For Jade Sanma starting seats:
1st rate:
>E:32.5%
>S:31.9%
>W:35.6%

3rd rate:
>E:33.4%
>S:33.3%
>W:33.3%
I would have thought East starting seat would have an overwhelming disadvantage but it seems South is the one that gets shafted more on average, what gives?
Also nerf West