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7/17/2025, 3:35:41 PM
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"So what you're telling me" I mused, as two TARDISes flew in at my beckoning. "is that the Chroma is...a mid-tier Time War combatant"
Arona blinked. "...what's a Time War?" she asked, as the Chroma unfurled it's awful glory into this dimension. Alarm bells rang out all over Kivotos as numerous small, variably well-armed girls pointed firearms at it.
"A conflict that" I paused, mentally recalibrated for the average comprehension level of Kivotos, and reminded myself that Rio (theoretically one of the most intelligent students, notwithstanding those with degrees in Omniscience) couldn't wipe her own ass without following a strict set of ass-wiping protocols "...if it HAD happened, would have been way too complicated to solve by shooting things, which is why the combatants used weapons like THIS"
Both TARDISes unloaded their weapons on the Chroma in a fusillade that disorientated it's temporal positioning. Then the Computations kicked in with the TARDIS' motions-forming a hypercube of indefinitely dilated time that froze the Chroma in an eternal looping moment of entering Kivotos' reality, not dissimilar to how the Eye of Harmony itself was structured.
...
"That's really cool, sensei" said Hoshino finally, as my cute girl brigade waddled over to gawk at it.
"Thank you. Now that THAT's been indefinitely dealt with, is there anything else that requires my attention?"
"Well...we didn't want to interrupt you planning a war with the Chroma but uh, lately we've reported some notorious escapees from the Correction Bureau that-"
Stop.
"The. The Correction Bureau. It's literally called that" I said flatly.
"...y-yes, Sensei"
"I mean I KNOW it's called that, but god it's just sinking in how that sounds"
"And we believe the person responsible for it is...PROFESSOR SMUG"
I stared plaintively up at the sky.
"What am I doing with my life?" I asked nobody.
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"So what you're telling me" I mused, as two TARDISes flew in at my beckoning. "is that the Chroma is...a mid-tier Time War combatant"
Arona blinked. "...what's a Time War?" she asked, as the Chroma unfurled it's awful glory into this dimension. Alarm bells rang out all over Kivotos as numerous small, variably well-armed girls pointed firearms at it.
"A conflict that" I paused, mentally recalibrated for the average comprehension level of Kivotos, and reminded myself that Rio (theoretically one of the most intelligent students, notwithstanding those with degrees in Omniscience) couldn't wipe her own ass without following a strict set of ass-wiping protocols "...if it HAD happened, would have been way too complicated to solve by shooting things, which is why the combatants used weapons like THIS"
Both TARDISes unloaded their weapons on the Chroma in a fusillade that disorientated it's temporal positioning. Then the Computations kicked in with the TARDIS' motions-forming a hypercube of indefinitely dilated time that froze the Chroma in an eternal looping moment of entering Kivotos' reality, not dissimilar to how the Eye of Harmony itself was structured.
...
"That's really cool, sensei" said Hoshino finally, as my cute girl brigade waddled over to gawk at it.
"Thank you. Now that THAT's been indefinitely dealt with, is there anything else that requires my attention?"
"Well...we didn't want to interrupt you planning a war with the Chroma but uh, lately we've reported some notorious escapees from the Correction Bureau that-"
Stop.
"The. The Correction Bureau. It's literally called that" I said flatly.
"...y-yes, Sensei"
"I mean I KNOW it's called that, but god it's just sinking in how that sounds"
"And we believe the person responsible for it is...PROFESSOR SMUG"
I stared plaintively up at the sky.
"What am I doing with my life?" I asked nobody.
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