Thread 81688218

Louis Theroux edition

pill me on flopping ya massive british schlong out to reveal all the cards and see if the pieces fit
and this sentence explaining it

what spell do i need to cast to enter the biological realm?

Wait are post-400 anxiety lad and eugenics lad the same person?

mate i'm not gonna learn it

>>81688215
I'm not the original longhair boi but I am the one who called you gay
I don't do that shit I just towel off the worst of it then let it dry naturally. I don't give a shit if it gets my shirt or jumper wet

>>81688244
I don't. I've never once made a new thread.
>>81688234
No.

Wait are dollymong and spam mong the same person?

Lets talk about our hair girls xx

>>81688251
Nah. They are actually enemies. Dolly Mong is Broadbridge. Spam Mong is Shippy.

killmekillmekillmekillmekill.ekillemkillennejill

>>81688257
Dolly mong is shippy. Spam mong is LSFPL.

Who was sexy kev poster?

beautiful day outside
hope you lads are making the most of it

sitting in the attic and wanking my cock, thanks for asking

A bizarre looking man spotted at a FUKKEN PAKIS! protest in Nottingham is taking social media by storm! Fans can't stop talking about his strange appearance

>It was a sunny day in the middle of summer, UV levels in the UK were near an all time high. I asked anon why his face was covered in a white cream, he told me that he needed to 'slather SPF50 all over himself' to protect himself from UV radiation, he was incredibly anxious. I told him that the UV levels in the UK are quite mild compared to continental Europe and our weather meant such days were rare anyway. He went on and on about premature aging and claimed it was obvious I never used SPF50 as I looked like a 'wrinkled old prune'.

>Before I left, I offered him some Vitamin D supplments, seeing as he avoids the sun so much, but he claimed he didn't need any 'Vitamin Dickhead'

>>81688282
there was a few of us

>>81688284
i'm working right now mate

>>81688284
will be off out soon

>>81688296
and senor benis?

>>81688284
Grim and gray up norf not exactly beautiful.

>>81688305
there was only one, i miss his poems

>>81688297
Same. Wfh innit? Bit of a doss, but would still rather be free to do my own thing. Had a cheeky wank earlier though to some 2B porn.

>>81688305
Mad to think the senor benis guy moved on with his life and he's probably a total normie now with a wife and kids etc.

>>81688322
yeah i got lunch soon if i fancy the wank
not fully dossing, i like my work to some extent and unfortunately people need me, but nice to shitpost on the side and have random videos to side-eye aye

I genuinely fucking love overcast days. I love when the sky is one continuous shade of luminous white-grey. I get that it's an odd preference, but it really is my all time favourite weather.

>>81688328
Yep, that's how it goes. Not full on dossmode, still need to fire off some emails, check some things etc. but glad to have my own laptop on the side to entertain me.

You'll go to bed one night, cheeky grin on your face thinking of all the posts you'll be making on britfeel the next day and you won't be able to post or view the site without a VPN and pass.

>>81688329
Think when the sun's out there's a pressure to be doing things and making the most of it, can't just chill out.

>>81688334
Mad that mongs still believe this

>>81688334
I'm not convinced anything will happen. It might, or it might not. Theses days you just can't tell until it happens (or doesn't).

>>81688333
lush living init, at least when it comes to how shit work is for most

>>81688329
I hate bright overcast, but love dark overcast

right, off out. i dont want to waste the whole day inside

SSM Update
https://voca.ro/1erTurhVxUgB

>>81688396
Bloody hell mark have you gone and flogged it again! thought you was going to give it another go lid.

>>81688396
Alright DVDlad

>>81688396
why are you doing an Irish accent mark?

If you go into britfeel today
You'll see lots of LARPs and lies
If you go into britfeel today
You'll see all the same replies

For every mong that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the dolly mongs post their gimmicks

Gimmick time for dolly mongs
The little dolly mongs are having a lovely time today
Watch them posting unawares
And see them gimmick post the entire day

See them gaily post about
They love to LARP and shout
They never have any friends
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little dolly mongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXz0KCXvA5Q

Lollers is balding

>>81688407
Haha was going to say DVDlad is that you.

Charity guy comes to the door, I try the old I'm not working so don't have any money to donate. He started talking again, so chucked in the ole I've just been diagnosed with MS so am unable to donate any time either, sorry.

>>81688428
You know you don't need to give any reason at all, right lad? You can just say 'no thanks' and close the door. Heck you don't even have to say 'no thanks', just close the door in his face and lock it, he'll get the message.

>>81688432
I don't like being rude, desu.

