NEWS
It’s advantageous

Watermellie <3

We need more rape bait on S5 that's for sure

>>213040847
> s5

>>213040856
u been on 4chan for 20 years, fucking loser

i broke celibacy its whatever not ideal

>>213040897
It'll happen in some shape or form. When that is, I do not know.

the bee meme was a repost from 8 weeks ago, before ellie existed

>>213040949
> t. larping fat celibate man

>>213040962
if ellie doesnt make a post on instagram in the next hour, then she is lurking the thread 100%

>>213040990
white power

>>213040990
That's her friend's hand btw.

>>213040990
>ftl unironically following a literal stripper/crackwhore on instagram
yea, im done here

>>213040990
direnc is a nazi

>>213041044
Its fucking fishtank, there aren't too many normal functional citizens to follow

>>213041078
you literally cannot go lower than direnc

>>213040898
Anyone who has been here less than 20 years should not be allowed to use the site

>>213041107
Hard agree.

we need to be using soap and shampoo

>>213041094
betty, vinny, burt, sam, letty, chudgang, jet, ben, chris lynch, damiel et al are also subhuman

>>213040759 (OP)
Zoomer and gen alpha social life simulator. I feel sorry for you kids.

>>213041320
yes, and thats why, after their brief circus act you let them fade into irrelevance
not follow them around like some loser degenerate
like those indians who worship literal homeless people as gods

>>213041387
Will they ever leave the house And touch grass and or ass?

>her vague posting was so on point, she had men in her 30s convinced she lurks ftl
How did he manage to pull it off bros?
Absolute bagel kino

>>213041629
she does lurk tho

>>213041648
>she does lurk tho
is this cope supposed to justify the weeks youve spent posting about ellie?

>>213041687
just seems like she does

>>213041687
she says she does

Sickness.

>>213041753
based

>>213041648
she was lurking more when threads were still active
she said she was checking the archives too
but now that the threads are 98% ellieseethers on repeat, what's the point of lurking

>>213041769
Seek help.

>>213040898
If you havent been here since the 00s you dont belong here

>>213041792
>the self proclaimed 4chan power user would rather use instagram
lmao

After seeing Ella of all people show up not just on 4chan, but here with us on /bant/, I think that everyone from the show lurks
I wonder what the female cast members think when they scroll on their phones and see that someone has taken a few seconds from an hours-long stream and turned it into something salacious

>>213040949

>>213041825
calm down unc

imagine being buck broken by a tranny mod and posting on /bant/

bro he is so pathetic
I would understand if he was younger but he's like 27.... jesus

>>213041803
i started going on /b/ in 2008, most likely october

I was using a shitty Acer aspire from 2005 and had a motorola W375. i bought my first laptop shortly after because i wanted privacy. that was a toshiba satellite pro

>mfw babyfags on 4chan think they know me but they dont

>>213042057
Do twitter orbiters even pretend to respect Jet anymore? Has Total /ftl/ victory been achieved?
I choose to believe even Ellie was mocking Jet when calling him a cutie pie on s4.

shows over, wrap it up, go home

>>213042198
>I choose to believe even Ellie was mocking Jet when calling him a cutie pie on s4.
this was debunked the moment she flew out with him and sucked his cock

>>213042219
Zero evidence. She was just following direnc around

>>213042198
nobody does s4 broke the camel's back

>>213041825
She can't get past the captcha

do you people actually use 4chan outside of /ftl/?
it's nothing but faggot spics and niggers now

>>213042245
>Zero evidence. She was just following direnc around

>>213042270
> brit schizo

>>213042257
>She can't get past the captcha
Now way dude
Didnt you see the clip where she said she goes on /x/ and /tttt/?

Let it go bro

Just.. let it go

>>213042268
/bant/ is so underaged it's shocking

>>213042331
>bagel was here
>jet was here

>>213042268
Of course not. It’s solid glow nigger demoralization. Totally unusable. /ftl/ is unironically one of the most love and life generals on 4chan in a weird fucked up way

Is it just me or is Charls kinda retarded? Even more so than Nick and Sam.

