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Sup ya'll, hymen status update #251

STATUS: UNBROKEN. UNSHAKEN. UNTOUCHED. i remain spiritually AND physically fortified. the gates are closed. the moat is full. the drawbridge hasn’t lowered since the release of halo 3
last night i sneezed too hard and had to google “can hymens rupture from intense vibes.” they cannot. i am safe. the covenant holds. until then, all hail kekius maximus

>>213005482
As a cuckold and an Ellie enjoyer, I would like this to be true. But since the camo pants and the shorts have been debunked and the "puppy play" isn't overtly sexual unless you put it into the right context, I don't feel the tingle that I normally get from being cucked. I would like to believe that someone as ungroomed and disgusting as Jet Neptune could cuck me by fucking a 9/10 Asian schoolgirl, but I'm not quite feeling it. There needs to be hard evidence like a video for me to get my rocks off.

God, I love Ellie so much and I definitely hope that she would never fuck another man. That would be so humiliating and exciting.

>>212835771
A stew has a higher solid-to-liquid ratio than a soup. I don't claim to be an expert, and don't know where exactly the cutoff is, but subjectively I would put it slightly above a hearty pea soup with sausage and potato. A stew is just more chewy and I can tell it when I taste it.

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>>212684763
>Ellie joins
>Ends up in a box on the side of the road

>>212647107
The oriental princess of /ftl/ is not evil.