>STOP THE COUNT!!!!

>RELEASE THE DEATHEATER LIST

>THE STUDENT COUNCIL REQUESTED BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS FOR THE HOUSE ELVES, AND I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOUR WISHES HAVE BEEN HEARD AND WILL BE GRANTED. THE ELVES NO LONGER HAVE TO WORK LONG HOURS IN UNFAIR CONDITIONS.
>AS FOR TODAY'S DINNER, WE HAVE PREPARED YOU... NOTHING! NOTHING FOR DINNER, NOTHING FOR BREAKFAST, NOTHING FOR LUNCH! DON'T THANK ME, THANK MS GRANGER AND HER COMMUNIST FRIENDS! 1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR SOLVING THE HOUSE ELF ISSUE!

WHOEVER OF YOU CONJURED THE ONLYWITCHES SERVICE AND CAUSED PROFESSOR FLITWICK TO GO BANKRUPT, STAND UP! I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT QUICK!

>AND FINALLY, HINDUS WILL BE SEGREGATED TO AVOID ANY UNPLEASANT ODORS FOR THE REST OF THE STUDENTS. THANK YOU COME AGAIN
Dumbledor screamed gently.

>HARRY FUCKING POTTER
>Dumbledor screamed calmly
>DID YOU PUT YOUR GOD DAMNED FUCKING NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE?
>Bellowed Dumbledor gently
>AFTER I SPECIFICALLY FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO?
>Dumbledor yelled softly
>WELL THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW, MINUS 1 BILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR. FUCK IT. MAKE IT 2 BILLION
>Roared Dumbledor peacefully

>HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY DID YOU USE POLYJUICE POTIONS TO PRETEND TO BE GIRLS SO YOU COULD GET MALE STUDENTS TO FUCK YOU???

>SHHHHHHUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!