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8/5/2025, 5:14:46 AM
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Project Epoch is shaping up to be the Fyre Festival of WoW private servers — a masterclass in overpromising, underdelivering, and bullshitting your way into a launch window you had no business announcing. Kaytotes and crew thought they could throw AI-generated spaghetti at the wall and somehow birth a stable, scalable MMO environment. Newsflash: ChatGPT can’t debug your lazy coding decisions or optimize your dogshit netcode. The server couldn’t even handle 2,000 players without melting like a cheap vape pen. And now, after over a week of radio silence and broken promises, we’re still staring at a login screen that might as well be a tombstone.
Meanwhile, the Discord is being run like North Korea with Nitro boosts. They’re banning people for reacting to posts with emojis — as if the real problem isn’t the fact that the server’s been in a coma since “launch day.” You’ve got one poor bastard dev grinding 20-hour days to resuscitate this rotting Frankenstein, while the rest of the staff polishes their egos and swings the ban hammer at anyone who dares to ask where the fuck the game is. It doesn’t feel like a passion project anymore — it feels like a rug pull with Stockholm Syndrome. At this point, the only “epoch” we’re witnessing is the slow, painful death of user trust.
Project Epoch is shaping up to be the Fyre Festival of WoW private servers — a masterclass in overpromising, underdelivering, and bullshitting your way into a launch window you had no business announcing. Kaytotes and crew thought they could throw AI-generated spaghetti at the wall and somehow birth a stable, scalable MMO environment. Newsflash: ChatGPT can’t debug your lazy coding decisions or optimize your dogshit netcode. The server couldn’t even handle 2,000 players without melting like a cheap vape pen. And now, after over a week of radio silence and broken promises, we’re still staring at a login screen that might as well be a tombstone.
Meanwhile, the Discord is being run like North Korea with Nitro boosts. They’re banning people for reacting to posts with emojis — as if the real problem isn’t the fact that the server’s been in a coma since “launch day.” You’ve got one poor bastard dev grinding 20-hour days to resuscitate this rotting Frankenstein, while the rest of the staff polishes their egos and swings the ban hammer at anyone who dares to ask where the fuck the game is. It doesn’t feel like a passion project anymore — it feels like a rug pull with Stockholm Syndrome. At this point, the only “epoch” we’re witnessing is the slow, painful death of user trust.
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