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>>127093899FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Please listen to neoclassical metal.
>>127103241 (OP)having been to both Inkcarceration is several times larger than Maryland Deathfest so what do you think?
>>127103282didn't realize there was a new thread when i finally got the captcha to load.
>>127103285what did you blur
please listen to Portugese Fado-guitar soprano symphonic prog about the Carnation revolution
https://paulateles.bandcamp.com/album/entreparedes-2
>>127103285whoops meant to reply to
>>127103068>>127103310I don't know it's just the easiest picture to find, it's a nobody band when I checked.
>>127103273jungle rot rules, nice
>>127096449>tmw you bait chudcels into admitting they're jerking off to fake movie nostalgia while thinking they're smart for doing so>tmw none of them deny that rural women are generally stupid
>>127103285how is a band like suffocation on the last line? what the fuck is beartooth and i prevail and all this garbage
>>127103317>Carlos Paredes tributeyou have my interest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQ-G5HktHY
davebros..................
REMINDER:
#1 25 years later, Iowa is still heavier than all of your shitty cringe ass "anal jesus rape" 100 fan bands.
#2 Eloy is the best metal drummer in the world.
#3 Corey at 51 years old shits on every single one of your unintelligible growling goblins who sound the same on every song.
>>127103241 (OP)Glad there's finally a real /metal/ thread so I can post again.
>>127103411Still not metal, however.
>>127103435Welcome back m9
>>127103435more "metal" than any of your shitty wannabe bands
>>127103308do any of you guys know what subgenre to call this and or if it's any good?
>>127103464>>127103435My bad, wanted to reply to this faggot.
>>127103439
>Metal Threat Fest
>All four of the good bands play on Thursday so you only have to buy a one day ticket
Nice
>>127103342varying degrees of mallcore
I Prevail's vocalist does shitty singing, hardcore barking, and raps too. I was taken aback by how bad that band is.
Im a tranny and my 3 top metal genres are:
>DSBM
>Funeral Doom
>Blackgaze
Make of that what you will
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So far this thread's a little better than the last one, but a lot of improvement is still needed (like not replying to the same trolls over and over).
If only death is real, maybe /metal/ should die.
>>127103308alright im just gonna try to make multiple of these tracks until i get some feedback.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
>>127103480doom 3 music if it was released before quake 2
>>127103317meh she's a great singer and the Fado guitar is solid but there's far too much "djenty prog" chugs that's barely metal and doesn't add much, if anything detracts from the rest trying to add heft
>>127103587does that mean it's not terrible?
>>127103514I'm a tranny and I listen to NSBM
>>127103639New Super Mario Bros?
I WILL GRIND MY HATRED UNTO THE LOVED ONES
DESPAIR WILL BE BROUGHT UPON
THE HOPING CHILDREN OF HAPPINESS
>>127103285Acid Bath and Lamb of God are the only two decent bands in that entire lineup
>>127103942>not Suffocation
>>127103985Yeah my bad, I didn't even see Suffocation on there. Why would they get such a small billing? The absolute fucking state of the metal scene these days...
What's some good metal for glassing fentheads?
>>127104019yeah I noticed the small billing and kinda winced
>I think I'm a wolf, then again I'm fucking crazy
>think what I need is a bitch, don't you?
>LONE WOLF WINTER
>>127103660The soundtrack goes harder than any Slipknot song.
this is now a cat metal thread
>>127104209What should I name my new cat? Preferably names starting with the letter H.
>>127103241 (OP)Wanna get into speed metal. What are the best albums/bands aside from Exciter, Helloween, Rage, and Agents of Steel?
>>127104209Cat Sabbath
Iron Mewoden
Judas Purreist
Back when I started listening to black metal as a teen it just felt so magical, I was listening to the classics, Emperor, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Ulver. Lyrical and musical genius.
Metcatllica
Catowar
Meowpeth
Meowverkill
Catibble Corpse
Jute Gyte, Kaevum, Anthrax, and Timeghoul demos are the only bands you need
Catatonia
Catovarius
Deep Purrple
Why yes, I do enjoy coreshit
>King remembered: "As I was leaving, I saw Jeff just kinda standing around playing guitar, and he was playing stuff that I was into, like Def Leppard's 'Wasted' and AC/DC and Priest".[8] After the try-out session, the two guitarists started talking and playing Iron Maiden and Judas Priest songs. Slayer was born when King asked "Why don't we start our own band?", to which Hanneman replied "Fuck yeah!"
Any other great stories about how bands formed?
>>127104617Haven't seen that name mentioned here in a hot minute.
>>127104617Eternally based, holy shit!
