... Hold on, if Jesus was a sex hating alien then... Let's make some edits here...
>27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not have sex.’ 28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at anyone with lustful intent has already had sex with them in their heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to fuck, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your dick in someone else. 30 And if your right hand causes you jack off, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than jizz.
My God! It makes so much more sense now! Guys, I have successfully reconstructed the true quote!