>>213042353
> s1 fag coping

>>213042074
>a shitty Acer aspire from 2005
Did it come with Ubuntu or some other distro?

Alright I see where Claire is coming from now
when does abby stfu?

>>213042364
he's always been like that

>>213042371
it was over the moment she started giving us updates about her hymen. Just let it go, my guy

I never used 4chan before watching the show and it wasn’t that difficult to figure out. Lurked for a week and then started posting. I was 20 and yes I post on /bant/, don’t see why anyone around that age wouldn’t be able to figure it out, especially if you were really inclined

>>213042412
> wasted YEARS simping for an s1 slut

>>213042057
Abby, you still had sex with him

She’s a good woman

>>213042412
>my guy
yep, you are a pedophile

>>213042417
Same. I mainly just browse reddit and I'm a Season 3 Burtfag. Heard the main talks are on 4chan so I wanted to see what it's all about in season 4

>>213042379
windows XP, the toshiba came with vista but i got a free windows 7 upgrade. i think i still have the disc

>>213042451
>yep, you are a pedophile
holy projecting

>>213042475
would you fuck benleaks

>>213042364
its kinda hard to say
Charles is kinda weird
you can have Sam and Nick talk about buying cars or some other boomer shit and then Charles comes in and starts talking about some schizo shit about underground tribes that survive by turning dust into water or some weird tik tok he saw
People joke about him being a schizo or getting his brain being fried on pills but he genuinely seems to be out of this world at times
I still think he's the funniest of the 3

>>213042494
no, he ugly.

i still dont see the issue what the problem is with one /ftl/ thread on /tv/. certainly it would be less work just to actually moderatea few posts in these threads than spent your whole day deleting them over and over. It's a good show with /tv/ legacy and we were pretty good keeping it contained in here

>>213042417
>>213042455
Time to fuck off back to where you came from

>>213042428
>>213042441
introvert by the way

>>213042537
because it devolves into the same 2 ellieseethers spamming in hopes to get a (you)
if they were brave they would shut down /ftl/ forever

>>213042562
What do you think an introvert is?

Yo, Nick and Charls check it, what if we extend the daddy dom sketch until the final episode

>>213042562
>introvert by the way
doesn't know what being introverted means award

>>213042428
cute outfit

>>213042562
introvert doesn't mean agoraphobic

>>213042577
>>213042597
introvert is when you lead a group of borderline retarded spergs to beat up a 5 foot goblina with dumbbells

>>213042621
it's a competition

>>213042621
Wow, you really showed....... something...

>>213042441
>no panties

what a slut

>>213042621
When Angelina was calling for help and then crying afterwards while that was happening..... I was so fucking erect, bro

>>213042621
they faces killing me why nobody gaf ::skull::

>>213042635
>>213042640
is reddit down or something?
holy smokes

>>213042676
Your beyond retarded. It's impressive, really. Kill yourself nigger

Just waiting for one of the Elliepedos to apply to be a janitor at her school to get closer to her

>>213042709
>Your

>>213042734
Phone autocorrected. What's your excuse retard?

https://web.archive.org/web/20250720192029/https://vocaroo.com/1gw50M3KHfoC

>>213042507
the three of them come off as vapid faggots like most influencers

>>213042729
bro, dont worry

im gonna be picking her up from school (once she starts in a couple of weeks)

gonna make sure she gets home safe and sound

>>213042729
I'm gonna be the sex ed teacher

what are you getting her for her 30th birthday?

>>213041044
And you are posting a dude wanting to sell his bootyholy to bbc. Whats your point?

Let me take you down cause I'm going to.... strawberry fields...

