>be Astros
>2024
>playing against the Cards
>Kyle Tucker fouls a ball off his shin so hard he doubles over in pain
>”ouch that’ll be a bit”
>Astros “Medical” Team “He’ll only probably be out for a week or two”
>two weeks pass
>”well actually it looks like a bone bruise now so it’s probably going to be like a month now”
>month passes
>no word from medical team
>two months
>still no word
>”so is Kyle Tucker coming back?”
>medical team “soon probably”
>three months
>”so it’s not a bone bruise is it?”
>”no it definitely is, these things just take time”
>4 months
>medical team “ohhh yeahh sorry, we forgot to tell you guys, looks like Tuck actually fractured his shin and all that getting back into baseball shape worsened it. Oops xDDD”
>Tuck finally comes back 5months later with less than a month left in the season

>be 2025 Astros
>trade Tuck because we still have Yordan
>a month in
>”oh looks like Yordan has a hurt hand and is going to be out for a few days”
>a week later
>”actually looks like the hand is still hurt but we are working our way back”
>2 weeks later
>Yordan finally getting back in the cage and taking BP
>complains about hand still hurting
>medical staff assure him the healing is done and that the pain will go away eventually
>a week later
>”ohhh actually looks like he’s fractured his hand and all the BP we’ve been doing has aggravated it even more. Oops xDDD”
>a month later
>”so hows Yordan’s recovery coming along?”
>”….anyways so looking forward to seeing how to team plays today”
>***you are here***

I refuse to believe sports medical staff have any fucking idea what they are doing other than glorified google searchers. Where the fuck is the best hitter on our team?