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7/2/2025, 3:38:20 AM
>>11324354
Wrong again. Unsurprising, though.
I started fucking yourself in the ass with dildos and made it my life goal to have orgasms like women do because I read it in a magazine once at the age of 13. Having achieved my goal, and enjoying myself immensely, there is no need to expand beyond that. At best, it is extraneous and adds nothing to the experience, like adding edible flowers to a slow cooker stew. Typically, it is just a load of gooner bullshit and fucks up my stew, like adding tendies to my stew, or adding a fat shit to my stew. At worst, it's actively dangerous advice, like adding mercury to my stew.
Wrong again. Unsurprising, though.
I started fucking yourself in the ass with dildos and made it my life goal to have orgasms like women do because I read it in a magazine once at the age of 13. Having achieved my goal, and enjoying myself immensely, there is no need to expand beyond that. At best, it is extraneous and adds nothing to the experience, like adding edible flowers to a slow cooker stew. Typically, it is just a load of gooner bullshit and fucks up my stew, like adding tendies to my stew, or adding a fat shit to my stew. At worst, it's actively dangerous advice, like adding mercury to my stew.
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