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7/10/2025, 2:16:11 AM
>living in colorado a few years ago
>day after easter
>local walmart has spiral cut hams on sale
>15lbs of meat for like $5.99
>"fuck it why not"
>buy ham, take home, bake in oven, cut meat off bone and store in fridge
>eat on-sale ham for the next 3 days straight, mixed with other food obviously
>have fairly uncomfortable shit midway through night 3 but chalk it up to how much I drank that day
>morning of day 4
>sudden horrific stomach pain after breakfast (ham and egg burrito)
>sprint to toilet and damn near break the bowl with how hard I'm shitting
>takes me an hour just to stop feeling like more is going to come out
>finish, dazed and feeling like I just gave birth out my ass
>pass out on my bed for the next 16 hours, broken up by waking up and punishing my toilet 3-4 times
>day 5: full blown fever and food poisoning, can barely muster the strength to get out of bed to shit my brains out
>day 6: still feverish and bedridden, can barely keep water down, haven't eaten anything in almost 3 days
>isthistheend.mov
>make a pilgrimage to the same walmart for pedialyte and cold packs, nearly pass out in the middle of the store
>day 7: have to reschedule a job interview because I'm still puking and shitting constantly
>never get a call back
>day 8: the storm hasn't really passed, but dying of hunger at this point and tired of shitting water and rabbit pellets so I force myself to eat a bowl of oatmeal
>day 9: finally wake up feeling better, take ham out of fridge, dig a hole in the yard, and set it on fire to send this demon back to hell where it belongs
I haven't bought meat or dairy products from walmart since
>day after easter
>local walmart has spiral cut hams on sale
>15lbs of meat for like $5.99
>"fuck it why not"
>buy ham, take home, bake in oven, cut meat off bone and store in fridge
>eat on-sale ham for the next 3 days straight, mixed with other food obviously
>have fairly uncomfortable shit midway through night 3 but chalk it up to how much I drank that day
>morning of day 4
>sudden horrific stomach pain after breakfast (ham and egg burrito)
>sprint to toilet and damn near break the bowl with how hard I'm shitting
>takes me an hour just to stop feeling like more is going to come out
>finish, dazed and feeling like I just gave birth out my ass
>pass out on my bed for the next 16 hours, broken up by waking up and punishing my toilet 3-4 times
>day 5: full blown fever and food poisoning, can barely muster the strength to get out of bed to shit my brains out
>day 6: still feverish and bedridden, can barely keep water down, haven't eaten anything in almost 3 days
>isthistheend.mov
>make a pilgrimage to the same walmart for pedialyte and cold packs, nearly pass out in the middle of the store
>day 7: have to reschedule a job interview because I'm still puking and shitting constantly
>never get a call back
>day 8: the storm hasn't really passed, but dying of hunger at this point and tired of shitting water and rabbit pellets so I force myself to eat a bowl of oatmeal
>day 9: finally wake up feeling better, take ham out of fridge, dig a hole in the yard, and set it on fire to send this demon back to hell where it belongs
I haven't bought meat or dairy products from walmart since
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