Thread 534203724

>>534107640

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registration
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>sheet
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>league questionnaire
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY

This Saturday at 19:00 UTC we will watch Mahjong Hourouki (1984) with English subs.

>>534203724 (OP)
why are rabbits so breedable

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

I wish I were as lithe and springy and as good at mahjong as a nubile kodomo again. My reaction time is slowing down so I'm already wasting seconds looking at what tile got drawn instead of instaclicking like before.

ive only been to /jong/ a few times but i think they are cute

Next time post Kaavi in the OP pic

I am indifferent to /jong/

https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko

You'll need to join the mumble in order to play, but newfags welcome

2/4

Koito big win

>>534203948
Hahi! I still appreciate the work you put into it, anon!

>>534204354
You're not supposed to instaclick, you're supposed to think about your discards. Compare top players who stream and /mjg/ looper streams with regard to turn duration and you'll see the former spending much more time thinking.

>>534203948
Torakko Yaroubros...

I'm having more fun playing against mortalbots lately...

Hugging all the jongers in this thread!

>>534205565
I take longer to discard because it bothers certain players, which increase my chance of winning through mental warfare, we are not the same

>>534205565
There's plenty of time between the 3 discards and your next to ponder your hand. Surely you're not distracted by other stuff while playing mahjong

I take a long time to discard because I have to tab back in from gooning between turns

>>534205565
But I thought you were already supposed to have decided what tiles you would keep and what to discard and when to call during other players' turns so when you draw a tile you should already know whether you want it or not

>>534206021
The bakyou changes with every discard. You also need to evaluate whether you can discard the unwanted tile or not.

"You're supposed to think about your discards" is such a monumental revelation to loopers, it's treated like a groundbreaking piece of advice.

Wehn will the IRL saki tournament happen... I want to sing up with anons and win big prizes

>>534206021
>>534206227
It's all fun and play until kamicha calls riichi and suddenly all three of your potential discards look dangerous

>>534206395
>He missed the Saki cards at summer camp

Just wanted to come into this thread and say bravo eurokeks

>>534206395
It should happen in vr so we can all attend as cute girls

>>534206545
When you come in the thread, the thread also comes in you. Kong Ming would say this.

>>534206545
They'll still try to blame everyone else even though they're the majority of the terrible posters in this thread and have always been

>>534206693
And who are you theny Miss Terasaki, if not a yuropoor?

>>534206693
this is so true

>>534206684
Y-you mean all of you are coming in me?

The great flood | Elden ring archaeology ep. 26
cynthia-7.png

>>534205565
It honestly depends on if you play IRL or not. You need to decide on what to call since there's no pauses between draw and discard.

>>534204874
3/4

>>534206693
I'll say it again if burgerkeks got banned tomorrow 90 percent if not all of /mjg/s newshit problems would vanish into thin air

My Futanari Step Sister Can't Be This Good At Mahjong

Not a single wwyd … but dozens of posts complaining … bravo Europeans

>>534207372
That won't solve the oldfag problem now, will it

>>534207094
>>534207143
jej

>>534207372
Why can't you say newfag? You've been doing this for like a year by now.

>>534207535
He's a newfag redditor who can't say "fag" because it's le homophobic

Make a good post

>>534207535
fag is endearing
When I call someone a newshit I want them dead

>>534207535
He wants attention

>>534206402
bro yuo're safe tiles?

>>534207740
All I've got are koromo images or gay miko ERP

Want to meat up at Otakon?

>>534207889
B-but I was going to make this post

I didn't get to join the crossplay table at the polandcamp because I didn't bring my miko outfit

>>534206846
Pinoy and proud

>former teammate(s) could be writing these abhorrent posts
And yet they seemed so nice in the IRC

>>534204874
full

>get home
>no rooms
Majsoul Friends Room 88899(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88899
blitz no tips with local yaku

room theme: https://youtu.be/3x9S53oUJZI

That is a fake room

>>534208361
>former teammate(s) could be writing Koito big win
Scary

KAAAA-

>>534208648
how long did you reroll for this room number?