>>81688421
>If you go into britfeel today
>You'll see all the same replies
>For every mong that ever there was will gather there for certain
>Because today's the day the dolly mongs post their gimmicks
Calling it already, post of the thread kek

>>81688437
I just start closing the door and say sorry I can't. Don't want to be rude either but they're being rude by disturbing me to beg.

new thread is off to a good start I'd say

>>81688437
Personally I find it the height of rudeness to disturb me to ask for money for some random bollocks nobody gives a fuck about. Saying 'no, take my address off your list' and then closing the door seems pretty neutral all things considered imo.

>get knock on the door
>it's a guy canvassing for Labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HqMhawRDGg

>>81688437
So instead you hit him with a massive fucking curveball of "btw im basically terminal" to make him feel like shit for asking?
Closing the door is less rude

>>81688058
>poor knowledge of lore
My mistake, it's the 10th. Just had to go back into the lorechives and double check your deleted poLICE subject access request post.

>>81688468
I understand what you are saying, I'll lead with that in the future.

plans for today? have a wank

>>81688467
>"Labour can fuck off. Labour have fucked this country right up! Fuck off, go on fuck off! Fucking Labour all they've done to this country, all they're for is fucking muslims and all this shit! That's all they want in this country. This country's fucked! You fucking lot, go on fuck off! Fucking Labour scum!

>>81688480
playing my switch 2

>>81688476
No just "sorry mate im not interested, have a good one" and shut the door.
If you said something like that to me I'd feel like shit for fucking days.

>>81688488
If you believe any other politician or political party is better than the others, then you have no right to call yourself a giga chad.

>>81688499
Soz not soz, that's just me, can't just say nah, I believe there must be an explanation as to why not.

>>81688502
I don't. All parties are worthless scum and will continue to fuck the country.

>>81688339
kiwi farms, torrent sites and download sites blocked in the UK say you're wrong and it's coming to 4chan soon.

>>81688339
It's happening, and posters like you will feel it the hardest.

Realistically can the government ban VPNs? Even in China they don't give a fuck if you use a VPN as long as you're not doing anything heinous.

Got very strong pre-July 25th anxiety, lads.

>>81688532
They were trying to do something like that ~5 years ago, whinging about safety and VPN's, but I think they got lobbied to fuck and backed down.

>>81688532
>Realistically can the government ban VPNs?
Not really no, as this would essentially mean cutting off the entire internet because you can never tell if any individual connection is to a VPN and VPNs can be set up internationally very quickly so there's literally on way for the government to be dynamic enough to verify and then ban/allow each new connection across the entire country.

But hey, never put it past the UK government to try and implement the most draconian policies possible!

>>81688536
You can't force that day to come early anon. It's either KYS or wait.

if the yookay can block kiwi farms they can block 4chan are you ready lads?

>>81688552
Honestly I would probably be more productive if I couldn't post here easily.

>Bob Vylans career will take of-ACK
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz09y1r1y1ro

>>81688536
will 4chan be blocked on the 25th then?

>>81688552
They didn't block kiwi farms you utter mong.

>>81688514
>Kiwi farms
Not blocked
>Torrent and download sites
Blocked by court order because it harmed businesses

You are a mong
>>81688523
So are you

What's the 25th? Does new legislation come in then?

>>81688552
They didn't block kiwi farms, KF intentionally restricted access to UK IPs because they could potentially be sued/shut down through government lawfare prosecutions if UK IPs access their site.

It's part of what makes the UK form of totalitarianism so insidious. They rarely actually put the boot on peoples' necks themselves. Instead they simply write laws that compel others to act in totalitarian ways as a form of compliance and then threaten punitive legal action against them if they don't comply.

won't belong until 4chan joins the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_websites_blocked_in_the_United_Kingdom

>>81688557
Ultimately the guy doesn't need to do a minor festival like that anymore. He can sell out venues on his own now.

>>81688509
Well then just accept what you are doing is 100 times worse.

>>81688565
>Not blocked
It is blocked on UK IPs. I just tried it now. Mong.

>>81688571
>Well then just accept what you are doing is 100 times worse.
S'not.

N n no kiwi farms w wasn't blocked they blocked us. Still blocked.

>>81688569
Corr thats a nice handy list of pirate sites

>>81688575
Maybe you should read what it actually says you spastic. If you can read.

>>81688557
Kikes working around the clock to make sure this guy is dead and buried. Probably be dead in a ditch by the end of the year.
The one thing the establishment fears the most and the reason their is so much uproar over this is because of waining support for Zionism, when the boomers all die out and longer time passes less and less support there will be less interest for the cause. Its already happening now as we speak.

>>81688597
NTA but he is correct. You are the mong here.

>>81688570
NTA but a lot of venues simply won't want to do business with him. The controversy wouldn't be worth it. He'll be stuck doing small as shit venues for hardcore crowds.

