>>507581544
There's a middle ground between cargo shorts and ones that are so tight they make you look like a fruitbowl

>>507581595
>As a dad, absolutely. Maybe not clueless though, as if you have kids you need pockets for bottles, binks, sippy cups, random toys, etc.
If you really need the storage space, you can get one of these things they wear over in Europe. They look a bit eccentric to an American, but in Europe everyone wears them, even red-blooded males, because of the prevalence of pickpockets here.

>>507581498
>>507581660
Stay mad, you faggots are just showing how salty you are that other men are capable of succeeding where you've failed