>>534208361
Hey girl, wanna play~?

good morning koitos

Like think about it /jong/ is majority amerimutt and this place still hasn't recovered from the subhuman vtumor blow, the lowest of low iq ritual post, amae leddit was started by some subhuman from /jong/
The banigger collab also brought a few amerimutts but not in the jong scale
Erptroonism? All ameritrannies
Nametroonism? Some worthless newshit subhuman ameritranny from some shithole board saw the culture and history of the board and how we got by without nametrannying and tried to change it with a lot of effort
Think about it this is a line no newfriend has crossed in 6 years of this places existing
In the end there is no firewall against this subhumanism just mutual understanding between anons that has persisted for,again 6 years
Which is clearly something subhuman newshit amerimutt can't comprehend, always gotta attention whore lmao

>>534208648
3/4
>>534208848
no joke, it was the first room number that came up
but I admit I sometimes reroll for nicer numbers and I missed a variant of 69420 one time because I didn't notice it in time

>>534208648
full and started

>>534209092
Le.... backseatjanny post!

I'm a white hole poster but I can never EVER admit this to anyone

>>534209092
Fun fact about your post, of the 141 words in it 28 of them are buzzwords
Do better

a white hole?

>>534209790
good post

>the culture and history of the board
Sir we talk about autistic board games and post anime girls it's not that deep

>>534209092
The worst posters here are probably South(east) Asians like in the rest of the site. Repoanon being cool is an exception.

Hoe...

>>534209636
That's not true, I'm the white hole poster
I was also one of the first Amaekodomo-0 posters, the crab bucket anon, the I forgot to sign up for league 'biki anon and the >ladder anxiety anon
I'm sure there are more

It's actually quite shocking how many abhorrent posts are connected to me now that I think about it
I won't stop

>>534209092
yet you're the one of the main retards shitting up the thread day after day

a white hole?

>>534210074
Wanna play my white hole from behind...?

>chihorischizo is imagining arguments now to keep himself relevant
Some people live a sad existence

My back hurts from carrying this thread...

>trying to lay claim to "fame" for being "the one" to make posts half the thread has made
Embarrassing.

what are you famous for?

im not shameless enough to spam shitpost for 10 threads until it catches on

good thing in the sanma tourney there wont be a chihori only ponhori and kanhori

Everyone is famous in my eyes

I'm the one who posted emotes of that one character one time. Nobody else has done this, I'm le famous retard, ok?!

Me on the first day of summer camp

Keep fucking metaposting it'll surely improve the thread

>>534211135
Wafel irl

>>534211189
Le.... metametapost!
So clever and interesting!

Janny are you okay?

Chii or no chii

poko doko

>>534211645
No, this is chiitoi

>>534211645
too early to call

>>534211645
I'd skip this myself, but I can see the appeal of chii here too.

mahjong will make a cameo in john wick 5

>>534211645
Too slow, just go for le chiitoi

>>534211645
I say call it, easy chinitsu in the making.

>>534211645
I wouldn't break chiitoi 2-shanten here, the resulting block is trash and its unlikely that you will get honitsu/chinitsu

>>534208648
GG

Majsoul Friendkeks Room 56961(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56961

>>534208648
gg, thank you for joining the kanful games anons
we are back to 2/4

>>534212807
>>534212874
which way mahjong man?

>>534211819
>>534211860
>>534211964
>>534212032
>>534212090
>>534212667

I started all ritual posts

>>534212807
3/4

>>534213097
i betrayed the other room

>>534208648
>>534212874
3-
nevermind we are back to 2/4

>>534213289
Ssure, but I'll still skip. Don't really want to play the hand like that

Well yes I do have two saint accounts.

How could you tell?

>>534208648
suddenly full just after posting?
started

>>534213289
call into tanki, deal into shimo and end up 4th, sasuga mortal

>>534213651
Why does mortal want to skip here?

>>534212807
Went to 2/4 so I closed to join >>534208648
>Full
Oh no no no

Hat blitz rooms fill pretty quickly

>>534213851
Hard fold against toimen.

Why is his wall 18 tiles long?

>>534214116
nvm i'm a retard

>>534213851
The goal is to maximize chance of coming 1st. Toimen is showing 12k-18k hand and you can read his hand with the early 4s into hatsu pon 6s discard as tenpai specifically dealing in with 8s. You would be better to deal into kamicha than drop 8s here you could literally end up 4th taking that call.

>>534214090
>>534214363
nrhd...

I got my yaku stolen

I started translating the subtitles for for Mahjong Horoki, do you prefer it if it says iisou or one of bamboo?

>>534214646
I would prefer 1 sou.

>>534214646
In my humble opinion if you're translating a majaan product the only people consuming it are going to be people pretty familiar with majaan. So I say go for iisou and the like.

>>534214646
iisou

>>534214646
I prefer One of Sticks

Does anyone have the vods for L-League?