I can hear a little yapping dog constantly barking all day when I open my window. Might soak a doughnut in antifreeze and feed it to the fucker

>>81688610
He's only correct if you use the literal meaning and not what is implied. The implication is that the government has blocked kiwi farms. They haven't, and won't. 4chan will neither block the UK to make a retarded point like Josh Moon, nor will they be blocked by courts. Only spastics believe they will.

Hate my life and this country x

>>81688578
It fucking is. What you did would fuck me up. A door to the face I'd shrug on move on.
Keep coping, now I get what you meant by karmic justice.

I bet you don't even actually have MS and you're just grovelling for sympathy.

>>81688629
Had to disagree with this lad. I've been the same since probably 14 or 15. Nothing good.

>>81688629
Same. Wish I had the courage to hang myself.

Starting to think that mass immigration wasn't such a good idea

>>81688635
At least you posted this extremely fucking sexy picture though

I just have to keep waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting until everyone is dead because of guilt and a conscience.

UK internet providers will be given a cort order to block 4chan if 4chan don't comply, you can circumvent the block with a VPN or proxy but you won't be able to post.

>>81688618
He'll find plenty of 2000 capacity venues who are happy to have a sell out show, and easily make 2 million a year touring the UK and Europe.

>>81688651
Why would a court (or a "cort") block 4chan? The bar for that is incredibly high. You need to prove real harm.

>>81688630
You are very angry anon, that last part was especially unpleasant of you to say.

Fuck you anon, you mean little cunt.

For me, it's Etsubatsumaxxing

>>81688651
Thanks for reiterating the obvious thing thats been said loads before

>>81688651
It will happen. And I can't wait for it to happen. There will be serious melties all over Glasgow.

>>81688654
>2 million a year
You are a fucking idiot.

Sir Site Blocker

>>81688618
>small as shit venues for hardcore crowds
mosques?

>>81688311
Disagree. Better than hot and blue sky wankery

>>81688658
Except you don't because the laws are written to be so intentionally vague and the judges are given such massive leeway for interpretation that the bottom line is if they don't like you the site will be blocked.

These are the people who consider not liking mass immigration to be a 'terroristic ideology'. Britfeel is fucked.

>>81688334
5 euros a month for a good VPN

>>81688668
Sorry lad, it's you who is an idiot. Or at least you don't understand the economics of putting on a gig. Sell out a 2000 seater venue and you'll make 100k. Deduct 40k for expenses that's 60k profit. Do that 30 nights a year you've made 1.8m. Add 200k in mechandise sales and that's 2m.

>>81688683
No website has ever been blocked by a court in the UK for promoting terrorist ideology.

>>81688659
Whatever, I get the feeling I'm right.

>>81688697
Yeah who cares mate, the specifics aren't important, the point is that the powers that be obviously don't like 4chan because they consider it a breeding ground for wrongthink. They will 100% ban it because it violates the insanely vague criteria for 'harmful content' that the law lays out.

>>81688683
is Stormfront blocked?

Some good VPNs. All free. Microsoft bing browser also offers a free VPN.
https://mullvad.net/
https://protonvpn.com/
https://ivpn.net/

>>81688709
mullvad isn't free (I use it)

>>81688709
Alright ladwhoboughtsharesinVPNs?

>>81688703
I doubt it. If there was any precedent I'd believe it, but I don't believe for a second that 4chan will be the first website ever blocked by a court in the UK that doesn't directly harm people or businesses, or not due to international sanctions. In fact I'd go as far as to say it's just a mongy thing to believe that 4chan would be the exception. And it's turbo mongy to believe it will happen any day now.

>>81688709
>>81688715
Sorry I'm a mong and assumed you meant free as in costs, not free as in freedom

>>81688701
Kek, of course you have that feeling, it is how one becomes self delusional, and it appears you are that.

>>81688565
I can access kiwi farms fine
>posted from my boxroom in Gibraltar

>>81688719
Again it won't be 'blocked' by the government or whatever, it'll be 4chan or ISPs intentionally restricting access to it because to not do so would open themselves up to punitive prosecutions. Every site you're not allowed to access has been 'blocked' in this gay pseudo-blocking way.

>>81688728
Think I might move to a boxroom in Gibraltar myself, assuming Keir hasn't given it to the Pedros by then

>>81688715
Apologies I just copied and pasted VPNs from a suicide form that I go on, just thought I'd help out a few lads if 4chan gets shut down.

>>81688733
I don't follow the logic lad. How could an ISP get prosecuted for something that isn't illegal?

