Boring as fuck. Fell asleep several times in the theater. There was a row of 5 people up front who were clapping and laughing hysterically at every fucking line. They were either paid marketers, super autist fans, or on drugs. This shit was so fucking boring and the little avengers-like humorous quips were embarrassing. The scene towards the end where the teeth hit the screen was kind of cool, mainly liked the spinny laser eye thing he did. But overall, this shit is forced. I can’t see how anyone would ever want to watch this absolute bullshit a 2nd time. In the back, a few people left halfway through the film.

Kudos to James Gunn for creating a nice film to sleep to though. Films like this are unironically hard to find.

I can’t believe I fell for it though. Paid $40 for tickets to see this absolute rubbish. I really did fall for the relentless and aggressive marketing campaign these assholes are running. They’re EVERYWHERE and will go against you tooth-and-nail if you dare criticize their precious Superman.

I fucking swear, capeslop peaked at Endgame. I bet the next avengers is going to disappoint as well. This shit is depressing. I guess superhero films being for childish adults might be a thing. I genuinely used to like them but looking back, I cringe. This fucking film and how boring it was sealed the deal for me. Won’t even fall for the fantastic four marketing. I know it’ll be shit.

>first Superman movie actually starring a Jewish Superman
>literally completely blatantly anti-Israel to the point where you would have to be a coping retard to read the entire Boravia/Jarhanpur section any differently
Unexpected but welcome
Too bad they made Superman kind of a dumbass, I liked the movie otherwise. Hope he gets some of his wisdom as the universe progresses