>>96257577
I typed it up the first time on a late night bender, I just pulled it from the archives, (This is only the 2nd time I've posted it) and added in the apology stuff at the start, and gave it a new tl;dr. Everything in it is still valid, and I won't bother typing out a new response because why should I change my reply when it's clear to everyone here that you won't change your act.