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KC: Drew Waters is absent from the Royals’ starting lineup for Thursday night’s showdown against the Yankees
TEX: Jake Burger went 3-for-6 with a homer and three RBI in a blowout win over the Twins on Thursday
BAL: Cedric Mullins is not in the Orioles’ starting lineup for Thursday night’s tilt against the Tigers
MIN: Bailey Ober gave up seven runs in Thursday’s loss to the Rangers while working 4 2/3 innings
NYM: Mets’ manager Carlos Mendoza told reporters after Thursday’s victory over the Nationals that Kodai Senga (hamstring) will be placed on the 15-day injured list
WSH: James Wood picked up three hits in a loss Thursday to the Mets
DET: Tigers transferred RHP Jackson Jobe from the 15-day injured list to the 60-day injured list
STL: Cardinals selected the contract of RHP Andre Granillo from Triple-A Memphis

im posting early in an early thread

doyers

my team's name

rest day today

The Rockies are 28 games back

Doyers

vladdy's big butt

my teams name followed by a most dispiriting comment

>>149142509
plenty of time to catch up

doggie doos

>dodgers and giants series going in tied for the division
I hope it’s a bloodbath

>>149142525
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149142533
LET'S GO DODGERS (tomorrow)

Posting in the Dodgers general!

>>149142546
hey, man, that's my mom
don't talk about him like that

>>149142571
You’ll never half the man your mother is

>>149142586
he has dwarfism, mr. insensitive

Jays

>>149142617
TORONTO SANJAYS

I just want to see some 6'4" volleyball baddie step on a mound and fire 60 foot lasers past a Chel-phenotpye on a real baseball diamond. I promise I'll buy a jersey. Manfred please.

doyers

Resentful anime nerds, the thread

>>149142621
cunny.....

schmitt's attempts to make barehand plays are killing me

>>149142627
never watched an anime outside of a miyazaki film I think.
go doyers

we all love clark

>>149142621
hnnnnng

>>149142679
>WNBA hoodrats hate her because this is considered pretty among them
LOL

Tiffy giving 50 Cent a challenge for worst celebrity pitch.

Jintsbros...I hate Coors Field. No lead ja ever safe there!

>>149142708
who teh fuckabella

>>149142708
for me it's bababooey. don't feel like making a webm.

>>149142627
sounds like a you problem

>>149142627
what makes them resentful m'lord

>>149142708
Shit she could've thrown from behind the mound

>>149142708
at least she overthrew it instead of spiked it

>>149142708
shoulda sidearmed it

>>149142753
their cuteness!

>>149142708
It's windy as fuck. Did she forget to put pants on or something?

does sale actually get moved or what

>>149142753
you better be sporting a page boy haircut making those posts

>>149142708
I went and watched a compilation of bad first pitches and man is Carly Rae Jepson cute

>>149142865
Half the people in that clip are wearing shorts

buschie starting against a LHP hip hip hooray

>>149142888
checked, summer breeze makes them feel fine

pete threw it his way!

>>149142967
shota got hurt running to 1b as well

>>149142967
Why does he always make bad throws? Errors are concerning if the Mets want to make a deep run this year.

>>149142967
NO! Fucking Bros! How!? What the FUCK happened there!?

>>149142984
anytime a pitcher does anything other than pitching, they basically die
universal DH made it even worse
that's why they always say "a pitcher is not a ballplayer"

Should I invite this cute tomboy girl to an Angels game? The pros are she will accept and I will most likely get laid but the cons are I know she’s a fujo that “ships” real life people on the team together and I’m worried she will embarrass me in public.

>>149143009
I ship you and her so you'd better get together

>>149143009
Let her enjoy her Romeo and Juliet Troutani ship

>>149143009
Honestly, hit it raw and don't look back. Tomboy wives are the best. They all have their problems and 'writes gay fanfic about Mike Trout getting gaped in the showers by the whole team' is pretty low on the board.

>>149143037
She can’t stand Ohtani and dislikes the Dodgers in general.

