Boring as fuck. Fell asleep several times in the theater. There was a row of 5 people up front who were clapping and laughing hysterically at every fucking line. They were either paid marketers, super autist fans, or on drugs. This shit was so fucking boring and the little avengers-like humorous quips were embarrassing. The scene towards the end where the teeth hit the screen was kind of cool, mainly liked the spinny laser eye thing he did. But overall, this shit is forced. I can’t see how anyone would ever want to watch this absolute bullshit a 2nd time. In the back, a few people left halfway through the film.

Kudos to James Gunn for creating a nice film to sleep to though. Films like this are unironically hard to find.

I can’t believe I fell for it though. Paid $40 for tickets to see this absolute rubbish. I really did fall for the relentless and aggressive marketing campaign these assholes are running. They’re EVERYWHERE and will go against you tooth-and-nail if you dare criticize their precious Superman.

I fucking swear, capeslop peaked at Endgame. I bet the next avengers is going to disappoint as well. This shit is depressing. I guess superhero films being for childish adults might be a thing. I genuinely used to like them but looking back, I cringe. This fucking film and how boring it was sealed the deal for me. Won’t even fall for the fantastic four marketing. I know it’ll be shit.

>>212905734 (OP)
>Fell asleep several times in the theater
Were you the dude that i assfucked in a Burbank's kinoplex?

lemme guess, Le edgy knight is more your speed?

Didn't ask, but it didn't feel like a movie, it felt like a long pilot episode. And I think it's cus he shifted to making the Peacemaker show and that cartoon nobody watched. It just doesn't feel like a movie.

It's Catwoman bad.

>>212905734 (OP)
nobody cares bro

>>212905734 (OP)
You didn't fall asleep at all in a loud theater unless you were drunk. Liar.

>>212905842
>le

>>212905734 (OP)
Cool, everybody clap and hand OP his "Didn't like newest superhero slop award" now

>>212906068
I fell asleep during Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning.
To my defense I was up till 5am because I worked the morning shift, and went to see a friend before the showing instead of taking a well-deserved nap.

>>212905734 (OP)
It's not very quippy from my memory, the humour was situational and so on. Also if you're falling asleep you've maybe got something wrong with you cognitively, I've never fallen asleep in a theatre

>>212906068
i fall asleep at movies sober all the time and im a young man, it's a pretty normal thing anon

>>212906089
Redditors don't say le or post rage comics anymore, they just post about drumpf and trans rights

>>212905734 (OP)
>nobody can like this unless they are somehow wrong
>I paid 40 bucks
double retard

>>212906239
Is this a zoomer thing

Sorry guys, I kept OP up all night gaping his mom. She’s a loud one. He didn’t get much sleep. Gave him a few bucks to go see the new Superman move. He was mumbling something about Restore The Synderverse.

>eyes up here
my whole theater was quiet and looked around confused at that part. at the end of the movie when I was getting the general consensus, the burning question was what exactly he meant during this scene

>>212906351
the messenger cells that carry oxygen to our brains are laminated in plastic

>>212907240
The monster was looking at Lois duh

It was generic slop. Not the worst movie I've ever watched but there was nothing memorable, even the music sucked and music for a superman movie is like 50% of its rating

No wonder so many people on here end up being mass shooters. You’ve been groomed to not feel joy.

>>212905734 (OP)
Ya Zzznydertards, acepten que perdieron como siempre. Si culta ya da risa y vergüenza ajena, pónganse a chambear.

>>212906366
This is true.

>>212906068
I feel asleep at the club after 2 drinks after working an 11 hour shift.

I've never fallen asleep at the cinema but I huv conked oot on the bus an missed ma stop

>>212907454
kek

>>212905734 (OP)
I was amazed that they even call this a movie. It has no beginning, middle, or end... it just plops you in the middle of something and a hodgepodge of action scenes follow.

>>212905734 (OP)
I thought it was refreshing to see a movie unashamedly have hot girls and bimbos and no shit about toxic masculinity or women's rights or whatever the slogan of the day is, no man bad woman good stuff.

>>212907454
LMAO, you are brown!

>>212907648
Lmao Lol

>>212907803
>>212907759
lololololol :-3

>>212907759
Yes and proud, you have something wrong with that pinche gringo?

>>212905734 (OP)
>fucking swear, capeslop peaked at Endgame
It did. You had years to learn your lesson. I learned mine by watching Captain Marvel in theaters, and left so pissed off I vowed never to watch capeshit in theaters again - and haven't. To this date, I've yet to regret my decision. The closest I've come to experiencing FOMO was Deadpool & Wolverine.

>>212905734 (OP)
>capeslop peaked at Endgame
lol that movie was dogshit

>>212905734 (OP)
>Fell asleep several times
Narcolepsy?

its like i was watching curb your enthusiasm with the guy that got killed by his jeep