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She'll promise you a few tips in exchange! But after she saws you in half, and puts you back together, you'll find that you're a shortstack. One glance at the box she used and it'll be clear why. It was half off.

But as she promised, she'll give you tips. Well, just the tips. The dildos she was going to give you for this were 50% too, you see...

Your family beast tamer? You don't have any animals, but if you are what you eat, you'll make fine pussies for her to train. Expect to be clicker trained by her if you weren't already.

Even when you're alone, or with a non clown, you'll be the subject of your own magic. Try to get off, and you might learn that your flower has a tendency to squirt in people's faces. Try making a lewd gesture, and your invisible partner might just finish prematurely. Who knew you were part mime? You must get it from your father.

It's best to not try to run from these things. You won't escape them, you'll just turn wherever you go into a circus. Besides, your dear old mother will always have time for you. Literally. Her true power is chronomancy, don't you know? She can take a day or two off for you... just remind her to put them back on.

Oh, and it also means you'll never grow out of this dynamic, but the best jokes are timeless...

>I wish I was a girl belonging to a skilled flesh sculptor mistress who enjoyed using her maids to make lewd, "functional" art.