>>149143057
but they're the team where her gay ass ships would probably actually come true?

>>149142708
why didn't she at least take off the belt?

>>149143009
>cons are I know she’s a fujo that “ships” real life people on the team together
What does this mean? I don't understand these terms.

>>149143083
she likes imagining men having gay sex, and she applies this to real people as well instead of keeping it to cartoon characters

>>149143083
Zoom zoom

>>149143083
She's your average Blue Lock fan

>>149143083
you fucking had to ask

>>149143009
>she’s a fujo that “ships” real life people
This your cute tomboy, anon?

>>149143071
Cuz without it she's a mid nobody

>>149143135
God she is so fucking hot

>>149143009
Do it!

>>149143098
Like imagining men getting fucked in the ass? Come on don't bullshit me. I really want to know what this actually means.

>>149143009
How do you know you will get laid?

>>149143009
it's good, man. she won't embarrass you

>>149143009
>>149143057
>cute tomboy
>based fujo sperg
>hates ohtani and the dodgers
>being in doubt for even a second
wasted on you breh... it should've been me.... it should've been me!!!!

>all these anons willing to date a girl who schlicks to Trout being gang raped

Have higher standards

uh oh vaginatbros...

vagiantsisters....

This is the quality Jays coverage on MLBN I was hoping for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>3 walks all year
>Then has 2 walks this 9th inning
Jintsbros, why does our bullpen look elite until you have them close out a game?

>>149143274
But I also fap to him being raped so we’re perfect for each other.

schmitt's glove continues to murder me slowly but that's what makes these rivalry games so thrilling I guess

oh my kekkies

KEK VAGINANTS

>>149143191
How old and new are you? The term fujoshi has been used on this side for over 20 years.

>>149143390
yeah I'm thinkin we're sweeping this weekend

Rox win

and there you have it, rodriguez isn't closer material

ggs our noble pebble rivals

VAGINANTS LOST TO THE 2025 ROCKIES

>>149143396
>on this side

My Jints :(
It was 7-2
Bullpen is great until you tell one of them to close the damn game they melt.
GGs Rockies. Good for the rivalry

>jints trannies
You want the division you have to come take it yourselves

gg rockies....my giants choked

>>149143419
Imagine losing to Rockies in CURRENT Year 2025, Dodgers an Giants ayylemeow

Holy Fuck!? How did the Jints lose!? What the Fuck happened!?

>>149143429
will do

>>149142967
Why are belly itchers so fragile?

S
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F
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>42 pitches
That's like an 11 inning CG for a closer. Should have pulled his ass. Hope they miss playoffs by a game.

>my Jints lose a close game to out bitter rivals
>Obsessed Doyers fans show up on their off day
Lol they want to be our rival so bad

>>149143442
don't even think about coming to my stadium with your giants gear on puto

IM DONE WITH THE GIANTS. WORST TEAM IN THE FUCKING MLB. THIS TEAM NEEDS TO BE REBUILT.

>>149143441
Literally no lead is safe in Coors Field. I'm not surprised at all

>rox 3-7 in the last 10 games
>mariners 2-8

The Buster Posey era is a bust, giantbros.

>149143467
Pfffft

>>149143475
grim

>>149143475
>rooting for the mariners
You do it to yourself.

I told you this team was fucking ass. The pitching and rotation can only carry us for so long

Hi, /mleeb/ frens!

JintsBros...

>>149143390
>>149143419
>>149143429
>>149143459
>>149143463
3 in 5

>>149143540
all me btw

Good news. Scott Effross is back in the bullpen.

>>149143519
LOL she's like HEY

>>149143491
>He looks at our broadcasts and takes screenshots
Wow you really are obsessed. Sorry doyerbros, Rockies are our rivals.

Does anyone have the Hernandez Spiderman image?

>>149143475
When will you learn that the Mariners are perpetually ass and will never be a good team?

