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6/26/2025, 5:34:05 PM
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It was like watching Popeye go ham on Bluto after his dose of spinach.
It was like John Wick staring at a confirmed dog-kicker.
It was like Jackie Chan encountering trouble while on a ladder, carrying a steering wheel in one hand and a baby in another.
It was like Bruce Lee fighting his own inner demons.
"L-look, please don't do the patented Batman backhand to me" begged Tiger Niko as he inched forwards in the most reluctant backstab attempt in human history as Shen continued to use Luohan like a human punching bag "because we both know that isn't going to help me, s-so I'm just going to tell you I'm coming in clutch just s-so you know that t-there's no hard feelings here-"
"Hey Niko, why don't you just take a break?" interrupted Shen as the battered remains of Luohan wheezed for air (still muttering that this was all just as planned). "Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little?"
Tiger Niko froze. "W-what?"
"Listen, I've met some great people recently. And they're my friends" said Shen loftily. "Ohma, Ryuki, even that Koga guy. And like, you've clearly never been my friend so I've been ambivalent to you but also you know what, Tiger? You're NOT the despicable friend-bad-vibes-harbouring fiend known as Luohan. So. To support my friends. I'm going to ask you to fight them before fighting me, since-and I have to be honest here"
And at this moment, the light seemed to drain from Shen Wulong's face yet also crown him like a halo as he treated Tiger Niko to his undivided attention. "Fighting you would mean the world to them. Whereas from my point of view, it would be like getting tickled by a kitten"
Tiger Niko immediately stopped his "sneak" "attack". "Yessir thank you Mr. Shen sir I'm going to be withdrawing from this tag team now appreciate your feedback" he babbled.
"Alright! Good talk, my man. As for you" said Shen, turning to Luohan's bloodied pulp, "I've clearly been far too lenient on you"
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It was like watching Popeye go ham on Bluto after his dose of spinach.
It was like John Wick staring at a confirmed dog-kicker.
It was like Jackie Chan encountering trouble while on a ladder, carrying a steering wheel in one hand and a baby in another.
It was like Bruce Lee fighting his own inner demons.
"L-look, please don't do the patented Batman backhand to me" begged Tiger Niko as he inched forwards in the most reluctant backstab attempt in human history as Shen continued to use Luohan like a human punching bag "because we both know that isn't going to help me, s-so I'm just going to tell you I'm coming in clutch just s-so you know that t-there's no hard feelings here-"
"Hey Niko, why don't you just take a break?" interrupted Shen as the battered remains of Luohan wheezed for air (still muttering that this was all just as planned). "Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little?"
Tiger Niko froze. "W-what?"
"Listen, I've met some great people recently. And they're my friends" said Shen loftily. "Ohma, Ryuki, even that Koga guy. And like, you've clearly never been my friend so I've been ambivalent to you but also you know what, Tiger? You're NOT the despicable friend-bad-vibes-harbouring fiend known as Luohan. So. To support my friends. I'm going to ask you to fight them before fighting me, since-and I have to be honest here"
And at this moment, the light seemed to drain from Shen Wulong's face yet also crown him like a halo as he treated Tiger Niko to his undivided attention. "Fighting you would mean the world to them. Whereas from my point of view, it would be like getting tickled by a kitten"
Tiger Niko immediately stopped his "sneak" "attack". "Yessir thank you Mr. Shen sir I'm going to be withdrawing from this tag team now appreciate your feedback" he babbled.
"Alright! Good talk, my man. As for you" said Shen, turning to Luohan's bloodied pulp, "I've clearly been far too lenient on you"
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