More like Altars of ASSnes lmfao
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752808511926053.webm
>>127103273Certified hood classic
Why doesn't anyone post good metal here anymore.
>>127103543Agreed, I would rate this thread only around a 6.5 out of 10 overall so far.
>>127105089We don't sign our posts here.
>>127104067GET EM OUT
OUTTA HERE
>>127104372fuck speed metal, listen to BLACKENED speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pvlY7KluE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9xK1i0Yrw
>>127103331Their best after dopethrone
>>127105209seconding this as well as asking for recs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR1o4Qu6I5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEvR838Ua6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oKeU-oKLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIb_2aFZj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXv8oU54TI
I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.
>>127105260I do like Black Fucking Cancer and Daeva...
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752808011215203.mp4
>>127105368Fucked With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse
Darkthrone - Under A Funeral Moon
Immortal - Fullmoon Diabolical Mysticism
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Question to metal fags: Why are you such fags unironic faggots? I can't think of fagbase more pretentious, so deep up their own ass, than metaltards. For faggots who claim to listen le heaviest track unlike us phony mortals, you guys are bitches. Insecure as fuck bitches. Ones that can't even agree with themselves, yet you try to smartass someone else about "music taste." The band needs to be Norwegian, with 0 listeners everywhere, have absolutely incomprehensible lyrics that I refuse to believe that even you fags enjoy listening, just to somewhat pass as "real metal." I say "somewhat" because, even then, you retards will screech, worse than angry SJW during feminist era videos, of how it still isn't metal. You can have 4 metalheads in a room and ask them a simple question of "what is metal" and all of them will name different bands from each other. Which wouldn't be a problem if not for a fact that you will now have these 4 metalheads argue with each other over their own metal taste, how [x] isn't metal, so on, even leading to physical fight. This is not just hypothetical scenario. I've seen it happen. I keep seeing it happen. You guys are bitches.
The only other music sub-genre with fags who are close to you in terms of being a bitch are classical music fags. You fags are still number 1. Even they don't come close. For supposed heavy music listeners, all of you are just one giant vagina of how much of a bitch you are.
Have a nice Sunday~
>>127105536For the last time mate Slipknot is not metal. Thanks
>>127103273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SM-p6hlPK4
>>127103273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsm5BOIgkU
I knew Juan from my old job before I moved out of the Bay Area. He thought it was super lame of Dark Angel to bring Gene's wife into the band after Jim died. Honestly fair point too, their new release, just like Morbid Saint, as well as every other 90s deathrash comeback sucked, special shoutout to Pestilence and their last compilation release.
>>127105536Don't listen to those faggots, this is real metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Bztpf81vw
>>127105615LOL that is not metal, that is diapershit.
>>127105536the whole modern scene was built on the foundation of Rob Halford you do the math
>>127105617What is "diapershit"? This is shredding Heavy Metal on Shrapnel records.
Now that the dust has settled, what do you think of the new Sargeist album?
>>127105686Sounds like rejected F-Zero music that has been rejected because it sucked too hard.
>>127105701Sounds like you should admit to yourself that you don't like metal. It's okay, it's not for everyone. You can still go back to the k-poop general.
>>127105209Lame. Regular speed metal is cooler.
>>127105712This, there's no reason for that screamo garbage in metal. Screamo is not metal, it's punk.
>>127105706Sorry but we don't want you here. Take your gypsy showtunes to Reddit or 9gag, they have no place on 4channel, same with your pretend racism.
ok /metal/. tell me who the big four of death metal are. no poseur bands please
>>127104372Running Wild, Blind Guardian (from Battalions up to and including Tales), X Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiPOYSpHicM
https://youtu.be/xR-khnY4wDI?t=44
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPEU1j5yNxo
>>127105720Cannibal Corpse
Six Feet Under
Death
Morbid Angel
All you need for Death Metals
>>127105736Horrible recs, you should be ashamed.
>>127105718I don't care.
https://youtu.be/sVMW45oGP7s?t=91
>>127105738Ive never listened to Six feet under honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0U769v6acU&pp=ygUMZmV1ZXJzY2h3YW56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcO2saJTA0&pp=ygUMZmV1ZXJzY2h3YW56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmkiVnOCm6w&pp=ygUdbXIgaHVybGV5IHVuZCBkaWUgcHVsdmVyYWZmZW4%3D
Fuck your black punk. This is real metal.
>>127105720In Flames
At the Gates
Children of Bodom
Arghoslent
>>127105720Dying fetus
Pantera
Infectious jelqing
Devourment
>>127105697Is it supposed to be Sarge-ist, like a sergeantist, or Sar-geist, like a jeet calling a ghost a Sir? Either way, it sucks.
