>>33344922
Be really annoying and gay and have a personality disorder and require attention from others no matter what form it comes in. You must like musical theater and spell words in English with conventionally British spelling (behaviour vs behavior, theatre vs theater, etc.).

Be a gigantic redditfag and be intractably group oriented / collectivistic and seeing yourself in identity as part of a greater group. Maybe be a social worker. Enjoy ideas like wall flower and things like ukelele, name your daughter Penelope. "Gag me with a chainsaw" should be a regular phrase in your vernacular. Be a dramatic little bitch.