I wish I was Greek.

One shot at life and I missed out on being a Greek chad…. I want to live in a beautiful mountain village by the sea. I want to smoke cigarettes and refuse to pay taxes to the government. I want to hike in the rugged ancient hills then cool off with a swim in the sea, then lay in the sun relaxing after. I want to eat fresh seafood and souvlaki every day. I want to bang some beautiful thick Greek chick all day. Greek women are HOT.

You lucky Greek bastards