>>81688741
It's a great suggestion, so good on you. Very cheap also. Proton looks ok too from a quick glance (and is cheaper) but I haven't researched it myself

>>81688751
The online safety act will make it illegal for platforms to allow access to 'harmful content' without jumping through a ton of regulatory hoops and whatnot. ISPs and the website itself can and will be held responsible for it, ridiculous as it is. To avoid all that hassle they will simply not allow access.

>>81688741
Why you posting off trip, Bmong

>>81688725
So you gonna prove it or no?

>he thinks some no name idiot is making 2 million from touring in 2025
You really ARE an idiot.

>>81688627
Once we get shut down I will book a plane ticket to Spain, find an internet cafe, make a /britfeel/ thread (because there's no one left to do it) and post TOLD YOU SO YOU UTTER SPASTIC for you to read through your 5 pound VPN.

Surely your high brow gimmicks, banter and maymays can be taken to another site?

>>81688780
What, that you're self delusional?, keep posting anon, you're proving it just fine on your own.

>>81688784
Dublin is closer

>>81688782
Some no name idiot wouldn't yeah. Someone who is famous enough to sell out a 2000 seater venue with 50 quid tickets like Bob Vylan easily could though.

>>81688796
Shite weather though. Might as well enjoy doing it.

>>81688798
A band like Bob Vylan isn't charging 50 quid a ticket you fucking mong.

Does Gibraltar have autonomy? If 4chan gets blocked in the UK (it won't) will that apply to Gibraltar too?

Britfeel colony in Gibraltar 2026?

Nothing will change you mongs, it's not getting blocked

>>81688807
Before all this? Probably not. Now? Definitely. Could sell even bigger venues at 50 quid a ticket. Why do you think they did it?

Also when was the last time you went to a gig? 50 quid a ticket is standard. That's what Kneecap charge.

Passed MOT, failed it first on a dipped headlight bulb but they just replaced it and passed it. Very based of them considering the clutch is clearly on it's way out.

All this COPE, is 4chan really that important to you?

>>81688798
Even with his face in the news I doubt he'd sell out at 50 quid a ticket. Also, 50*2000 might be 100,000, but the band isn't getting anywhere near that amount of the gross. They're still an overall nobody band so might only command 20% of the gross as net take for themselves.

>>81688826
Yes, but the cope is thinking anything ever happens

>>81688824
>50 quid a ticket is standard.
No it's not you mong

>>81688813
I'm unironically looking to move to Gibraltar.

>>81688830
like nothing happened with kiwi farms and download sites?

>>81688831
Can't perform when you're in prison anyway.

>>81688818
It's certainly being investigated

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ofcom-b2767051.html

>>81688828
The band gets about 60%. That's what I said earlier.
>>81688831
Guessing you don't get out to many gigs recently.

>>81688824
Kneecap are fucking huge though in comparison to Bob Vylan. 50 is absolutely NOT the standard. Smaller bands playing smaller venues are not charging that. Bob Vylan are a niche group akin to a smaller rock or metal band and will be playing small venues with underground associations. The cost of touring these days is phenomenal so without a big label behind them they absolutely will not be making bank.

>>81688834
*opens up VPN*
hmmm, look at that, nothing has happened

Imagine being this upset at the thoughts of not being able to spend all day everyday on 4chan lmfao

>>81688837
>Guessing you don't get out to many gigs recently.
I go to loads mate standard is like 25-30 unless you're seeing huge artists

>>81688792
No that you have this life ending illness that seemingly you keep using to receive guilt and attention.

>>81688844
You really think every Brit will be buying VPNs and passes?

"We have received complaints about the potential for illegal content and activity on 4chan, and possible sharing of child sexual abuse material on the file-sharing services"
bye bye 4chan xx

>>81688842
Lad...Bob Vylan are big now. Everyone is talking about them.
>>81688848
Huge artists charge 100+ now. 25 quid is a "literally who" band.

>>81688833
I think it's the only way we can move to mainland Europe now after Brexit without visa? I'd live there

>>81688844
How many lads do you think will buy a vpn and pass just to post on britfeel

>>81688859
This discussion is over you are either being purposely dense or you are genuinely retarded.

>>81688866
I'm still struggling to know what bit you disagree with. You think Bob Vylan aren't famous enough to charge 50 quid a ticket? Right now they absolutely are. Not really sure how you can dispute that. Probably every single person in the UK has heard of them now.

>>81688864
I should hope everyone is already using Pass because filling in those captchas is slave work if you're even a somewhat regular poster

>>81688852
>No that you have this life ending illness that seemingly you keep using to receive guilt and attention.
Fine, shouldn't have to be humiliated like this, but if it will shut you up, here goes.