>>127105798Sounds like you should admit to yourself that you don't like metal. It's okay, it's not for everyone. You can still go back to the k-poop general.
>Is it supposed to be Sarge-ist, like a sergeantist, or Sar-geist, like a jeet calling a ghost a Sir? Either way, it sucks.
>>127105800Cope screamo boy. No one cares about your gay emo jeet band.
Is this metal?
https://youtu.be/-UaYWuNsY3Q
>>127105812It's Animetal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT7A5OI9atI
What a masterpiece.
https://youtu.be/lrNnMNrKqQc?t=638
https://youtu.be/N4NTXWz4cMw?t=181
https://youtu.be/zg5Ovdu6bOE?t=198
They left the flute out
https://youtu.be/lrNnMNrKqQc?t=619
Now this is veritable fantasy music for a place like Westeros.
I never listen to YouTube links from Nehru bc itโs power metal trash
>>127106103Power metal is the best desu
>>127106140Best at sucking peniscock
I don't listen to wankery. Simple as.
https://youtu.be/miYVO6k3u9s?si=ZAXP2azKFmZrYPys
I thought this would be a lot worse but itโs pretty good
>>127103377Jesus. I know he's done some hard living, but he looks like fucking shit.
Has anyone else watched Garza Podcast? I like some of the guests and stories he's been able to get, and I love his vibes and enthusiasm. But man he's bad at interviewing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDE18d56MKI
>>127106236I liked it better when Doomsword used that cover.
>>127103411Based.
Also reminder that SotS is the best (and only good) At the Gates album.
>>127105066prefer this spite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCprlz6YnoI
>>127106425sรถy of the soul blows baboon ballsack
>>127105736>Blind GuardianThis ended up being a phenomenal rec. Great band. Thanks.
clean vocals? not listening
>>127103241 (OP)I strongly remember an album cover like this artwork. Does anybody know which one?
Just your typical metalhead
i'm feeling vulnerable and worthless.
metal to harden the fuck up to?
>>127106370>duuuude thats sooo sickk>thats so sick duuude>NO way! that's soo dopeI agree with you, he seems like an alright guy but isn't that good at interviewing. But he gets good guests anyway and just lets them talk, so it's nbd. And like what's his competition? JDawg? Kek
KNOCKED LOOSE
MOTHERFUCKER
>>127107287What sub? Metalforthemasses?
>>127107361>Metalforthemasses>inmetalwetrustThose places suck so bad they make this place look patrician. Not even an exaggeration
We listen to Deathspell Omega and Ad Nauseam, that's patrician
This generations Pink Floyd.
*opinions expressed in this comment not paid for by Blood Incantation's management
>>127107349Hell yeah, bother. Get that heavy shit back into the mainstream.
>>127103273sunday morning cofi blast post
>>127107368hey bro have u heard of acid bath?
>>127107717Probably the gayest metal-related post I have read in a long while
Varg, now that's a proud gay man who has AIDS. What a survivor.
>>127107816Here's your Shalom
better than annihilation of the wicked
>>127107829Shalom saar \m/
>>127103335yeah, but one is a white woman who is ignorant of the world outside of her family
the other is a minority who has access to all manner of education but still hubba bubba bix nood dindu nuffin
pretty significant difference, important really
anyways Severed Survival
>>127107717honestly this is every interaction with intro-to-metalheads
"i like the doom soundtrack" :^)
So we're all in agreement Damage Inc. is the worst track right?
>>127107717I googled that guy's handle and I am absolutely not suprised faggots on here would follow a guy like that
>>127107870The complete opposite, in fact.
>>127107717start with Nokturnal Mortum's Nechrist and then give Mutiilation's Sad Egg of Melonbordercollie a try and maybe some Lord Belial
>>127107870no. Also, not metal.
>>127107888You're not metal, you fucking guy.
>>127107816is this a reference to the Winter of โ94?
>>127107888how is metallica not metal?
>>127107898Ruined by FX and Changes.
>>127107717>I need music that goes hardSounds like a Negru shit stirrer post
for me it's Master of Reality
>>127107717>innately nihilistic and degenerate Sounds fucking awesome.
