Got the game and up to the autumn village and I'm starting to think Marvelous cheated with making Ulalaka the most married bachelorette. Like she's by far and away the most attractive girl in the early game especially when surrounded by the others like:
>Dango little sister
>Meathead god
and never ever's with
>Jew merchant
>Cat cook
Like the only other notable one right now is Hina, whose got the whole "Touch Fluffy tail" thing going on.