
and he did it through 4 innings as well. Ohtani's been dealing lately.

>Michael King returning for Saturday against Red Sox

Chadres are so back.

just for that, michael king 6 er

>>150126115
extremely based. /mlb/ is a pet-free general

/mutt-less board/

Dodgers get swept in the playoffs against the Brewers just like in the regular season and Broors win the eries in 6. Screencap this.

>>150126251
screen capping this so I can laugh at you

I can't believe Chadres actually won that game, I thought we were actually going to have a repeat of last year where Padres and Dodgers stayed 3 games away from each other until their final series

>>150126209
if you seethe at this picture, youre a jeet

>>150126315

>>150126069
Good for him for finally getting his chance, but at the same time, I feel like an almost 8 year minor league career is one of those things where you should maybe have considered hanging it up sooner. But granted, he was in AAA so maybe he just kept holding on hope that the chance would come eventually. Can't say the same about the guys that are like 29 and still in high A or AA

>>150126306
>Padres and Dodgers stayed 3 games away from each other until their final series
Could still happen but I like this current state of things where all the division leaders are somewhat threatened by their runner-ups. Tigers being the exception

>>150126329
He's about to get a nice lil payday, he'll be earning the equivalent of his minor league monthly salary each day he's on the roster, so that makes me happy.

btw, Max Muncy was 27 235D when the Dodgers called him up. (tbf he had played in the MLB previously for the Athletics but he was beyond horrible (.206/.186 avg & .660/.565 OPS for 2015/16) and subsequently released during 2017 spring training.

Dodgers signed him for absolutely nothing to a minor league deal and he became a monster at 27. I think there's still gas in the tank for some of these older guys, you never know how they'll play once they hit the big leagues. I hope some of the guys called up end up mainstays, especially the ones that have been grinding year in and out.

Never forgive the Mariners
.162 BA in the last 10 games
Ruined Eugenio Suarez
Destroyed his career
Decreased his overall in my vidya by TWENTY POINTS
Alley-ooped the MVP to Ohtani

>>150126382
Oh yea, he also went to Mexico and played for the Charros de Jalisco in the Mexican Pacific League.

>>150126408
>Alley-ooped the MVP
He wasn't getting it anyway brah

>>150126382
>>150126438
that funky unique MD5

>>150126441
The PP Gay falloff needs to be studied.

>>150126603
Wyatt Langford buckbroke Kevin Rally in the 11th inning, and he never recovered.

>The Mariners failed to score after loading the bases with one out in the seventh. Arozarena and Cal Raleigh struck out looking against Danny Coulombe.

>Raleigh went 0 for 5 with five strikeouts

Judgy would never…

testing out my new clipping tool (made it myself :^)

>>150126650
give me the elevator pitch

>>150126603
I imagine a lot of this has to do with Ohtani starting to pitch again to be desuuuu. Kind of hard to make an argument for an inferior hitter to win because of elite fielding when the other guy is adding in elite pitching.

>>150126654
I literally made it just to shitpost with maximum efficiency. It took me 12 hours. yt-dlp (pull video from link), ffmpeg (process video), it's an electron app.

Does it have some use outside of shitposting? Almost certainly. You can literally dump anything in here and chop up a clip in less than a minute. Gonna be using this to highlight maxx.

>>150126710
carry on soldier

>>150126695
Didn't you think about having gay sex with Ohtani or something? Opinion discarded.

>>150126824
I'm guaranteed straighter than this entire general filled with latent homosexuals combined, so it doesn't mean much coming from you lot desubh

Mariners won that ballgame btw

>St. Louis 5, Dodgers 3

And that's a Redbird winner!

https://youtube.com/shorts/GvKycuZ-aOg?si=Voi1XhlrpaSDYv7E

My poodres won last night :)

tigers have honestly been getting exposed since the All Star Break, but the AL Central is also awful enough that they'll probably be able to hold onto their division win and make the postseason

Lock in that gay sex while you can fellas

>>150126852
>im super straight
Suuure bud.

>>150127471
Hi. I was also right about Cal Raleigh's decline. Major League Baseball enforces anti-cheating policies and dope testing heavily in the second half. It's not safe for AJ Hinch to cheat or for Cal Raleigh to use steroids anymore.

Man, I hate it when they put recent expansion teams on the grid.

Without Jay Bell, the score is at least a respectable 27.

>>150127642
Recker on the board!!!!

