>more portable
>less maintenance
>silent
>more streamlined
>better battery
>simpler
>cheaper
if you really only care about word processing or web browsing, you really dont need more. sure laptops have programs and much more versatility, but theyre annoying little shits and theyre loud if you have more than one tab open.
apple and microsoft have the right idea though, putting ARM chips into laptops is probably the best thing you could do with them and its really the best of both worlds. you have the efficiency of a tablet with the space and capabilities of a laptop. gaming laptops will always be total dog shit though

Would he thrive in the tank?

this is the man telling you that you need to support anti-white shitskins just because they dislike israel