>>149143512
rodriguez has been dominant all year but he just proved he's no closer

schmitt isn't depth at 3rd in any way whatsoever, he may as well not even own a glove. what a liability. we need chap back asap.

anyway I'm going to miss rivalry baseball now that this series is over

Sorry vagiants ;)

>>149143512
Rotation is good but our bullpen is among the best in the league. But ive noticed they pitch their best when we are already losing. Walker, Doval, and now Rodriguez can be great until you throw either of them in the closer role they melt

>>149143589
next season for sure, they're winning it all

>>149143584
it was just posted yesterday ffs

>>149143590
It’s funny because the armchair coaches on Twitter were all fellating Schmitt for that 5-3 play yesterday
>>149143594
I know they’re good but they can’t keep it up for 162 games. The bats NEED to wake up again(meme field boost not applying) to give them a chance, otherwise they’re going to have to put on riviera/Ryan performances every game

It’s time for Patriots béisbol.

>>149143593
what a terrible series for bullpens

>>149143643
Personally am pullin for USMC :D Oorah.

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!

Rockies fans was this like winning the World Series for you guys?

>>149143593
GG's Rockbros.
Best rivalry in baseball

(=^-^=)/ vs \(^-^\) accurate drawing of cat and byrb.

simply put the baseball gods were displeased by our greed yesterday, showing up our rival by winning by more than one run, so they made sure we lost by one run instead

>>149143664
Patkees got some new merch.

>>149143815
>>149143827
honestly this look is fire

anyone mind if a new tiger fan do a little cheering for my new team

Cheer for this bussy

>>149143589
They will perpetually win 54% of games though?

>>149143891
Minor league culture is ahead of the curve.

>>149143924
Ragnow is kill

this is a chihuahua and banana genny

i love women

>>149143966
I thought you loved school

A STANTONIAN fly out

>>149143966
hey tommy bahama, what do you think of this island fashion?
>>149143815
>>149143827

Feels good to take a rest day after a sweep. Got a seven day seven game road stead coming up, if we can go 3-4 I'll be happy, if we can manage to go 4-3 I'll be ecstatic. The Yankees have been hot lately so I'm cautious, but we have had two out of three between bullpen, lineup, and starter being red hot in our games lately, if we can have all three perform I think we can even steal a game from the Yankees. Angels are it

>>149143988
That’s a HR in Fenway tbf

>>149143991
very lovely pride month uniforms however as a woman lover they arent for me

What team is the team for stacys?

Raffle single

My Mariners are not playing baseball today so we went to pick strawberries.

>>149144017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNhXyuqH8w4

>>149144046
It would've been nice if my Mariners were playing (losing) today but strawberry picking is nice as well.

The game is not on ESPN2

>>149144061
Tomorrow my Mariners will be playing (probably losing) against the Indians of Cleveland, but today there were many small planes flying over the strawberry field.

No Padres baseball today nor a trade for our lack of depth..... Also Hai.

>>149144091
If you're talking about the AUSL game then it got delayed due to weather. New start time is an hour.

>>149144100
Also tomorrow while my Mariners play baseball we will be making these strawberries into jam to be enjoyed while watching my Mariners play baseball.

>>149143966
Which players do you love?

>>149143927
Henlo Nj fren <(^-^<)

Carlos Lagrange should learn how to control runners.

>>149144126
I think I filled up with berries an grapes recently.. Even with my nephew and niece eating some there was still lots D: ended up making smoothie

>>149144126
>>149144100
>>149144061
based

>>149144046
>>149144061
>>149144100
>>149144126
I wish I had strawberries instead of foureyes and garver still on the team :(

>>149144126
I can almost smell them. hopefully you got mostly sweet ones.

Are there any players who are ahead of the curve?