>>534214646
1 sou

>>534214779
>>534214963
I will go with this style then.

>>534214838
holy localizerchad

>summer camp
How do you guys find the time to fly to a third world country and spend weeks playing mahjong and having sex? Is everyone here unemployed?

>>534214646
Chicken tile

>>534215075
Never underestimate the power of homolust.

Trying to catch what is destined to slip away will only bring pain to your heart, nothing more.

Majsoul Friends Room 71689(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71689

Room Theme: https://youtu.be/rLyvtagUiMw

>>534215075
I'm a neet ( I didn't admit this during summer camp )

>>534215075
You underestimate anon's desire for gay sex

>>534215075
Ever heard of holidays?

>>534214646
To clarify this post, this anon is translating Mahjong Hourouki 2020, not Mahjong Hourouki 1984.

>>534209092
This but I also like cheeseburgers

>>534215075
Poland is SECOND WORLD, NOT THIRD!
SECOND!!!!
it's EX-COMMUNIST
Part of the WARSAW PACT
Warsaw, POLAND!!!
HELLO????

>>534203724 (OP)
I cant believe I am this late in the thread to say it but

HOLY BUNNY SEXO

You guys sure are taking this summer camp joke pretty far. I can almost believe that it's actually real.

>>534215075
Keeping track of people who went on trips, and stayed home, and went to bed "early"
I can confirm atleast 6 anons had sex

>>534215814
I thought anons here were 'game of pretend haha funny online' gay, not actual raging homosexuals

>>534215176
Still 2/4...

>>534214646
Even though I remember the chink numbers, I think 1-sou etc. would be the best, but do what you want as long as you don't call them bams and cracks

I was at the summer camp, what do you want to know?

>>534215968
You seriously thought a bunch of grown men in a niche hobby were pretending to be gay for laughs?

>>534216082
Nothing, after what I heard the last thing I want is any details

>>534216082
How easy would it be to slit an anon's throat while he sleeps?

>>534216082
Did you go swimming?

>>534216175
...Yes?

>>534216082
list of attendees
events
number of police raids because you retards can never behave

>>534216082
How did you decide who was in the barrel on what day?

>>534215176
3/4 now, waiting on (You).

>>534216347
One of the events involved multiple anons getting naked, together

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FORGOT TO SING UP FOR THE ORGAN HARVESTING MAHJONG SHIRT CAMP AT AUSCHWITZ-BIRKENAU!!!

Someone forgot to douche at the summer camp and the entire room smelled like actual shit

>>534216347
>names
Day trip to Auschwitz and drawing swastikas in secret
one but it was for the neighbors

>>534208648
GG, thanks for the games!

>>534208648
gg, thank you for joining anon
we are back to 3/4

>>534208648
started

Aru is such a bimbo, she saids ron, yakumen, even though its a 2k hand.

Panda has a cute face!

Are has fucked a hyaku men.

>>534216082
Did a miko really dress up and "purify" everyone?

>>534208648
woa gyarus ass is huge

>>534218621
And I'll NEVER get to shoot my goo all over it...

>>534216082
Who died and how did it happen?

>>534219019
Its only 4000yen a night, go to shibuya

>>534219442
Whatever hex-code this color is skin is it's perfect.

My flesh is racked with sin...

>>534219442
>those sweatdrops
muh dick

>>534220539
If I was a transformer I would transform into a pink vespa and let JKs sit on me with their bare asses all day long.

>>534220539
Do girls really just have their bare butts out under skirts??? Or is this just creative liberty taken with anime/porn.

>>534221432
It’s an edit

>>534221432
She's wearing panties?

>spectate my friend in Bronze tonpuu while he advances from Novice to Adeptt
>its full of Adept 2-3 niggers

>>534221432
They're all really wearing spats, it's an unfortunate reality...

>>534220650
Sword...

>>534208648
gg, thanks for the fun game
i keep forgetting its no tips

>>534221579
>tonpuu

>>534208648
ggs, thank you very much for the fun room

>>534208648
ggs, thank you for joining the fun games, time to sleep now
>>534218621
that was my first thought as well
I wanted to see what it would look like in a mangan cut-in but all of my big hands were killed so it didn't happen
maybe next time

>>534208648
gg

>>534215176
bullshit games

>>534215176
GGs

>>534215176
ggs, thank you for the games

>>534215176
ggs nya, fun games

>>534221504
Just because I can't see her chocolate starfish doesn't mean 99% of her ass isn't out.

why didn't they do it

>>534222429
They feared her

>>534222429
Imagine the semen slurping

Should I watch My Melody & Kuromi (2025)?

