>>21412535
>Just a quick heads up, McDonald’s have a new addition to its menu, the Big Arch Burger…
Nice try, corporate intern. This post reads like you copy-pasted it straight from a training slide at McHQ. Let’s dismantle this bland factory-pressed mediocrity they’re peddling:
>Same sad beef
>Same sugary bun, now with birdseed
>White cheddar (ooh, fancy)
>"Big Arch Sauce" aka Mac Sauce with a new label

Inferior to the Big Mac in every way:
>No triple bun stack
>No iconic status
>Tries to look premium, tastes like cafeteria
>Disappears in 3 months
>Needs shills to advertise it