I'd pay 100 quid to see Bob Vylan he's proper famous now

>>81688878
Hope all you like lad it won't change the fact that most won't get a VPN and pass just to post here

Never been to a concert me. Not my thing, simple as

>>81688877
That doesn't translate into ticket sales mate. A lot of people are talking about them because they're in the headlines, that doesn't translate directly into ticket sales or streaming.

>>81688641
Just clockmaxx lad

>>81688892
I thought about it but after consideration I'm not paying money to use this shite, so I'll be seeing you lot later x

my walk was lovely, there were wild flowers and butterflies everywhere and i found a beautiful river to sit by

>>81688885
he four beers only de lids

>>81688903
Keep it cozy, fren

>>81688651
>a cort order

>>81688879
okay cool so thanks for confirming you're doing it all for a giggle

Feel like I become more and more nihilistic as I get older. Like an edgy teen, but sadly not a teen

>>81688894
Well let's see lad. I think they'll be fine at the very least.

why do loads of chavs around town wear massive coats and hats during the hot weather

>>81688912
The difference is just going from
>HAHA FUCK YOU NOTHING MATTERS!
to
>fuck... nothing matters

>>81688707
>Is Stormfront

>>81688908
Get the most out of your inane gimmicks and maymays while you can fat lad x

The humiliation of having to pay a fee just to shitpost on /britfeel/

It may be for you but it not for me de lats

>>81688923
why didnt you ask one of them you brave keyboard warrior

I wonder how long we'll have to deal with the inane "they'll block /britfeel/ any day now!" gimmick

>>81688923
spotted 3 young lads with the same zoomercut and in black tracksuits within 10 minutes of being out. it's dire

Posting on britfeel without any additional fees from my luxury Bangkok apartment

>>81688938
you don't pay money for your hobbies? filling in those "select the motorbike" captchas seems worse than just paying the 2 quid a month or whatever it is these days, especially if you mobile post too

>>81688945
just reply with "2 more weeks yea?"

>>81688948
Looks nice lad. Do you have a thai bird?

>>81688877
NTA, they could probably sell out a venue next week, but next year they'll have been forgotten about

>>81688945
Living in denial de lad?

Must have loads of common with a Thai woman who can barely speak your language.

Etsubatsu-on-the-naze

I just linuxposted in my work's teams chat. Got two thumbs up already.

It's definitely gaining popularity and rightly so.

>>81688955
That's not how people listen to music lad. Once someone is a fan you've got them for years.

>>81688967
Be careful lad they'll think you are a paedophile. Not joking either.

>>81688959
Like anyone here has anything in common with British women

>>81688973
He's only popular because of his fame, not because of his music. People might attend his gig as a one off but not routinely. His music is shit anyway. You're whole thing has been b8 though

>>81688949
I wouldn't class /britfeel/ as a hobby. Hope none of you other lads do

Anyway, the character captchas aren't that bad compared to the old "select all motorbikes' captcha

>>81688915
Yeah I think they'll do alright I just don't think you're 2 million quid number is realistic but fuck knows. A lot of stupid cunts out there who would probably pay 50 quid to see them.

>>81688967
might switch to debian and kde full time after october

>>81688910
Lad, this is an anomonous site, you have my word as proof, that's all you will ever get.
You (like many others) are just a twoll, nothing special, or new.

>>81688967
Sure you did mate, and they all clapped for you. The fuck is it about linux and larping? Why do such things overlap so much? Is it autism?

>alreet bonny lad, we have some questions about your online purchase history
>look mate, the description said those girls just LOOKED younger
>simmer down lad i was on about the bags of ganja

>>81688989
>His music is shit
Lad no offence but do you really not understand that taste in music is subjective? There were loads of people who liked their music before. Now that they've achieved mainstream awareness overnight, they're obviously going to pick up other people who like the music.

I agree with you, I think it's shit. But that's a subjective opinion. There's others who like it.

>>81688996
>You (like many others) are just a twoll, nothing special, or new
Guess you're another for the pile then.

>>81689002
PCSOs hold very little power

Love Bob Vylan I do, he's proper famous now, might go to his concert I'd pay loads

>>81688997
Shut up mate, people like you are more tiring than the larpers desu.

>>81688995
Based, good lad.

>>81688983
Windows is the paedophile's OS of choice.

>>81688992
Even if they only charge 40 a ticket we're still talking big money. Merch is going to be huge for them too. Every wanker is going to want a Bob Vylan teeshirt.

>>81689008
We all are, what do you think happens as you age? It usually ends with some part of the body decaying.

I want a Bob Vylan t shirt, he should make one that says "death death to the IDF" on it

>>81689018
they can hold my very-little-something-else, if you know what i mean ;)

phwoar, whens that debian 13 coming out

>>81688813
ofcom has no jurisdiction here

>>81689029
Good luck mate it's all sold out
https://bobvylan.myshopify.com/

>>81688570
>>81688654
t. Bob
fucked around status: found out

Buying a few bottles of Bob Vylan's "Burn Britannia" hot sauce to give out to mates as gifts.