To me it's kind of incredible that you can look up the most deranged fetish the human mind can possibly come up with and it will have at least one picture with mahjong soul characters.

>>534222946
nakadashi

>>534222946
You cannot find balljob or dickless futa mjs images.

>>534222946
It wasn't always like that

>>534222946
I'm sorry anon

>>534222946
You're welcome

>>534223282
???

>>534223282
Finally a good collab

>>534223282
Ai Gen image

>>534223282
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1885885856105525608
HOLY SHIT

>>534223282
What the fuck it's real?

>>534223552
Wouldn't be surprised if they reran this slop again

>>534221662
What would Yuzu play? Forest fairy, rune witch or neutral goblin?

>>534223714
Goblin deez nuts lmao

>>534223692
I hope so, I still need to roll Sakura.

>>534223714
nothing because the game is too bad even for her

>>534223794
>rolling for wormslut
yikes

>>534223692
I still remember the cope that cups will get a rerun

>>534204468
seconded

>>534222946
That's not fair there are fate, BA, and im@s characters that are technically mjs characters now.

>>534223929
Goddamn worst korea

>>534223937
>fate, BA, and im@s
so when will we get a good collab again?

>>534223934
peroperoperoperoperoperopero

>hate yuzu's voice and personality
>yuzu players I encounter in ranked always emote a lot
I'm so conflicted on this character

>>534223857
I love evil women.
I love used goods.
I love fat bitches.
I love Sakura.
Simple as.

SEX
RABBIT

https://x.com/SamuraiLate/status/1953037857423053005/photo/1
I see the latest Shinohayu chapter inspired some fanarts

>>534224110
there is no need for conflict, the fact she is annoying and stupid is her appeal

>>534224119
>I love fat bitches.
She's not fat enough.

>>534224382
rapebait

>>534224101
>good collabs
kakek
kaguya
code geass
prillya
ba
im@s
fate
>bad collabs
hat
saki
akagi

>>534224331
this is top 3 worst things ive ever seen

>534224463
(You)

>>534224463
(You)

>good collabs
ba
>bad collabs
the rest

>list of good things
Bad thing

>list of bad things
Good thing

>>534224741
ANGRY REPLY

>>534224701
The artist, and me, just cant get enough of sweaty hoshino pits

>good collabs
never
>bad collabs
always

>>534224331
one of the best things I've ever seen

>>534222946
>no moral degradation
>no queen of spades
meh

I can do 20 pull ups in one go now. Mahjong.

absinthe tastes like shit but i like it
i can't believe i couldn't get nadeshiko on her rate up

>>534225185
yo that is pretty good anon nice, im perma stuck at 10 (with good form though)

not mahjong

>>534225185
A drawfag friend of mine was boasting about this very same thing a few hours ago.
Is that you?

>>534225310
only east germans and poles drink absinthe

>>534225185
It's time to get into indoor/outdoor climbing!

good collab?
le..shirokofox!

>>534225846
good post

>>534223640
I came

>>534225846
I want to make a marriage proposal to her but in a vaguely threatening way so she's afraid to refuse.

>>534224463
>hat collab was just some chink mascot
>saki collab was ruined by the art design
>akagi collab was just two males
They were indeed bad collabs compared to the others.

Why does no one ever pick this stinky neet?

>>534225525
No, I haven't made a single piece of OC in my whole life

>>534226257
Hatlet hands wrote this post

>>534203724 (OP)
Reerushu Vui Buritania no mese. Sekai wa, WAARGAGNI SHITAGAE

>>534225185
A chin up is not a pullup

>>534226485
Did Code Geass ever address how the Greass would work if someone didn't understand Japanese?

I hate yourjong

>>534226279
I play him sometimes

>>534226612
Anon, everyone was speaking Engrish in-universe. This is one of the first things we learn.

>>534226556
Those were wide grip pull ups

I never watched code geass

>>534226743
Okay well did it ever address how the Geass would work if someone didn't understand English?

Rerun hat NOW

>>534226854
Everyone understands English because England conquered everything that's worth conquering.

>>534226832
It's one of my favorites. I've watched it 4 or 5 times already

>>534226975
Can you answer the question I asked?

>>534227071
You are asking a question that has no answer because it's an impossible scenario. It's the "What happens if two players pon the same tile?" but Code Geass.

