once made friends with this younger Scottish lad who was sound as anything, just the most likeable guy, few drinks in, he's going on about when we were younger, did we post on 4chan, says he was a massive /b/tard, knows all the old jokes, we have a laugh

now he's a high-flying lawyer, in London. he might even be 30 by now. just going around solving crimes and that. i know the socially responsible thing to do is dig up his entire internet life and compile a blackmail dossier, but i just can't do it lads. even for the crime of making me feel ancient, he was just a lovely guy.