Ofcom are just bullies who think they can control our lives, well they're not doing fuck all on my watch, don't you worry britfeelers x

>wake up with a folder on my desktop called 'Art'
>all the files, 'art.jpg', 'arttt.jpg', are photos of some guy tied up

weird, that. must have been having a laugh on the ol' ciders

>>81689046
Multiple things not sold out

https://bobvylan.myshopify.com/products/burn-britannia-sauce

>>81689071
that is the last fucking person i expect to get ANYTHING done

>>81689073
Oh wow they have some hot sauce left. They're definitely going to go bust lad well done.

>>81689039
that's the 'Gab argument' and yet then they go and intentionally put this wall anyway, as a form of protest/goading/something, instead of just serving UK users their forums.

the winning move is to simply not play. someone with money will kick off in court eventually.

>>81689073
>burn britannia
quite sad really how it's just accepted that all the nu-britons just simply loathe and resent our country and nobody can do anything about it

>vegan
Bob Vylan is literally a soiboi

>>81689088
I loathe and resent the concept of Britain and I was born here.

toilet flush is broken. It's not even that thing where it just takes a long time to fill up, it is legitimately no longer filling up at all and there's no resistance to the flush button when I press it down

can't afford a plumber but I have a plastic bucket I can fill with bath water then use that to manually flush it. Is there any harm in doing this for say, 2-6 months, until I can afford a plumber?

>>81689089
>punk band
Well...... yeah? The fuck you expect you twat

looks like the new /ausfeel/ general will be replacing us. we all replaceable in life

>>81689092
would probably be quicker to learn to fix the problem yourself de lid

don't know shite about Bob Vylan, thought yous were just doing a thing.
but i'm glad you're having this argument.

>>81689091
Good afternoon BN lad

>>81689092
I've done that myself lad, we all go through poverty in life

Bon Vylan just looks like your typical stabber from London. Seems very aggressive too. He should be on a list.

>>81689092
Ask chatgpt to diagnose the problem then look up a youtube tutorial on how to fix it, could be very simple/cheap to fix you never know.

>>81689092
most flush issues i just take the lid off and just meddle with bits until it works
its not too tricky and most times doesnt need a plumber, just dont go mad obviously

i remember where i was before there was just some floating shit i had to readjust and tighten up so it floated properly to open a valve to refill the water

>>81689115
You can expect a knock at the door for that post mate, you racist bastard x

>>81689115
I thought that too, he really has a 'knife crime statistic' appearance

>>81689115
Thought this myself. He has the face and hair of a violent schizo homeless man looking to stick you for walking on 'his patch'.

Bobby boy got dat Rakeem Miles look in his eyes

>>81689101
I had a look at the check a trade website's guide earlier but when it got to the diagram and started mentioning all the different parts and shit I gave up mentally. Suppose I could at least take the top off the cistern later and see what's happening inside.

>>81689111
Sick of these problems man. Engine warning light is on in the car as well. Once this car goes I will end my own life.

>>81689117
>>81689118
Cheers I will have a look later on. I just don't want to meddle with something and then suddenly water is skooshing out from some pipe or hose somewhere. If it's between that and flushing the toilet using the bucket for a few months I'll use the bucket (to flush, not poo in).

>>81689092
mine is starting to take longer and longer and i've had this problem at least once and you 'just need to adjust the height of the float on these ones', obviously, according to some patronising plumber who didn't understand some people weren't plumbers (do people broadly know how toilet cisterns function?)

current landlord's plumber is a laugh and he came round for the leaking shower 2 years ago. we actually chuckled about my DIY towel solution together, he fixed the toilet while he was on and it turned out to have a similar problem that he explained well. needed bits replacing.

could do it again. but he'd judge everything else. i recommend 1. YouTube, 2. waiting for robots to take the places of jobs (nothing against you, Peter)

>>81689092
Tap water will start to rot the bowl so you'll need a new one of them when you can afford it

a trve pvnk WOULD stab someone. i feel like hip hop artists took over that role, then they all got rich.

>>81689085
I mean, ofcom blocking 4chan won't have any effect on me, as I live in Gibraltar

can we talk less about stabbing cunts and more about womfy toilet problems

>>81689142
Toilet water and tap water are the same

>>81689139
Anyone else find it kinda funny how low tech toilets are?

I dunno, just seems odd to be living in the age of the internet and basically every toilet mechanism on the planet is just a couple sticks tied together attached to a balloon bobbing on some water.

Shorn the sheep. I've only just got it.