>>534226975
God bless

>>534227071
That is the answer

I read The Seven Geases instead.

just went to my dentist for general cleaning for $9!

>>534227071
Are you one of those speedwatchers who missed half of the story or something

>>534227531
No, it's been a very long time since I watched it. Also I didn't even like it that much in the first place so I've forgotten a lot.

>>534204874
good game

>>534204874
Thanks for the games!

>>534204874
I managed to cheat during this autokoko

>>534227336
What happens if two anons pon at the same time?

>>534228073
At summer camp we tongue kissed and whoever said uncle first had to give it up

>>534228073
One of them is a dekinai and can't read manzu. Speaking of, it's been a while since anyone bitched about manzu.

I miko poster the other day as a joke for the first time and i still feel beyond shamed.

can i redo my sing up free space i got a better idea for it

Love Live collab doko

I'm a shitpost accelerationist
Burn it all down, to the roots

>>534228817
is that franchise even alive anymore

I've beat the loop. In >sanma.
Now I'm ready for the >sanma tourney.

>>534228885
They had an anime last year, no idea about anything more since I only care about the og cast

>>534228556
Keep going and the shame will start to become arousing~

>>534228885
>>534229183
Superstar was pretty good.

erp trannies should just kill themselves already

>>534229098
Come back here you bitch! Derank NOW

I am starting up the Dork Gathering stream in 5 minutes, at the usual spookloli cytube.
Incestkino & Taisen vs giant sperm today

>>534228267
They all use training wheels now

Is there a completed hand, where there's multiple scorings possible, and the lesser han hand is worth the most?

>>534230226
Hmmmmmm nyo.

v
ʌ
v
▯▯▯▯▯

<><
北
▯▯▯▯▯___
ʌ ' | pei!! |
v |_____|
^
____________
v _______
ʌ |Roe-n! |
v .|______|
▯▯▯▯▯

<><
北
▯▯▯▯▯
ʌ
v
^
____________
__________
| chankan |
v | nomi |
ʌ | on pei nya |
v .|__________|
▯▯▯▯▯

<><
北
▯▯▯▯▯
ʌ .________
v |you betta |
^ |be kidding |
|me |
|________|
____________
_________
| continued |
| on |
| episode 2 |
|_________ |
____________

>he found the relevant emote
janny bros...

>>534230515
true and real

>>534230142
You could've just said eurokeks

Gooned to minecraft mods

>>534230789
why?

>>534230785
You could have been aborted, but sadly your mother decided wrong

Come on and jong with me

Majsoul Followers Room 72438(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_twbM0l408

>>534230515
i get the joke
the ><> represents sanma, the fish

>>534231418
how did you take a picture of my PoV?

>>534231418
She's taking those stockings off so I can put them in my mouth.

>>534230515
winning on pei doesn't count as chankan

>>534231418
>black stockings

>>534231418
Is Frank's game just porn or what?

>>534231735
Whatever you do do not play the summer event's visual novel.

>>534231820
Don't worry, I won't

How would you advance with this hand, considering shimocha's call and discard pool?
I'm not looking for a singular discard here but more of a general strategy plan

>>534230515
sou desune...

I finished 1/8th of the translations of Mahjong Horoki, I seriously underestimated how much harder it is to translate rather than just understand. Maybe some anon with english as his mothertongue can look over it? Improve flow if needed?

>>534231964
this is itsu potential, but shimo might be into honitsu so be careful

>>534231304
still up!

>>534231964
5m if he calls it then start folding

>>534231304
we 2/4 now!
let's have fun~! :D

>>534231304
we 3/4!
last one nyagger!

>>534232189
English is my first language and I have education related to the finer details. I'm down to help out so long as you have a good way to organize it.

>>534231304
>>534232864
still waiting for S2...

>>534231304
FULL AND GO

...

>>534232191
Ittsu in souzu? I wasn't a fan of this because it'd require dropping the manzu tiles. Even if they don't deal in, my hand is terribly slow and they most likely advance shimocha's hand, and that sucks as I'm the oya.
The copebots wished to cut 89s. I went with 2s without really knowing what to do immediately - the plan was to see if I can get the green light to dump some of the manzu and find tenpai somehow.

>>534232705
5m incidentally deals into hatsu chun honitsu there already. I'd rather not even give him a call since I pay double for tsumo

>>534233497
The birth of a FOChad

>>534233497
фX-1iWpQmFOLaF2fTф

>>534233497
Just win the next one

absolute state of m1 matches

>>534232864
Is this the surprisingly ecchi one for modern times?