>>150126852
Im a straight alpha male kid

Good morning Marinsaars! Ready to redeem the division!

>>150127713
Was this moment worth it, in retrospect?

>>150127642

I am an American but never watched baseball, football or even had a hamburger or hotdog.

>>150127841
Or had a beer

>>150127841
sorry guys forgot to post my picture

>>150127642
>>150127760
Are you guys even human?

>>150127852
I don't eat meat

>>150127868
and I hate dogs.

Go Mariners!

>>150127878
I love all animals

>>150127907
even the evil ones?

>>150127907
even Mookie Betts?

Cashman won the deadline

>>150128020
>not getting swept by the Rangers is like winning the World Series to Boone and Cashman

We are witnessing the decline of Devin Williams’ post-IL (stress fractures).

https://youtu.be/GUXPRjdlwFU?si=ZWtJVzVY2z2IzSnO

When is matcha dubai chocolate Ohtani Labubu night? Complete with a post-game kpop concert!

They are going for the 2025 World Series and there's nothing the American League can do about it!

/our/ jaysies :)

>>150128078
that's one ugly ass nose bro

>>150128078
between guys like him, Kurtz, Wilson, Skenes, even Merrill and Holliday, it seems like white baseball players are back on the rise after people thought the sport would be lost to the Dominicans and the Japanese. Also helped that the "best player to ever come from Japan" Roki ended up being a bust lol

https://youtu.be/rTirWgXMoMQ?si=QpHn-Q8vuLp_iUz3 Investigate Javy Báez for throwing.

i don't know if it's the smell of stale sam adams, wives with black eyes, or the cacophony of racial slurs. but winning in boston is different.

>>150128188
must be the free dunkin for life

kek o!

>>150128078
they already have plans to trade him

>>150127862
>stuck on the easiest category
ISHYGDDT

>>150128142
pathetic. the only reason i like sports is it can be not like annoying american political bullshit but you seem to love that more.

>>150128302
you just seem mad people aren't as hyped about your NPB aces anymore

>>150128318
Nah. The Nipp(gg)er is right here. You're a race baiting troll.

>>150128302
>i like sports its not annoying american political bullshit
me to Meiji

>>150128318
I agree. That filthy nipper should go back to his countrymen’s national sport of catching eels in mudholes.

sigh kek! Sigh!!!

sighkek em!

GM mlb

>>150128540
Good morning

sighkek em!

doyerpacos lost yesterday kek

Watching Skenes v. Francona

>>150128574
FAGhio kek

>>150126852

>>150128638
i can sense the racism coming from these white men towards jazz.

>>150128643
Judge is mulatto, Fried is jew, and Rodon is larping as a romANO

>wake up
>Swede had another meltdown about his homosexual feelings for ohtani
Kek gm saars!

moon beam ice cream
takin off your blue jeans

>HEYYYY SHOHEIIIII
>I BET YOU GAMBLE AND LET YOUR FRIEND TAKE THE FALL
>YOOUUUU BUMMMM
>HEY SHOEHI
>SHOHEI?

kek ?

ohtani lied and ippei died

Ippei in the suite with a parlay dream
Ohtani on the mound, but the books got steam
Wire transfers fly like a split-finger seam
Now the debt’s so deep, it’s a submarine

Vegas got the texts, now the Feds got heat
Ippei bet the farm, now he’s off the beat
Shohei swingin’ clean, but the shadow’s loud
When your interpreter’s wildin’, you lose the crowd

>>150128712
He was bet slippin’ bankroll trippin’
Took Shohei’s name, now the trust is missin’
No odds on loyalty, just lines on shame
And the house always wins when you play that game

>4 games

You gotta know when to hold em
Know when to fold em
Know when to walk away
Know when to frame your interpreter and supposed best friend for several federal crimes and have him thrown prison right as his wife gives birth to their first child to cover up your illegal gambling addiction and save your mlb career
You never count your money
When your sitting at the table
There’ll be time enough for counting
When the dealings done

>>150128760

gm

>>150128843
Gay mets lad

Lock in that gay sex while you can, fellas

>>150128142
>>150128302
And now?

gm mariners nation, attempting to sweep the pope sox this afternoon

>>150128843
>>150128853
Gay Mariners lads

>>150128873
>lost the tiebreaker to NY
Officially doesn't matter.

>cusb

>>150128960
Mariners have tie breakers against all the potential AL wc teams save the yankees and jays.

