Question to metal fags: Why are you such fags unironic faggots? I can't think of fagbase more pretentious, so deep up their own ass, than metaltards. For faggots who claim to listen le heaviest track unlike us phony mortals, you guys are bitches. Insecure as fuck bitches. Ones that can't even agree with themselves, yet you try to smartass someone else about "music taste." The band needs to be Norwegian, with 0 listeners everywhere, have absolutely incomprehensible lyrics that I refuse to believe that even you fags enjoy listening, just to somewhat pass as "real metal." I say "somewhat" because, even then, you retards will screech, worse than angry SJW during feminist era videos, of how it still isn't metal. You can have 4 metalheads in a room and ask them a simple question of "what is metal" and all of them will name different bands from each other. Which wouldn't be a problem if not for a fact that you will now have these 4 metalheads argue with each other over their own metal taste, how [x] isn't metal, so on, even leading to physical fight. This is not just hypothetical scenario. I've seen it happen. I keep seeing it happen. You guys are bitches.

The only other music sub-genre with fags who are close to you in terms of being a bitch are classical music fags. You fags are still number 1. Even they don't come close. For supposed heavy music listeners, all of you are just one giant vagina of how much of a bitch you are.

Have a nice Sunday~