Mahjong but the uma is a musume

>>534235223
umapyoi! umapyoi!

mahjong but i get uma for soulful (retarded) plays

akagi_rice_shower.gif

>>534235708
Just make another RP tourney.

>>534235510
So true sheentia chan! Let me ride you like a horse as well!

Will a prolonged exposure to mahjong increase or decrease my IQ?

>>534228885
I think they still pump out new generations but I don’t know who cares

>>534236079
It will decrease then loop back all the way to be high

>>534235978
Noooo I don't wanna go to another love hotel

>>534236550
sheentiakeks...

>>534235978
>>534236550
stop, that story hurts

>>534236550
I'll tell Joseph you're being a bad girl.

>>534231304
gege

>>534231304
GG

>>534231304
gg. sex with mitama

>>534231304
gg

>>534233428
I would just give you the pastebin maybe? If you have a better idea I am open to it

Draw your last pathetic tile

>>534238309
I guess that work, I'll upload my own after I look at it and make whatever changes I make. (I'll list them too just in case you disagree with anything)

>>534238338
rinshan
dora 12
kazoe yakuman

>>534238573
Do you want to wait until I have everything done and do it in one go or want me to split it up as I translate? I am up to line 200 out of 1500

>>534238338
oh yeah? I drew the pot of greed! It allows me to draw two cards from my deck

>>534238676
Your kan?

>>534238956
Hmmmmmmm what do you think the ETA is for when you'd have the whole thing done? I have a meme job so I have ample freetime but I'm usually busy on the weekends and away from my computer. I guess I'd personally prefer to do it all at once, but if you have any reason/preference for doing it in chunks that's totally cool with me.

I just printed Hello World! in Godot.

*hic*

>>534239173
Probably around saturday/sunday depending on my motivation, I honestly dont care I just thought it might be easier to you to do chunks instead of all 1500 eyes

>>534239201
tits should be bigger

>>534239263
Let's just do chunks then. Sometimes I might be away from the computer so just include the movie title in any posts you make with a pastebin and I'll check the archives if I'm ever gone for like a day. I'll do the same when I post mine.

>>534239263
I cant even write anymore, I guess I should stop for today, reading japanese, writing english and speaking another language really fucks with my brain

>>534233428
>finer details
anon went to majan state university?

>>534238338
Tsumo nomi.

test

estro

gen

>>534239992
I don't know why I obfuscated like an autist. I just have a language degree.

>>534240221
>>534233428
You post like an ESL

>>534240153
what did you get banned for

>>534240221
So you think you can English harder than me now? The wordle champion?

>>534240705
Nothing. Sometimes I just make pointless posts to derail the thread a little.

Dutch > German >>>>>>>>>>> English

For me it's French

>>534241030
Niederländisch ist Deutsch für Besoffene & Schwarze

>>534239184
I'm testing stuff on Godot and is actually pretty nice, I'll make a mahjong island horror survival game

>>534240651
4chan is not srs bsns
>>534240764
Probably not. If you or anybody else would rather look at the stuff then you can go for it.

>>534241124
>4chan is not srs bsns
I'LL KILL YOU

>>534241030
Dutch ist püpü pipi

Neger

El señor mahjongo

>>534241672
Sheep would never say that

>>534233497
literally me..

3 Kingdoms stream in 5 minutes at cytube /r/gentlemenofthekan

We just left off with Guan Yu's and Lu Meng's death.

Whats your favorite emote?
This ones mine

>>534242614
>missed all the good parts
Can I get the link to where the episodes are hosted instead?

Push?

>>534242984
Fuck no.

>>534242934
there is torrent for it up on nyaa

>>534242984
yeah, he's probably aiming for 258m

>>534242984
Nyo, East 1, rounds almost over, just fold.

>>534242984
No it’s bad flow to deal in like this for a cheap hand in east 1

>>534242984
it's a +EV deal in sir

>>534242984
Sir, it's a Yuzu.

>>534243106
>>534243141
>>534243153
>>534243156
>>534243273
>>534243356
It's just a one chance terminal dora, very pushable. I did think about pushing but ended up not feeling it and instead playing it very safe.

I don't wanna play ranked today.

>>534242934
I only host up to 6 episodes at a time due to how I jury-rigged the free hosting. Just download the torrent off of nyaa if you want to catch up

>>534244082
Play ranked with me

>>534244000
>It's just a one chance terminal dora, very pushable.
This is exacly what I'd think while setting up my dora tanki wait as the nyagger.

