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7/21/2025, 6:10:55 AM
>"Alvin, m'boy, did I ever tell you the full story of the Queen? Y'know - the ruthless despot, who rode an unstoppable chariot! - which I read about to many a youngin' during my teaching days! Well, what I forgot to mention back then was that the queen was a totally hot robot babe, curvy like a pinup girl and hip like a wine aunt! Also, she actually spoke like one of those gender-confused young ladies that are addicted to tumblr, a website that won't exist 'til a decade after I die! Gyaa ha ha! But I don't have many years left in me, son, so I'm trusting you with my estate. If they ever turn the Lord of the Hammer into one of those vidya game thingies, you need to make sure that they get the Queen right - that she'll be what future generations call a "dommy mommy worth simping for", a real sexy bitch."
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