>>96292913
>Post the NPCs from your games you absolutely, personally hated.
The Purple Shadow
Not quite Teehee Macaroni, but imo p. close.
The DM sent us down to the Underdark where we got tangled up in some matriarchy stuff.
One of our party- it might have been the asshole bard- gave one of the daughters of the Grand Matriarch a book in the vein of Zorro.
Thus the Purple Shadow was born.
Thus we had to babysit her, which was really problematic because I think the DM just gave her 20's in everything and was like "you have to bodyguard her"
so she's running around the Underdark with max dex and acrobatics parkour all over the place "fighting crime" which was basically her dragging us into combat and diplomatically awkward situations while laughing and backflipping out the nearest escape.

we leave the Underdark only for her to become a reoccurring thing- she followed us back to the surface and kept dragging us into situations, forcing us to drop everything, capture her, and then take her back to the Underdark.
Over and over and over again.