We were riding high until reminded that Pete can’t toss a baseball to save his life

Dear Dellin Betances,

Tv is NOT for you

>>149144252
OHTANI

>>149144234
I would say we could trade fren but after getting basically nothing for Burnes also the two given to miami.. Morton outside of his two wins has been hot garbage

>>149144126
Jaminers

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>149144319
That would require them to have balls in the first place

>>149143405
fuckin d*nger

>>149144319
>mindbroken
>cried himself to sleep over the offseason
>now aggro as fuck to hide the pain

>>149144319
>>149144352
The monkes chimping out when threatened, as usual.

no human is illegal

>Cowser hurt AGAIN
FUCK

>>149143966
Who’s your AUSL team?

>>149144376
This

>>149144100
A Hemingwayian post

>>149144352
Why are we catching stray bullets here?

What did the Yankees do to you anon?

tigods

Stanton is getting owned by these rookies LOL.

>AUSL getting cards now
They really need to change this name, it's so shitty and doesn't roll off the tongue.

I hope the Padres FO are reading these.

>>149144482
what does it even mean? I always think about Australia when you guys post it.

>be Astros
>2024
>playing against the Cards
>Kyle Tucker fouls a ball off his shin so hard he doubles over in pain
>”ouch that’ll be a bit”
>Astros “Medical” Team “He’ll only probably be out for a week or two”
>two weeks pass
>”well actually it looks like a bone bruise now so it’s probably going to be like a month now”
>month passes
>no word from medical team
>two months
>still no word
>”so is Kyle Tucker coming back?”
>medical team “soon probably”
>three months
>”so it’s not a bone bruise is it?”
>”no it definitely is, these things just take time”
>4 months
>medical team “ohhh yeahh sorry, we forgot to tell you guys, looks like Tuck actually fractured his shin and all that getting back into baseball shape worsened it. Oops xDDD”
>Tuck finally comes back 5months later with less than a month left in the season

>be 2025 Astros
>trade Tuck because we still have Yordan
>a month in
>”oh looks like Yordan has a hurt hand and is going to be out for a few days”
>a week later
>”actually looks like the hand is still hurt but we are working our way back”
>2 weeks later
>Yordan finally getting back in the cage and taking BP
>complains about hand still hurting
>medical staff assure him the healing is done and that the pain will go away eventually
>a week later
>”ohhh actually looks like he’s fractured his hand and all the BP we’ve been doing has aggravated it even more. Oops xDDD”
>a month later
>”so hows Yordan’s recovery coming along?”
>”….anyways so looking forward to seeing how to team plays today”
>***you are here***

I refuse to believe sports medical staff have any fucking idea what they are doing other than glorified google searchers. Where the fuck is the best hitter on our team?

>>149144376
the shit going down right now is inexcusable by any fair metric, and you are right, but there is definitely such a thing as someone who did something illegal

>>149144505
Athletes Unlimited Softball League

Athletes Unlimited is the parent company, so they named the league after themselves. It's very stupid.

nobody cares astropaco

>>149144557
conversations actually took place to come up with that name

>>149144434
try being a cubs fan. you wouldn't last.

No doyers today

>>149143009
What pairing does she like

>>149144625
Dodgers LGBTQ+ Pride Night tomorrow, cheer up

>>149144589
I hate it so much, maybe with MLB backing them now someone will convince them to change it.

I love emiru

>>149144644
I love Bob Seger, he fuckin kicks ass

>>149143009
>>149144636
This. I'm curious who the fujos would ship together on the Angels. I'm guessing probably O'Hoppe and Neto.

>>149144648
I used to have a Bob Seger coffee mug that disappeared after a move :(

with my team off today, what kind of porn should I fap to? serious recommendations only, please. also I pretty much only watch amateur stuff.

>>149144686
Scat

>>149144660
I hope it’s at least some type of rivalry ship

>>149144686
>>149144694

>>149144686
scat.

>>149144686
how bout you go for a walk, pervert

>>149144694
>>149144704

scat on deez nutz

>>149143009
if she isn't like massively autistic there’s no chance she’d mention it in public.

>>149144686
feminine crossdressers x masc men

ITFCB

>Judge not playing
I hate Boone so much.