>>213042833
she'll be dead before that happens

>>213041825
>wanting fish to tripfag here
That was actually smart of her to do it on IG instead. We dont need another shadi or claire

>>213042849
HOLY SHIT MANIFESTED

Trole is beautiful

>>213042832
in high school?

heh nah

kids are already fucking at that age

someone tl;dr about what happened after the show went off air several weeks ago and everyone thought they were doing a rug pull

>>213042569
shouldn't be that hard to ban them for trolling then instead of deleting these threads. whats the fucking point of arbitrarily allowing something one day and not the other and never coomunicate anything. It is 1 fucking spot out of 150, easily filterable for everyone who doesn't want to see it.
i will continue discussing this show on a safe for work board, thank your very much listening to my tedtalk

>>213042889
True, would be giga cringe if ellie actually uses 4chan. Her pretending shes does is comfy

>>213042901
Jet fucked Ellie and /ftl/ went into a meltdown
That's pretty much it

>>213042901
the show went off the air and they did a rug pull

>>213042898
Dawg I can teach them to fuck better

>>213042901
the /bant/ fags are obsessing over the 18 year old highschooler and have decided to shittalk, stalk and harrass her all day while claiming that simps are so annoying.
fishtank has put on magic stars(streams with former cast and guests) and picked up a spanish version of the show that started independently but kinda filled the void for the hardcore fans. So jet reached out and put them on the fishtank site

>>213042901
>>213042918
cuckposting and simp (You) baiting, like every offseason. what’s new?

>>213042901
tj was in site chat

ellie wearing really short skirts in my car

good woman

im a gentleman

but if a girl wants me to touch...

aight then

>>213042923
oh, so it's not on rn

Ellie just sent me a picture of her box on Discord. It's hairy.

>>213043027
An 18 year old groomcord victim is running circles around them
It's a miracle they even made it to the ripe old age of 30

>>213043087
Yeah and it's never coming back

>>213043106
truuuuu

>>213043106
>grifting for simps
She fucked jet *snaps fingers*

>>213043106
a lot of wishing

Was he cringe for this tho

>>213043106
its too easy for her, thats why she got bored and gave up the grift. unironically
girls like her want some kind of challenge since she probably gets away with everything too easily
she shrugs it off with some half assed excuse about wearing some guys shorts, the simps eat it up, nobody questions a thing, and just like that the conflict dies on the spot
yawn

>>213043331
No he's literally never been cringe

i was in rhode island and saw jet neptune at a peets coffee in providence, i thought i'd impress him with a joke so i walked up behind him and said " you call yourself neptune but i think Ur anus ". i expected at least a nod but he just put his hands up as if i put a gun to his back or something and he said loudly '' you did not just say that corny ass shit to me dawg '' and started speaking like a wigger, despite him ordering the gayest girliest coffee i've ever heard of in my life. this literal who Y2K dancing baby gif looking as bitch tried way too hard to embarrass me in front of the girls who were there, with his fucked up paranorman ass eyebrows, and ever since it just left me sour to his entire way of running things, the dude wouldn't know humor if it kicked his tiny dolphin teeth in, which i really felt like doing, but i didn't feel like causing a scene for picking on this 5'4" midget. took some voodoo chips and told them to put it on his mini-me ass tab to get back at him, but they told me it didnt work like that and made me put them back. that kingpin if he had cancer ass wigger was definitely worried for a minute though when he thought they were going to charge him for them. made him look real broke, what a piece of shit

>>213040897
>>213040955
Season 5 is never happening. Stop kidding yourself anon.

If Ellie didn't fuck Jet would her streaming career be any better?
She could have been a 500 viewer streamer and live a comfortable life.

