By the end of the decade (maybe even before that) almost everything will be enshitified

There will be nothing to live for

It’s so painful and depressing to watch

I am a 23 year old zoomer who is so depressed and done with this dying world

I am just too scared to do it myself

I want a beautiful woman to do it for me

It’ll make my transition to the realm of eternal peace more pleasant

I want her to bash my head against a wall until I die

The question is, how do I ask her to do that