>>150128951
>>150128983
oops

>>150128990
>marinesr

>>150126154
Tungsten post

>>150128951
>>150128853
>gm coffee frog posting was ruined by a seething stankeedoo kek
ya hate to see it

>>150128983
>its the ALWCS
>7th inning
>Bryan Woo’s shutout is disrupted by a STANTONIAN BLAST
>3-RUN HR on the jumbotron followed by fireworks
KIIIIIIINOOOOO

Big G mindfuckin' Seattle in his sleep!

>>150129095
he wouldn't do that

>>150129110
Pitch in the playoffs or make it 7 innings? Agreed either way!

>be me snekchad
>driving back to my yard after some early morning stops
>go through downtown close to the ballpark
>billboard telling me to visit Seattle
>mfw

I used to think the Angels fans were memeing when they talked about Ohtani's knock-on effects on roster construction. Getting to carry an extra pitcher is huge, but you can no longer give guys days off in the field without sitting them completely and deploying six starters means each SP loses between 5-6 starts. You really need an elite BP and rotation depth to pull it off.

>>150129146
Woo gives up random meatballs with nobody on, he wouldn't do that with two runners on, simple as.

>>150129171
October is just a different beast.

>>150129180
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE 97 IT'S NOT

Job's been killing me, might be quitting soon. Sorry I haven't been posting.

NPB Results

>4 games today

>>150129263
NPB Standings

>>150129270
MLB American

>>150129266
you can watch all the baseball today!

>>150129263
Carp offence has been slowly getting better, shame about the pitching being really inconsistent

>>150129274
firesale twinsies are going to be ahead of the buyinglikeretards roylels soon

>>150129274
damn, feels good to be a jaysie :)

what do we think about this, chat?

>>150129274
MLB National

>>150129298
I though it was a list of biggest frauds this year but I don't see the yankees.

>>150129291
>>150129298
September 15th cannot come any sooner

>>150129320
Why?

>>150129266
15 games tomorrow

>>150129334
he's a delusional rays fan who thinks they have a chance against my red hot jaysies
feel free to ignore him

Red Sox @ Padres and Blue Jays @ Dodgers could be two great series

>>150129274
jays on top

>>150129350
THE skatin' rays of steinbrenner field? The ones that are under .500 and almost 5 games back from a wild card spot? Those rays?

Jays feelin spunky

>>150129350
The rebuilt Rays are no joke sonny. Lets see where the Jays are by 9/15.

Jays gettin they spunk on

>>150129305
>barfs only 2 games ahead of the gnats

>>150129409
my jays are going to sweep the rays all the way to montreal kek!

>not flyovers
Pic rel

>flyovers
Everywhere else

Simple as!

more like tampon bay lol lol

>>150129427
How about you sweep a toothbrush over those cobblestone teeth hey

Blowgays kek

>>150129431
Is that Big Ben

Padgers bros.., erm, what the hell?!

>>150129455
this level of cope is pathetic even for a floridian

>>150129477
Why is being 1-5 against the Rays while being outscored 19-2 a cope?

gm

>>150129486
11 gb, sweetie xo

My M's are headed to wherever steinbrenner is soon and I will give the genny a QRD (quick run down) of the skatin' rays baseball acumen once the data has been collected.

the rivalries youve been waiting for!

>>150129506
That's right, tune in for another masterclass, battle of the titans spectacular.

>>150129436
fried that freak

>>150129496
Gm. Cashman won the deadline btw.

Mariners blowout coming today

>>150129522
meanwhile

>>150129522
>Relievers with an ERA over 2.2
That's not going to work in October.

>>150129529
the good kind, I hope

Rays catchin strays this morning from cocky cuntnadians….

Yankee fans know they're not winning anything this season right? With this team?

>>150129547
It's that bum, Judge. DFA him I say.

Oldcums remember when Panama was the only jays fan here

/nu/
>>150129556
>>150129556
>>150129556
>>150129556

>>150129553
>Oldcums remember when Panama was the only jays fan here
>Panama
im old enough to remember when it was gran columbia

>>150129539
Stop fixating on a reliever’s ERA! It’s a shaky stat that can skyrocket fast due to short outings. Even top pitchers have off days—yep, it happens! What really counts is their ability to bounce back strong.

>>150129576
all of my this

>>150129537
>the highest IQ Panamanian