>>149144686
lesbian

>>149144694
>>149144701
>>149144704
>>149144711
>>149144730
these are horrible recommendations

>>149144747
I was expecting Lugo to get raped by the royals today. Guess not

>>149144686
FtM punishment
Preferably ends in getting bred

>>149144747
It’s a punt game (we took 2/3) and we need everyone ready for the weekend at Fenway.

Which players are behind the curve?

>>149144780
By the yankees*, fuck i can’t type

>>149144761
>asking /sp/ to know what your dick likes more than you do

cards need a win

EVERYONE SHUT UP
SOFTBALL IS ON

>>149144686
>>149144817
any softball girl porn?

>mariners not playing today
>ww3 is starting right now
M's bros we might be spared

>>149144817
idk what that guy who said he didn't like the black pants was talking about they look pretty good.

>>149144686
You should abstain from dirtying your soul by watching pornography desu

>>149144686
Pornography, like alcohol, is bad for you

>>149144872
thanks for your concern but nah

Squatchbros can take this game if it means Judge, LeMahieu, and Wells are gonna be well rested for our upcoming series sweep (hope) against the period Sox.

>>149144883
nothing wrong wrong with the occasional wank

>>149144893
It’s bad for you

glhf sox

Let's hear it for the cubs

>>149144904
how?

>>149144904
kill yourself

Volts bros :(

my volts are going to fuck this up ahhh

I like the Bandits uniform

I think Meidroth is kind of cute desu

jennie finch aged liked shit

>Breathes in deeply:

Senga is okay and will be back in the rotation in a few weeks. Senga is okay and will be back in the rotation in a few weeks. Senga is okay and will be back in the rotation in a few weeks.

>>149145074
How can you post hololive yet somehow cringe at Star Wars? And I say this not even caring about that shit

>>149145076
I didn’t realize our pitching was as bad as the cubs.

>>149145074
Star Wars night is for the children. Hololive night is for the manchildren.

Brendan Rodgers should really consider learning how to flip burgers in china

>>149145076
Cubkees is real.

I was about to say Bates is kinda cute but then she flied out immeadetly so nevermind.

>>149145076
my fraudiners are back where they belong

Can't wait to bet on softball

>>149145191
She has a giant mouth. The other girls must LOVE her

>>149145076
I'm old enough to remember when Mariner fans were bragging about how they figured out how to keep a starting staff healthy last season

>>149145263
Maybe they did?

This is the Dodgers-Yankees of the AUSL

world war 3 just started

I love baseball btw

>>149145289
old news nothing ever happens

>>149145261
freddie freeman vibes

I'm weak to girls in glasses.

they done sucked that boy dick off

>>149145314
kek

cubkekees are going to no hit by heandog sigh kek

>>149145319
That's one of the actual lesbians.

>>149145397
The WHAT?

rispinals

>>149145288
how many teams are there?

considering the % of gay softball players is probably way higher than gay baseball players, how sexually tense are the clubhouses in softball? are they doing some special post-game "celebrations?"

>>149145423
he’s been really good, maybe the yanks could trade for him

>>149145289
It's real!

I'm so pissed. I've always wanted to go to Iran. I was in the progress of getting another passport to evade the us ban :(

>>149145479
I don’t know what the trade deadline looks like. I think we will be relying on our pitchers returning from injury but some pickups would be nice.

>no doyers game today
I guess I'll watch California's Gold

Can they still recover?

>>149145715
under no circumstances

>>149145715
Lotta baseball left to be played my friend.

>>149145721
go go go

JK Simmons is the magic charm. He's gotta be in the booth for every Tigers game.

>>149145568
Yeah I don’t think anyone knows this year feels weird

New Tigers fan here.

>>149145721
wtf man

Pete muthaflippin Crow ArmGOD

>>149145721
>framber on the mound
I hate em too but Valdez is a great pitcher

PCA

>>149144940
>>149144975
It’s bad for yoy

Time to eat shit and hit the showers, Baltimore.

>>149145816
How many of these do you have, i’m curious

lets go scoob
lets go tiggies

>>149145864
New tigers fan btw

I’m a new tigers fan and I’m gay

>>149145908
New tigers fan btw

sKKKKKKoobvll

>>149145931
Me too!