>>534244417
that too

>>534230242
>check stream
>ended already

>>534244395
That's illegal

I would actually play ranked if it was all /mjg/ anons

>>534244509
We always end at 0 UTC

>>534244812
Make it longer for me.

one more, WWYD here and why?

>>534245136
Chiitoi hand.

>>534245136
2s muh suji defence + shiitoi mawashi

>>534245136
fold, starting with 9s, if you get insanely lucky draws maybe go for chiitou but never discard the 3p,5p

>>534245136
drop 9. We don't need that for 7 pairs. We could even go for twice pure double sequence.

>>534245136
this is early pinzu wait, likely 258p so push til you can't

>>534244168
What site do you use? Anonfiles?

And when Squidward looked at the camera, he had hyper realistic eyes!

>>534242984
No
>>534245136
9s for safety against oya riichi

>>534245136
9s and waiting to see how the hand evolves

how true is this?

>>534245207
>>534245415
>>534245681
You are aware we're up against two riichis, yes?

>>534245136
4m naka suji seems better than 2s and killing a normal hand and it's 2 safe discards instead of 1 if you fold, I'm not pushing chiitoi against 2 riichis

>>534245706
He's right.

>>534245749
Hand is good, I'm pooshin

>>534245749
Never tell me the odds.

>>534245803
you are just being tsundere

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>>534245706
>>534245803
Girls smell nice.

>>534245207
>>534245327
>>534245336
>>534245415
>>534245479
>>534245589
>>534245681
>>534245753
Not the best position, there's a 4th place riichi and an oya riichi that I need to consider and dealing into either can be very disastrous with these scores.
Usually prioritizing oya genbutsu is the correct choice in cases like these, so I ended up falling back on that with the 9s discard, knowing it's at least guaranteed safe against one.
There was also the 4m nakasuji option as well as the 2s suji option. The 4m looked appealing otherwise, but oya's 7m riichi declaration made me hesitate about it. It's also not genbutsu.
The 2s, while suji for both, didn't seem like the best option in this spot.

Copebot noise attached as usual if you're curious. MAKA and schizosnek (gray bar) like 4m, Mortal and balanced snek (purple bar) like 9s.

>>534245916
>>534245962
I respect that. I guess 9s keeps it alive regardless, so the angle is still there

surely a third bot will get me to Saint

>>534247383
Out of all of the copebots I like NAGA the most but ymmv

>>534247383
Might need a fourth one if this keeps up desu, will add bigcoach to the rotation

Please post moonbunny lewds she makes me very horny

where's the luckyj copebot, I need a bot who can understand my genius plays

Some of you need to chill. Make a room.

>>534247452
shame it's so expensive to use on mjs, would need to play on tenhou instead

>>534247459
>chinese cheat bot based on mortal with akochan haphazardly attached
>>534247534
雀ウイッシュ has LuckyJ iirc

>>534247719
i'm cooooooping

>>534247478
https://mjgbooru.com/posts/query=kaguyahime%20

>make a room
I-I'm a little bu-HAAAAHN-busy for that right n-nowwwww surely you can play SanmaaAAAAHN~

queue for memesura

>run my game through 6 copebots
>they all disagree with my deal-in
i'm not cut out for this game

>>534248240
>all bots disagree with me
>but my play clearly won me the hanchan
I'm just built different

>>534248181
yeeeess sawako "mina san""" kitami

This but banana in a swimsuit. Second mjs character I've nutted to the most is probably Roger.

>>534242854
And I'll never get to use it. 3/10 LNs

q

>>534242854
nothing beats the kani

Q'ing for memesura

Just woke up, can someone post the sanma sing ups

odds singup and grinch
evens don't sign up
0 singup and play

>>534248834
It's in op like always?

2/4 q!

3/4! Q!

>>534239494
https://pastebin.com/nwyWdQd7

here is the first chunk, be aware that the *words* are written like that not because I couldnt find the right translation but because it was also in quotations in the original jp script

started

>>534248949
You ditsy bimbo, present it to my straight, I'm too busy to scroll.

>>534249291
Nice, I'll post when I'm all done going through.

WWYD?

>>534248018
Those cant be all right? The OP one for example isnt in it, and that one is the most lust inducing

I don't want to eat the broccoli
Yameeeeetteeeeee!