>>81689161
You will find out the hard way it seems

>>81689155
>as I live in Gibraltar
Did you get a stiffy as you typed that?

>>81689155
Why are you doing this tedious fake "I live in Gibraltar" gimmick? We all know it's bollocks.

Hope you lads set the water head to jet and spray your arsehole at the end of your showers, lads.

>>81689171
What a shit LARP. Go on then tell us about your magic toilet water

>>81689164
You're right we should have electrical components submersed in water to do the same job by now.

>>81689164
It's a good thing really, not needing to update the software on your smart toilet when you're bursting for a jobby.

I mean, pissing and shitting won't have any effect on me, as I live in Gibraltar

>>81689181
It gets shit particles all over your shower head which will then get all over your body when the water washes them away

>>81689164
i get what you mean. i'm not expecting some laser precision computer magic like GoalControl, but just watching a little plastic ball on a lever is some Mouse Trap shit.

"mate, just finished putting new dominoes in your cooker, it's ready to go."

>>81689185
>>81689188
No don't get me wrong, I get that it's basically as good as it needs to be. Simple, reliable, doesn't require electricity, stops itself from overfilling etc. It's perfectly engineered to do what it needs to do, but at the same time it's funny to me that it's so low tech. It feels like an anachronism, but it's not. It's odd.

Is it liminal?

>>81689193
Nah, keeps my arse nice and clean thank you very much.

>>81689199
Got your mum's tongue for that aye

The end of Ponce's knob absolutely soaked in pre-cum right now

I shit in a bucket and then use it for compost.

>>81689209
Disgusting. Anyone who 'eats arse' is a fucking degenerate freak. Imagine literally sticking your tongue into a fucking pile of poo. Absolutely fucking mindraped if that's what you're into.

Waiting on my big sis n her bf.then wee one tomoz.Think we go out later for t.Maybe West end. Am knda overwhelmed now bc am worried about the cat freajing out by all the ppl in the house but am happy.

>>81689212
Hopefully the government will make toilets illegal and mandate that everyone must do this. Got to think of what's best for the environment don't we?

>>81689216
Your mum is into eating mine

>>81689221
What are your thoughts on 4chan being blocked Crossy?

Pre-cum oozing out of Ponce's cock and making his knickers all sticky

>>81689212
>I shit in a bucket
proof?

>>81689210
I'm too busy to wank lad. Been spending a lot of time feeding peanuts to the monkeys on my balcony again. They've gotten pretty tame lately, honestly. Yesterday one even nicked a 20 quid note right out of my wallet and ran off towards Spain. Anyway, I've got a penthouse overlooking the runway, makes it easy to wave at all the pilots as they come in to land. Last week the Governor invited me round for tea and asked my advice on Brexit and tax reforms, but I had to decline. I was booked in for dolphin racing down by Europa Point. You know how it is here in Gib, mate, never a quiet moment with all the smugglers shouting offers of duty-free vodka under my window all day. Anyway, off to do my daily jog up the Rock now, gotta stay fit to avoid all the smugglers and border police chasing after me!

Why is Shippy obsessed with other men's genitals?

might go back to the ancient world or summat, but whatever lad decided sinks should have a little grille/hole to stop them overflowing = absolute genius

Roughly fucking Diane Abbott up her disgusting arsehole.

>>81689174
Big fan of this refusing to accept mundane facts gimmick

>>81689221
Few pints down Ashton Lane maybe?

Ponce's bellend feels incredibly sensitive right now. He can't resist having a little tug on his willy

CULTURAL SUPERIORITY WINS AGAIN!

>>81689245
Weirdly when I pictured her arse crack just then I imagined it as cleanly shaven and a bit shiny. In reality it's probably hairy beyond belief and smells of utter rot.

was gonna make a proper good post then but forgot what it was

>>81689267
I made an excellent post earlier but it only got one (you), put me off posting since.

>>81689243
for me, its whoever convinced women that jeggings are a legit substitute for trousers
that man was a fucking pioneer who made slags show even more than they did before

>>81689229
how did you know that was Crossy?

>>81689277
Can't stand women in skin tight clothing

>>81689229
I hope it isn't, but I woukdnt be surprised if it is
>>81689248
Yesh xx

>>81689243
I've never tested it but I suspect the flow rate through these overflow holes is way lower than the fill rate. It's enough to give you a few seconds of leeway but I am confident if I opened both taps in the bathroom sink I could get it to overflow, despite the hole at the top.

>>81688903
Ave not seen a butterfly since 2023.It sad.

