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>Be CEO of Baktoid
>tasked with making the smartest Super Tactical Droid ever
>about to showcase it to the Separatist High Command
>It's about to utter its first words
>Something that will doubtless shape the course of the war, perhaps history itself
>"MASTER... I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION"
>Wait with bated breath
>"I SHALL REQUIRE... A CAPE!"
>What
>"I HAVE ANALYZED OVER 6 MILLION FORMS OF FASHION AND HAVE DEEMED IT THE SUPERIOR DRIP."
>This can't be happening
>"I HAVE FURTHER ASCERTAINED THAT IT IS ONLY THROUGH LOOKSMAXXING THAT WE CAN ENSURE COMPLETE SEPARATIST VICTORY"
>I'm gonna get executed
>"TO SUPPORT MY THESIS, I INVITE YOU TO CONSIDER MAGNAGUARDS: THE PERFECT BLEND OF DESIGN AND COMBAT PERFORMANCE"
>Finally muster the courage to look at my bosses
>Notice a single tear rolling down the cheek of our glorious Head of State as he whispers "Finally, someone who understands"
>Spot the Supreme Commander nodding knowingly at him
Another day in the CIS, another blaster bolt dodged I guess.
There also seem to be surprisingly little art of Grievous and Dooku side by side