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7/14/2025, 7:16:21 PM
>>510360336
>be soldier
>sell your dignity, honour, and self-respect for shit pay because you have no prospects
>get constantly shouted at by another loser on an ego trip because he's 1 rank higher than you
>shitty slop for food, shitty clothes for comfort, shitty barracks for a room
>no privacy at all, just surrounded by other losers
>get deployed to some foreign shithole you couldn't even point to on a map
>deal with shit conditions like heat, dust, scorpions, etc.
>add in militants that really fucking don't want you in their country, setting up Home Alone traps everywhere
>barely and sleep because you're either on a shitty open bunk or literally on rubble
>being ordered around by people nowhere near the front line, at no risk to themselves
>get blown up by your own jets due to obscene levels of friendly fire
>see the idiots you've been Stockholm syndromed into liking die around you pointlessly
>kill a few enemy combatants, most of the time they're a kid or some worthless shitskin
>constant stress and confusion at why you're even going through this
>war randomly gets decided is over, time to ship out
>get back home
>girlfriend has been fucked by every other guy she knew while you were away
>great work soldier, here's a blanket and a tin can to collect change in, you've done your (((masters))) proud
Gee, I wonder why they're all fucked in the head like that?
>be soldier
>sell your dignity, honour, and self-respect for shit pay because you have no prospects
>get constantly shouted at by another loser on an ego trip because he's 1 rank higher than you
>shitty slop for food, shitty clothes for comfort, shitty barracks for a room
>no privacy at all, just surrounded by other losers
>get deployed to some foreign shithole you couldn't even point to on a map
>deal with shit conditions like heat, dust, scorpions, etc.
>add in militants that really fucking don't want you in their country, setting up Home Alone traps everywhere
>barely and sleep because you're either on a shitty open bunk or literally on rubble
>being ordered around by people nowhere near the front line, at no risk to themselves
>get blown up by your own jets due to obscene levels of friendly fire
>see the idiots you've been Stockholm syndromed into liking die around you pointlessly
>kill a few enemy combatants, most of the time they're a kid or some worthless shitskin
>constant stress and confusion at why you're even going through this
>war randomly gets decided is over, time to ship out
>get back home
>girlfriend has been fucked by every other guy she knew while you were away
>great work soldier, here's a blanket and a tin can to collect change in, you've done your (((masters))) proud
Gee, I wonder why they're all fucked in the head like that?
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