Yet the Germanic Phallobomb Remains Supreme

Forged in steel and brewed in beer,
The Phallobomb brings distant fear.

Verse 1:
From Teutonic lands it rose so proud,
A missile mighty, fierce and loud.
No Slavic field could stand its might,
No village safe from its thunderous, penetrating flight.

Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!

Verse 2:
With gears that grind and shafts that thrust,
It conquers all with iron gust.
No rival can its power outmatch,
Its glory none dare to snatch.

Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!

Bridge:
Though myths may rise and tales may fall,
None can best the Phallobomb’s call.
A symbol bold, a roaring flame,
In every whisper, they speak its name.

Final Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!