>>149145939
I bet I've been a fan longer than you've been born kiddo. Cute job playing thread police though. Must suck being a fan of a mediocre team.

>rain
>missouri
Manfred weather machine

>>149145980
New tigers fan btw

>>149145980
>Must suck being a fan of a mediocre team
My team just won the World Series

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

New Doyerpaco btw

>>149146001
Ggs kitkats <(^-^<) was fun, kinda knew skubal would be awesome. >-@;

>>149145980
new tigers fan here

>>149145980
new tigers fan here

gg pooers

I'm not going to anymore doyers games. Can't risk getting deported

>>149146032
>all that money
>5th best record on the MLB
Nice team.>>149146032

Deport this bussy

Gape Louis fix your weather

>>149146130
New tigers fan here

I’m making a cubs gamethread to mix

tomoz*

>>149146169
New tigers fan here

*-*;

3-1 stros

White Sox are back! (To being bad)

poodrepacos celebrating their world series victory tuesday night kek

>>149146255
To be fair though you got a Pope so thats an instant win IMO <3 \(^-^\)

>>149146275
Embarrassing

Doyers

>>149146315
I wanna fuck you

>>149146275
LA just had to top that on friday.. Too soon?

no one cares doyerpaco

go braves!

Brewers pitcher just did the stanky leg kek

everybody cares doyerchad

>>149146333
I topped ur mum on Friday lel

>>149143009
She’s crazy you should send her my way

>>149145451
4. With an expansion planned for next year.

>>149146410
Softball league? Or Rooland league?

I don't know how it happened because i had to step away, but we're tied!

Should be pitching clock be removed?

>>149146454
You should be

>>149146454
Heck no, I had Kimbral for one year felt like ages.

>>149146454

No

Are protests in LA really that bad or is it a few images being recirculated?

>>149146454
No, but it should be at the total discretion of the umps. 28 seconds, 2 minutes, an hour, totally arbitrary.

>>149146430
Softball. Go support the girls

>>149146499
It's just a couple blocks that are bad. The media has just been incentivized to show all the Waymos on fire while the country falls further and further into fascism.

>>149146499
doesn't seem near as bad as the blm riots

>>149146499
As been said before yesterday, it’s just a few commotions in downtown and the media is just blowing it up.


>hernandez spiderman.png because it’s been already posted

>>149146499
It's not bad at all. LA is fucking huge and it's peaceful as shit everywhere aside from a few incidents.

>>149145879
SEIYA LATER

>>149146499
Well, on BNNUYday rioters|not protesters shutdown 101. But Gavin coked up on hairgel said totes fine, no need for any help.. Then LA Police chief said an I quote "It's fluffed, Halp"

>>149146499
LA is MASSIVE also there has been a Riot happening at any given time there since 1965.

Sam is cute, i like her.

cards might get no hit

>>149146499
the dodger WS celebrations brought out more people than these """""riots""""""

My Volts still have this.

>>149146315
>Last year Dodgers got 3 of the top talents in Hololive
>this year they get a dork, a dumb dork, and a rock
Doyers... this isn't the year...

>>149146529
>fascism

>rain delay over on Royals pride night
>rainbow emerges
kawaii :)

The AL fall classic

>>149146633
How did joe get popular anyway? Was it cause of Rocky?

>>149146641
They’re sending the military against citizens. Thats all you need to hear.
Go baseball team.

>>149146633
Put some respect on my wife's name.

>>149146619
left is a 7. right is a 4.

>>149146685
If only the same people who literally let the palisades burn up were there to fix this.

Vargas triple!

>no hitter
>bring in a reliever
i hate this gay sport

i kinda like Dayton. But she's muscular and has tattoos so you weirdos probably wouldn't like her.

>>149146758
Warren gets to stay in lol!

