It's hilarious how this piece of shit is going to make more than two capeshit movies. Is JP the new Transformers/FF?

>mutant dino has a total screen time of 1 minute
>dumb and pointless T-rex callback
>le hecking stronk womyn
>spic family are the faultless “good guys”
>DOOD…LE WEED reference
>White man is the evil villain who inevitably gets gored to death
>nigger saves the day
YAWN….not to mention the plot absolutely fucking sucked. What was the actual point of this movie?

So... What does /v/ think of Rebirth?

I honestly thought it was meh. Trying too hard to capture the magic of the original while not understanding what made the first movie so good.

Could someone tell me why this is making money? you guys told me it wouldn't be making money

Heh, more like, Jurassic World ReTARDED