>>127107907there's faggots who think the only metal is 2nd wave black metal
... which is closer to hardcore punk than heavy metal anyway
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>>127107898for me it's Master of Reality for Ozzie and Heaven and Hell for Dio
>>127107908Changes is a based song just like You Wont Change Me
>>127105536classical music is a subgenre of western art music. palestrina has nothing to do with stockhausen and neither are "classical"
>>127107907it's thrash don't get dragged down into stupid argument by dedicated shitposters
>>127107909The guy who wrote the post is a gigasperg schizo who does YouTube videos for a living, looks like a typical Redditor and has schizo delusions about being a mystic and running a secret order of mystics.
who are the real big four of thrash metal?
>>127107942Bathory, Venom, Hellhammer, Slayer
>>127107949more like take a BATHory, more like you've had VENOugh for today, okay? I dont want to HELLhammer you but your SMELL is a real SLAYER okay
>>127107942testament, exodus, kreator, flotsam and jetsam
>>127105720Seminal Embalmment
Spermswamp
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
Nephrectomy
>>127107972Sorry buddy I'm in a good mood today and that was really way funnier than it should have been I'm sure you smell like roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuKR-Q_iuK4
how hard does this go
>>127107980>buddyMore like buttyaar amirite? xD
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>>127103411Slipknot is not metal, and you can deduce this very easily from the clues left within the lore of the band.
First of all, their name was originally Slopknot, indicating the quality of their music. The present name is the result of a typo during the logo design phase. We all know metal is, on average, the highest quality music, and cannot possibly be slop under any circumstances.
Second of all, their vocalist is literally named CORE-y Taylor, indicating that their genre is indeed some -core subgenre. Furthermore, the surname Taylor is revealing, because the letter T is literally just the cyrillic letter ะ, but mirrored. For those of you who don't know, the letter ะ in latin script is G, meaning effectively that their frontman has the words core and gay in his name, which is significant because core musicians and fans are severely homosexual, and so are Slipknot fans. The evidence is all there.
Also worth mentioning is the fact that their other most famous member, Jo(e)y Jordison has his name derived from the word joy, and joy is not metal. Metal is serious business, unlike joy, or Slopknot themselves.
My final evidence of their immense and overwhelming homosexuality and non-metalicity is also the fact that their biggest fan is our very own Negro Boda, who is of Roma heritage. I have never in my life seen a Roma person listen to metal, therefore if he listens to them, they are not, and cannot ever be, metal. Add to that his raging homosexuality, for which he overcompensates by playing the part of a homophobe, and you start to see all the pieces fall in place.
The fact is, anons, the truth has been right here, right in front of you, this entire time. You were just too blind to see it. Hopefully you know better now.
>>127107982i like this better for that lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrWht7cEZac
>>127107986Are we doing a needful?
now that i think about it are there any good Indian metal bands?
>>127108023https://youtu.be/szoiA5_3XxY
This and Tetragrammacide.
>>127107870It's not as good as the other songs but that one riff int he middle is so fucking good (you know the one)
>>127108039>Mandelbrot Scarab of Fractal Manifestation Trapped in the Arachnid Webs, Spun Above the Hidden Pathways into Non-Euclidean Interbetweenness this is my favorite sort of autism thanks anon gonna check these bands out
>>127103273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QFjlr7hmMw
>>127107920More poetic than metal can handle
What's some metal that's really cringe, cheesy or embarrassing but you like?
>>127108324anything gore-related
>>127105536Why did you post a picture of your father?
>>127107929what and who is schizo here? i don't know where they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BafMgVvHTI
>>127107349KNOCKED LOSERS
MOTHERFUCKER
Carcass - Reek of Putrefaction
>>127107942Slayer
Demolition Hammer
Possessed
Bathory
bdm
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listen to brutal death
>>127108454And... Megadeth
>>127108324Chuch Scholdiner
Djent isn't music.
Field recordings and harsh noise are more musical than "djent". I've never heard anyone use the d-word irl.
>>127108467I'm fond of a good handful of death metal albums, the ones with gorey album covers and names completely turn me off of trying them though. Disgusting
Did Hector die yet?
Is it safe to hang out here again?
>>127108568>it's not musicokay, and?
>>127108570>>127108583I posted that because I had theory djent-tards are all hypersensitive butthurt babies.
Thanks for proving my theory correct.
