>>509892607
>this is a LARP, yep, made it all up.
really nigger? you couldn't read, but started going to school in 5th grade? oh and then they drugged you before the tests you remember happened but don't remember? gtfo

ps) heard all test tones in both ears, saw all numbers and letters in the color-bubbles, solved all geometric puzzles within time or earlier, and successfully repeated 9 digit numbers backward

>28 years old
>haven't been to a hospital in over a decade
>cutting some things in the kitchen
>slice the tip of my finger
>also slice off some of the nail
>its fairly deep about 1/8inch
>start freaking out
>think I'm going to have a deformed finger with a chunk cut out of with no good story to tell
>grab the chunk of skin and finger I cut off in case they can re-attach it
>rush to the ER while bandaging my finger with a towel
>they take me in and disinfect it
>i'm calming down and its suddenly dawning on me that I went to the ER for a booboo on my finger
>cute nurse is talking to me like I'm autistic
>two hours later
>they bandage up the finger, tell me it will grow back
>I probably could have just dealt with it myself with some tape and paper towels

I feel like a complete and utter bitch right now. I truly humiliated myself today