>>149146758
@_@; that sucks.. Just saw someone get a CG yesterday too.

thank you contreras you were one of like 3 I had faith in

watching the astros

Angelbros?!?

You have got to be BLEEPIN me

does America do breakfast burgers?
theyre a massive thing here
eating one rn fr no cap

My pirates :(

>>149146685
If only they weren't burning stuff and interfering with law enforcement....

>>149146919
Like a breakfast sandwhich?

>>149146919
I don’t eat breakfast I’m Lindy

>>149146919
Yes

>>149146919
Breakfast is bad for you

>>149146943
nah like a burger
I think by definition they have to have a fried egg in them, but the meat is either a sausage meat patty or layers of bacon (or both)

>>149146964
That’s a breakfast sandwhich

>>149146964
look up a Bo Burger, although it's mostly a dinner thing I definitely used it as a morning hangover cure in college

>>149146919
Does a sausage patty between two buns count?

Pasquatch just blew it, yanks going for the sweep.

GODstros closing this out

>>149146874
I hope he does well

PAREDES

>>149146960
>>149146964
>>149146985
Red meat, like alcohol, is bad for you

E-Sock bomb
Dude is on pace for 30+

RECKER

>>149146964
that's a breakfast sandwich. a breakfast burger is an actual hamburger with an egg and bacon.

>>149146980
this here is like a quintessential brekky burger
egg, hashbrown, avo, bacon

but the one I just ate was a sausage meat patty

I had a burger in tennessee one time and it was a half pound patty and a half pound of pulled pork. Monstrous

>>149147017
>pork
>red meat

>>149147030
>>149147058
>>149147066
That’s bad for you

>>149146990
You switched to the Astros now?

>>149146919
Yes. Unlike you upside folk we don't but beets on our burgers though.

>>149147058
You're not helping the enviroment

>>149147058
That’s a breakfast sandwhich

>>149147095
Fast food is bad for you

>>149147112
We already won the series.

for me it's pork roll egg and cheese

>>149147006
Fucked up he's debuting on the road though.

>>149147135
are you ever happy?

>>149147135

not if you're pure of spirit

Why do all the professional softball players have giant asses and thighs though?

>>149147094
not really, kinda started with the idea that a team like the stros would be my team but certainly not married to any team yet
just annoys me that all the biggest teams are in blue states

>>149147162
pepe_holding_sign_that_says_truth_and_pointing.png

>>149147147
>>149147158
>>149147162
It’s bad for you

mista clutch all star with a lazy liner

>>149147165
Australian IQ

>>149147163
Padding mostly? o.o I unno.

McKinney is fast

>>149147180
are you jewish or muslim?

>>149147108
that's a burger bun fella, not sandwich bread

I'm here to laugh at the gay ants

>>149147195
he's a Mormon lel

>>149147195
Maybe they are a decent human being looking after their carbon footprint?

>>149147165
based logic

>>149147151
I’ll probably go catch his first game here
Does suck though

>>149147195
Non Christianity is bad for you

>>149147163
It's a requirement for the sport.

>>149147217
methane cums from cows not co2

>>149147163
Because big ass and hips with a smaller waist is the peak female body for both athletics and breeding. Stick thin ladies with no ass are only meant to show as props and would produce unhealthy children.

>>149147232
He can have two attempts then, one at home and road ^^

>>149147196
It’s a breakfast sandwich

>>149147254
I totally memoryholed this guy

Golden glover

for me it's the kaiser roll

>>149147185
¿que?

>>149147196
Do you call chicken sandwich a chicken burger too?

I feel bad having sexual thoughts about some of the players.

Stealing in softball is so gay

We're living in a crazy fucked up world but I just want to base my balls for goodness' sake!

>>149147316
Adultery is bad for you

>>149147316

why

Baseball is bad for the enviroment

>>149147301
if its in a burger bun then yeah. if it is in sandwich bread then it would be a sandwich

>>149146919
Orioles Aussie… :(

Bandits are ass lmao, bases loaded with only 1 out and you couldn't put something in the air? You deserve to lose this game.

