>RELEASE THE DEATHEATER LIST

>HARRY DID YOU VISIT EPSTEIN ISLAND?!? THE MINISTRY OF ISRAEL IS GONNA HAVE OUR WANDS FOR THIS!!

>>212808294 (OP)
>I AM... THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE
what did he mean by thjs

>>212808294 (OP)
>>212808359
wtf blud hahaha, cannot even try to hide behind cynicism, that was sincerely funny. Potterfags are the best posters on 4chan for real

>>212808359
>Fixes the tip of Harry's wand with the elder wand

>>212808529
Fucking kek

>TROLL IN EPSTEIN'S CELL

>EPSTEIN NEVER RAPED NO ONE, NEVER!

>>212808294 (OP)
>DONALD TRUMP...
>jr.!

>>212808990
wouldn't surprise me at all

>And to all students older than first years, may I remind you that the island in the lake outside school is most expressly forbidden to all but our youngest students. If, however, you are a first year, please see Prof. Epstein about arranging your visit.

>>212808294 (OP)
>>212808990
KINO

>"ISLANDALLY"
>appears on Little St James

Kek great thread

HARRRY POTTTTTTTTTT- ACK!

And Malfoy stretched his legs across Dumbledudff's corpse. The End.

P.S. I am a terf and hate trannies
P.S.P.S. Hermynee was black

>>212809467
Gemerald ngl

>LET THE FEAST... BEGIN
>Naked babies magically appear on all the tables, and the hall is filled with awe and chatter, the Rabbis swiftly begin biting the little boy's penises

>>212808294 (OP)
>HERE IS YOUR WAIVER FOR YOUR PARENTS TO SIGN… IT JUST MENTIONS WE AT HOGWARTS ARE NOT LIABLE FOR SUDDEN DEATH AND TORTURE. ALSO NO ANAL SEX ALLOWED. I HAVE A NOSE FOR THIS SORT OF SMELLY THING... THE FIRST STUDENT I SEE GROPING SOMEONE ELSES CROTCH, OR ATTEMPTING TO FUCK A SHIT HOLE GETS 500 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM THEIR HOUSE. NOW THEN: WHEEL IN THE TELEVISION PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL. ITS TIME TO WATCH THE PAGE MASTER

>>212810263
I always wondered what happens after students are killed at school. Do Dumbledore and their House leader show up at the parents door with a folded up flag of their House?

>>212808359
>...and our other wands!

>>212808294 (OP)
>THERE IS NO DEATH EATER LIST!
>He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named had no followers!

>>212810917
This would have been kino if it released today. Could you imagine the social commentary? The death eaters could be wearing Make Britain great again caps instead of skull hoods.

>>212810917
>name is Fudge
real subtle, Rowling

>>212808294 (OP)
The Goblin bank is threatening to freeze Hogwarts assets if we release that list!

>>212811986
kek

man i cant wait to shitpost with the teevee when that shitty new series comes out. i'm sure it wont even live up to the sometimes mediocre standards the later movies had, but it'll still be fun.

>>212808294 (OP)
>we're now making fun of Trump with Harry Potter memes

have the teams been auto-balanced?

>>212808294 (OP)
NO!

>RELEASE THE DEATHEATER LIST

>>212808294 (OP)
>You're in the list, Harry

>>212808990
hahahahahahahahaha

>The Chinese first years, ooooh

>>212814294
Arcane kek

magapedes are fucking LOSIN' IT

>>212815601
>Magapede
what are the other 3 houses

>>212814294
jej