>>534250213
0m

>>534250213
the client

>>534250213
wind > 1s > 9p

>>534250213
1s

>>534250213
1s, just get it over with

>>534250213
pay for the desktop version already

>>534250269
its good for you

>>534250607
and to explain - agari toppu, 4s acceptance overlap and I don't need to go all in so I'd rather keep pei as a safe

Friend of my friend is my enemy, feel the justice of the red panda squad!

>>534250930
baka kuma
bakuma

>>534250213
I wish MJS tiles also had that slight 3D feel to them.

>>534250354
>>534250389
>>534250401
>>534250556
>>534250607
>>534250654
>>534250852
>>534251092
WROOOOOONG
Obviously, you should cut 7s and begin folding your shitty hand from turn 1. The fact that toimen can overtake you with mangan tsumo is a negligible possibility; everyone is so close in scores that both toimen and shimocha will accept their placement by winning a quick and cheap hand.

>>534251147
Hence 0m is correct

>>534251147
I see. I don't really get why 7s specifically but

Ever since I started taking medication and working out I feel less inclined to shitpost in the thread.

>>534251330
Still wrong, because 0m makes it too obvious you're folding, allowing toimen to push freely for their mangan. By cutting from the suit you have the most tiles of, you can pretend to be going for honitsu.

>>534251416
My meds make me want to not play mahjong

Here is a much simpler question. Toimen has discarded your winning tile. WWYD?

>>534251837
uh... ron?

>>534251837
ron?

>>534249291
>>534249843
Hey this went really quickly, I kind of expected this but it's basically perfectly fine from where I'm standing (obviously I don't have the script myself). The only things I found was one actual typo, one thing I wasn't sure of, and one extremely minuscule nitpick. I won't upload a Pastebin since two of the things are just suggestions and the typo is a quick fix. Numbers included so you can find them easier.

>49 - "exhilirating" should be "exhilarating"
>72 - I don't have the original script obviously but is there any chance this is "What year are we in?", "What year are you in?" sounds odd so I just want to double check.
>108 - Maybe do "Akagi Shigeru" if you're going to do "Washizu Iwao" but this is basically minuscule.

Like I said though, everything else reads totally more than fine to me from just this.

>>534251943
>>534252101
Busting out your opponent with riichi pinfu ittsuu would make them feel really sad, and that's bad karma. You should skip ron and give them a chance to escape 4th place in all last. When they review the logs later, they will thank you internally, subconsciously improving your flow.
This is one of the secrets to LuckyJ's luck.

>>534252338
Alright. Thats the last straw, fucker.

>>534252338
LuckyJ being DC'd and tenhou not having autoron on DC makes more sense to me

>>534252185
the original is
いや あんたこそ
いつの話ししてんだ?

and the context is that Tetsuya still thinks they are in the 60s/70s , so "what year do you think you are in" would probably be the best translation, thanks

>>534251147
sorry, I'm trained in the arts of the crab.

>>534253097
the crab is trained on the records of weak and stupid humans before reinforcement learning, infecting it with suboptimal habits
luckyj has essentially been locked in a room playing against itself and only itself for millions of years to achieve mathematical mahjong perfection, completely unexploitable by any technique or playstyle

Actually played sanma. This sucks.

Panda has a stupid face.

YOU have a stupid face, bitch-haw.

cookies and cream is actually a good flavor

What does it say about me that 2dchinese pussy instantly turns me on

my cute and stupid panda wife!

>>534255286
you're a weeb gweilo

>>534255286
you only like it cos they dont look chinese at all

>>534255692
please stop hitting me, koiti-sama!

>>534255632
I mean yeah thats why I said 2d

>>534255692
I miss those streams

>>534255692
cant' you make them more girly looking?

>>534230515
>Roe-n!

>>534255632
https://x.com/mo11yshen/status/1938388777988174174

Sorry lil vro but chinese women are hot.

>>534258558
ZAMN burgers look like that?!

>>534258558
hot canadian girl

>>534258558
>6ft long cock
>9in wide
im in love

Majsoul Friends Room 74239(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74239

blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 5s

>sloppa
>blitz
nyo

>>534260092
gay faggot
>>534259926
2/4

>>534259926
3/4

>>534209092
Lmao imagine thinking you're preserving 'culture' by screeching about amerimutts like it's 2021. You sound like a vtumor refugee trying to cosplay as oldfag /qa/. The only thing you've preserved is your own irrelevance.

>>534259926
started

I only watch male vtubers

hina-ichigo... hina-ichigo stopped moving...

SCRIMBLOOOOOO

>>534262083
You don't need them, only us.

>>534261620
Buffet time!