>>213043341
she currently has some old fat dude posing with a box cutter in her neighbourhood. I think that’s a more worrying issue but idk

>>213043347
he over compensates sometimes about not being a loser fishtank fan which is understandable but does make him look a bit insecure

i might dump my jewish gf for ellie

>>213043384
no one believes the schizos

i lurk in /bant/ and post in /tv/

>>213043341
Or its because of retards like you that obsess over shit like this and try to psycho analyze every movement she makes

>>213043429
damn you must get bored

bored as shit and have insider info on MDE/Fishtank most people wouldn't. AMA, so long as it can't be used to identify me I will answer

>>213043457
why haven't you locked your front door

>>213043439
i just highlight an id then check in every half hour for data profiling

angelinas name back on magic stars, cam not working yet though

>>213043473
im not scared of anything

>>213043386
>she currently has some old fat dude posing with a box cutter in her neighbourhood. I think that’s a more worrying issue but idk
she encouraged the dox too
its clear she wanted that kind of chaos, but the simps ruined it for her
she thought everyone here would be on that level, but she quickly realized most of them are just boring simps
the discord call was the nail in the coffin, instead of shit talking her they just worshipped her and she dipped, never to be seen again

>>213043457
why didn't you treat your friends better?

>>213043498
why not?

>>213043356
>Y2K dancing baby gif
kek

>>213040990
>>213041022
>>213041051
that's her friend

A preliminary metaphysical and bioenergetic analysis suggests that the feminine individual's lower somatic regions—particularly the pelvic basin and lower extremities—serve as a locus of dense etheric resonance. Within this region, one observes a heightened concentration of subtle energy gradients and grounding harmonics, which correlate with qualities traditionally associated with nurturance, resilience, and embodied vitality. These findings support the hypothesis that the lower bodily matrix functions as a primary vector for the manifestation of archetypally 'feminine' psycho-spiritual attributes. This confluence of subtle energies and structural embodiment ultimately signifies that she is, quite holistically, a good woman.

Ellie update: she posting unfunny nog IG stories again

>>213043457
any interesting fallout from the season 4 debacle?

>>213043564
WAT IS THAT? A SCAR

>>213043576
She cant say nigger because theres a black guy in her discord

>>213043505
I got that impression yes, the simp discord isn’t what she wanted. the box cutter posing might be her level of humor but I’m sure her sister doesn’t find it funny, she’s been quieter since

>>213042676
They're just foids, you can safely nignore.

>>213043600
Is that also the tranny?

>Oh wow anon, its so cool how much you know about all these niche internet personalities.
>Can you tell me more about Abi and uhhh.... What was her name again? Claire? Why do they hate each other now? And who's Shadi?

>>213043635
Idk, but she posts him on her tiktok
Bagel posts together with him as well

i got swag but i put it in the bag
put it in the bag
put it in the bag

blessed Summer Time continues

>>213043697
im happy theres plenty of summer feet these days

>>213042391
abi hasnt used her own social media for like a year

>>213043589
Nothing's really come of it yet. Mostly just financial lost. Team is still really intent on going in on S5 in the south.

>>213043331
Yeah but he’s cool so it more than makes up for it

>>213043671
*flips table in a masculine display of strength*

>>213043671
i was seeing this cute girl and told her about 4chan
i explained how the blue boards are different and mentioned that the n word is a common expression
she seemed really into it. then i showed her a picture of jet to make fun of him. but before i could say anything, she said he was cute
i got up and left. never spoke to her again

>>213040759 (OP)
I enjoy this television show.

>>213043743
Hymen status?

>>213043671
Shadi mogs

>>213043831
Hi Mints

>>213043671
You wouldnt get it

>>213041295
Greazy Goran

>>213043866
Thats JC. She has busted boy hymen before

>>213043410
I want an apolitical anti Zionist jewess gf.