>>127108581His recent manic phase didn't last very long
>>127108589I don't give a shit about djent, it's just that you're a cunt
Djent itself is like rap, barely music by most triple digit IQ standards
>>127108568Djenting is based with the right guitar tone
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGyNOVEeSE
>>127107717isn't this the fag that streamed his psychotic break and lost all his blue check aura
>>127107942Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Kreator
>>127107942Exodus, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust, Sodom
>>127107583One of the nastiest cover arts ever, good shit
>>127103241 (OP)>Infernus starts doing 80s-metal leads and solos
This is so fucking cringe and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSimVbzI-SE&list=RDwSimVbzI-SE&start_radio=1&ab_channel=TxenryMan
>>127107942Tom Araya
Jeff Hanneman
Kerry King
Dave Lombardo
>this Amazonian metal goth mommy comes up to you and says Slayer sucks
wat do
>>127108835say Tarja shits all over her
>>127107833Correct, I slightly prefer the production on AOTW though
>>127107870Nah it's Leper Messiah
>you now remember how Mustaine tried to claim writing credits for it as well
is 'Castle Metal' actually in use as a subgenre lingua franca? obviously it's a thing but I always only ever hear just 'medieval' as a descriptor
>>127108569get a load of this hoagie
>>127108589>post something>get reply>I AM A GENIUSokay
>>127108941literally never seen or heard anyone use โcastleโ as a metal descriptor. sounds like zoomer RYM shit
>>127108967His theories are so smart that he forgot how to speak English
>>127108986probably more of a Dungeon Synth thing being retrospectively borrowed though perhaps it's own incipient thing now, certainly a preponderance of it lately
Reminder that Castle Rat is an industry plant and just because their frontwoman has big fake tits doesn't mean the music isn't total dogshit
>>127108941Yes, we use it all the time here.
>>127109013don't care
hairy pits
>>127109013her tits are real, but their music kinda sucks overall
i like their lofi music videos and their hot chick
>certainly a preponderance of it lately
>>127109041>be so threatened by words that you reflexively start copingjust read a book duder
>>127109053Great post. There is quite a preponderance of exceptional novels as of late.
>>127109099sarcasm aside, like every other form of media it's mostly pure slop at the moment :^)
>>127109013>lives in Brooklyn >plays banjo in a bluegrass band This bitch is a massive faggot.
>>127109121yeah but i would definitely bury myself balls deep in her while my face was smashed in her hairy pits
i'd be her dagger dragger if you know what i mean
>>127109133Stupid simps like you should be chemically castrated, but I think even as a eunuch, you would thirsty as fuck you goddamn degenerate
Pantera - Far Beyond Driven
>>127109155lmao calm down incel
Port Royal to Black Hand Inn is the greatest streak in metal
>>127109155You don't like pussy or what?
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>>127109283>225x225get your shit together bro
>>127109295look when i found the image it said it was 1200x1200 where all the other pixels went is beyond me :^)
>>127109179me pp go hard booba make cooma haha big cooms
>>127109309I bet you also have trouble finding the missing inches of your cock you absolute fucking disaster of a human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZtEz7otkWU&list=RDFZtEz7otkWU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Warhammer-Topic
>>127109283>DUDE PUSSYwhere are the fucking riffs?
>>127109326huh wat u mean
>>127109341being a failure is quite possibly one of the higher states of metal being
>>127109352the real riffs are the ones we make along the way
>>127108941bro your Elden Ring-core?
>>127109408>oh shit is that a fucking old CASTLE?>that is sooooo Soulsborne my dood
>>127109267The greatest diaper shitstreak maybe
>>127109121The banjo part is based
>>127109501nah, if everyone is shitting themselves it's (You)
nu-males are often terrified of high T riffs after all and have to empty their bowels to lube up their ass so they can be calmed and consoled by a backdoor knock if you know what I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2_fXFNtJU&list=RDal2_fXFNtJU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=RunningWild-Topic
>>127109421>>127109526music based on video games is cringeola
>>127109666Satan is right
Trve metalheads go to the library to read books, then base lyrics off of what they read
>>127109666yes but the band STOVOKOR which is about Klingons is actually based
>RYM user complains about misogynistic themes on a wigger slam album
>>127109567>high t>stinky old diaper shiti can literally smell those geriatric riffs. more like Soiled Wild (their depends)
>>127109758I bet you don't even blast D-beat
>>127109775The D stands for diaper
>>127109012You're a retrospective incipient preponderance, you fucking guy.
>>127109801You're you fucking guy, you fucking guy.
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>>127109677The library is as unmetal as it gets. Real trve metallers spend all their neetbux and buy from Amazon.
>>127109823that sound like a weird food or so mething like that
>>127103273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSv0zmWvk1o
ripper
>>127109812You think you caught me, huh?
I'm just A fucking guy. If you wanna find THE fucking guy, you gotta go deeper.
Thank you, you fucking guys.
good morning you fucking guys
>>127109898Time to listen to Slayer.
>>127109939>off-topic>porn picsomeone go ahead and make its replacement
>>127109975Someone go ahead and get this guy a girlfriend
>>127108324i like a couple of cannabis corpse tracks