>>149147387
That’s bad for you

>>149147352
I’m not married or dating anyone. >>149147362
Because it feels like I’m objectifying them and if they knew it would make them uncomfortable.

something something diet menu something something

I’m gay

>>149147413
Bad for you

>>149147427
Homosexuality is bad for you

>>149147413

objectification is hot

give them underdog pirates a chance

get some runs cubbies!!!! Pl0x ^_^

>>149147413
then it's Lust

BELLI!

>>149147427
based

>>149147447
I don’t want to have sex with them I want to watch them have sex with each other and I feel guilty because that’s perverted.

Smellinger has the most cool non chalant aura of any player. Swag.

For me it’s subjectification

Neither of these shit teams want to win

>>149147483
Pornography is bad for you

>>149147375
The reason this doesn't make sense in the US is because the word "burger" was eventually retroactively used to describe ground beef decades ago. You could (and still can in some places) order a certain amount of "burger meat" from your butcher and get ground beef. Sandwich names have anything to do with the burger bun here.

>>149147427
LGFM

>>149147483
>I want to watch them have sex with each other

That’s good for you

>>149147511
Is this a burger?

>>149147427
cringe

>>149147483
uhhh are we talking baseball or softball here?

>>149147510
fuck my ass

>>149147483

perverted and hot

>>149147551
is a poptart ravioli?

>5.2 IP, 0 ER
Wild Bill

>>149147511
See I think that really shows the one dimensional thought processes of modern America.
No vision. No innovation. Rigid minded approach where burgers can only be ground meat.
Get a fish burger into ya fella! Nice fat fillet of Baramundi fella!

>>149147375
In the US it’s not a burger if it’s a different kind of meat even if it’s got burger buns.

>simple pop out
>have to jump to reach it
LOL midgets

>>149147584
is eating reckers ass a burger, since it's between buns

I hope the AUSL moves off of ESPN. I hate this presentation

I'm a cuck

>>149147557
Baseball.

>>149147571
kek

>>149147584
turkey burger

>>149147563
Sodomy is bad for you

>>149147608
you are valid

helsey mindfucked this franchise

>>149147551
Scandis are fucking disgusting

>scoring from first on a dropped third strike
VOLTS BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149147583
The rest of the world is just retarded

>>149147362
>>149147447
I think you’re talking to a fujo anon not softball lesbo sex

>>149147583
I'll happily eat a fish sandwich in a burger bun my friend! But I wouldn't ever call it a fish burger.

>>149147583
youre wrong lel

Is this a burger?

>>149147648
I think i would actually kill someone to watch some of these softball girls have sex with each other.

What do the umps do during the gang bangs?

>>149147673
whoppers are the best burgers of the low tier fast food category

>>149147673
Fast food is bad for you

>>149147684
Murder is bad for you

C’mon Goldy.

>>149147583
quit trying to defile our language

>>149147691
I think i've just gotten lucky with my burger kings around me. Everyone shits on Burger King, but I legitmately love it. The Whopper is a great burger

>>149147615
That's a good example. That specifically refers to a ground turkey patty. Nobody would ever call slices of turkey in a burger bun a turkey burger. That sounds crazy.

Jr Bacon Cheeseburger mogs you

>>149147714
I enjoy that they understand that when folks want bigger burgers they mean wider and not taller.

America’s First Basemam Paul “Goldy” Goldschmidt of the Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC just won the game for us.

/nu/

>>149147728
>>149147728
>>149147728

/nu/

>>149147684
I’d kill someone to stop hearing about them in my baseball thread

COLLISION IN THE OUTFIELD

>>149147705
the Australian language is literally built around defiling words

>>149147648

and?

>>149147737
Softball has always been on topic here

>>149147749
Gay sex isn’t for homos to enjoy it’s only for girls to watch voyeuristically

>>149143966
Ok cool, a Bahimian came in here

You can puttt ittttt onnnn the boarrrrrdddd YES

>>149147714
mine was always closed every summer growing up for rat infestations