>>213043743
id trust jc being a virgin more than ellie, simply because ive never heard jc call anyone a babyfag

>>213043564
thanks for pointing out the tits, I couldn’t see them before

>not a fan
>did her thing on the show and left
>didn't fuck Jet
>didn't try to cloutshark off the wiggers
>doesn't appeal to 4chan
>has things going on in her life
>doesn't hide behind memes and irony
>doesn't pretend to be asexual
>doesn't have an army of weirdo discord simps
>doesn't go out at 3AM and wear homeless people's clothing
>just gives the ocasional update once in a blue moon

JC is cool
Ellie is a fucking dork

>>213043868
many are saying this!

if jc called me a babyfag i would get an erection

>>213043927
>boring
>less boring

>>213043813
any idea for when s5 is supposed to start? i think i saw on here that some random girl talked about being cast for fishtank, so maybe casting is already in process? Did the search for properties among the fans bring any good leads?

>>213043960
>think i saw on here that some random girl talked about being cast for fishtank,
Did you even read the fake text she got? It was from "wiggers an-" before being cut off. You think thats the name they hire people under?

LESBIANS!

>>213043960
uuhhhhhhh

>>213043927
i liked that she told ellie that it's ok to be nice :3

>>213043948
dork detected

Ellieposting has to be the least interesting and most mentally ill manifestation of simping in these threads yet.

>>213043927
>noooo ellie is a girl in my sekret club! Eww icky girl keel her away!

>>213043994
i mean
>>213043999

>>213043927
Who pretended to be asexual

>>213043998
Direnc asked the psychic if she should marry a woman or man dead seriously like she really needed to know. Psychic asked which she wanted and she said a man, but a whores and strippers just tend to lose all respect for men except some mythological billionaire bodybuilder they think they deserve.

only jet can make her smile like this
its over elliebros, its time we pack our bagels

>>213044018
I think the existence of these threads past the day after it got shut down for real is in general the most mentally ill thing I've seen on 4chan in the past year, and I've been lurking /pw/ even

Now all that said since I am popping back in after however many weeks after it ended, while I am here let me just say, imagine Ellie's instagram older sister in the Hunger Games hiding in a tree making sure no one is around before splattering her pee all over the forest floor from a dizzying height
Okay there's my post see you guys never

>>213044044
They say ellie pretends to be asexual because she said she doesnt think of herself in a sexual manner when surrounded by autistic retards that would take everything she says literally.

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE FIRST WEEK OF SPICTANK ARCHIVED?
I only started on day 8
Also why is Spictank not in OP

>>213044044
JC does the same thing btw

>>213044068
Yet they keep respect for women despite being whores and strippers interacting with other whores and strippers.
Women are truly a meme.

I would let JC peg me

>>213044073

>>213043600
Yuck!

>>213044068
all her friends are whores

>>213044184
Ellie is not a whore!

>>213043891
Who? TJ?

>>213044018
No it’s been worse, see josie or tay

>>213044206
Chinese boyfriends. Not everyone involved has to be related to fishtank, autistic bro

Chloe Morgan

DOB: March 14, 2006
London N5
077046*****

don't post again bitch

>turning up the heat in my car, causing ellie to remove bits and pieces of her clothing

heh

>>213044195
ellie? oh ellie, i remember her, she stole my fishbucks, she should give me them back

>>213044232
Calm down there big guy.

Sup ya'll, hymen status update #251

STATUS: UNBROKEN. UNSHAKEN. UNTOUCHED. i remain spiritually AND physically fortified. the gates are closed. the moat is full. the drawbridge hasn’t lowered since the release of halo 3
last night i sneezed too hard and had to google “can hymens rupture from intense vibes.” they cannot. i am safe. the covenant holds. until then, all hail kekius maximus

>>213044232
bro we were this close to nudes, what are you doing

>>213044232

>>213044126
average Burt fan

>>213044232
>>213044275
scottcord went too far

>>213044232
dude...

Jet grabbed my head like a dog grabs a chew toy, and shoved me into his ripe sweaty cheeks. I lapped up my master’s sweet sweat, his soft moans going the encourage to continue, to lather around his sweaty hole. I kept teasing penetrating him with my tongue, until he pulled my hair. “Stop teasing bitch”, I peed myself a little in response. My delicate womanly tongue squeezed between his tight ring, the true taste of my master was exquisite.