>Slots arcade kicked out a dosser who stunk of weed

Very impressed

>>81689295
It's not even for overflow as such, it's basically an air release so when you undo the plug it can flow down easily

>>81689284
I like it, especially when seethrough
Ya see so many fucking thongs and g-strings I swear

The birds still hasnt ate the blueberries.Wtf?Are they too small to see?I thought seagulls had good eyesight.Any other times ave left stuff on the same place it was always gone by the nxt day.

zimmy eats his wife's arse

Gibraltar looks a bit bleak in videos. All high rise flats and faux-British pubs. Looks a bit like Benidorm or something. Might be better in reality.

>>81689257
Isn't it illegal to make loud noise at those hours

>>81689277
>>81689284
i think that's too far, basically nude, but even just hearing how women talk about clothes as form-fitting and showing off rather than say, comfort/durability, it's mad.

i swear all of fashion is just some little game we've devised as humans. you can be in the modest culture ever. you can go "oh the such-and-such tribe in Africa actually walk around topless, and it's not considered sexual, therefore..."

nah everyone has always known what they're doing here.

Any Iranian girls in? I know there's one

>>81689320
>BAME muslims
>being expected to follow the law
good one lad

I need two references for a charity shop volunteering job, I have nobody to reference
Sick of it

I've licked a bit of arsehole in my time. I've often been the first and only guy who has done it, and the girl has loved it. A few girls wouldn't let me.

>>81689330
>charity shop volunteering job
dont do it lad, not worth it, take it from me

Wonder if SIC licked one of the Thai ladyboys arseholes

something made a popping sound and then a leaking sound on my desk but can't find what it is...

So why would 4chan be blocked but not any other social media site? Pretty sure there's equal or worse content on Reddit and Twitter

>>81689257
Is there a name for this specific style of baitpost, where you hold an established opinion or position that would be considered controversial (in this case opposing Muslims in the UK) but you know your head would be bitten off if you came out and said that.

So you manufacture a fictional scenario in which you don't hate muslims and post it as the form of a question, under the guise of a well-meaning person who holds the accepted PC view, where the question deliberately encourages people to entertain your viewpoint while trying to avoid your own views being detected.

You see it all the time with cuckposts, on Reddit especially, where there's some elaborate cock & bull story (pun intended) and the author has penned the post as if it's been written by someone who has know idea what cuckoldry even is (often pretending to be a woman), yet somehow a cuck situation has crept into their life and now the poster needs advice. And in posing his question he gets 3k commenters to think about his fetish.

I want to call it a dogwhistle but it's slightly different to that because a dogwhistle has an intended audience besides the poster but in these fake stories it is never the author's intention to be found out. For his intents and purposes he wants everyone who reads to the post to take it at face value so the intended discussion can play out. It's similar to astroturfing but again I dunno if that is specific enough.

ofcom trying to control are lives and what we do in are private time,
well it are private time and what we do in are private time is are business
it not right in any way,
don't worry britfeelers i'll sort them right out and they won't be doing shite on my watch x

>>81689319
Some nice parks.
I wouldn't want to live there without my own garden desu, and that means spending millions.

big bad paedophile

>>81689319
On the contrary I think it looks quite delightful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEmLm3gtTqQ

>clean
>nice shops
>basically all white people
>condensed but not overwhelming urbanism
It lush.

>>81689344
Need to do something though mate, I can't really sit twiddling my thumbs and let the days pass by

>>81689376
This is the exact moment that someone shouted "FAT GREG THE BANBURY BOY BUGGERER!" and his head snapped around to glare down the twoll.

Are boy diddy is innocent

>>81689370
propaganda desu

>>81689396
chiplid and wampson are innocent, lucy letby is too, and maybe saville wasnt as bad as they say, but diddy belongs in jail

>>81689371
Love this clip. Also nice to see a fellow artificial plant enthusiast.

>>81689408
Verdict's just come in de lad he is innocent

So long as I can get to /gif/ for the eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink threads on a VPN then I don't care what OFCOM do 2bh

>>81689376
>I'm genetically perfect btw

>>81689370
I had to go back again and read it properly because I thought I'd missed the "cuck situation"

>>81689429
get some good wanking tackle on /gif/, aye

Girls are very insecure about their buttholes

>>81689371
This is what mark was doing to other lads in the 90s when they complained about the smell in the club

>>81689448
mordern women arent, they put pictures of them on the internet

>>81689379
Looks ok in that video but still a bit bleak and depressing. Dunno what it is, feels like there's just something missing there. Obviously wouldn't want to judge it fully unless I'd actually been though.

>>81689370
um, i don't want to be insensitive, or anything like that, but have you considered that the poster could have a neurodiverse condition like Asperger's?

>>81689445
>get some good wanking tackle on /gif/, aye
Aye

Chika is very insecure about his butthole

>>81689433
I wasn't suggesting that particular post involved cuckoldry lol.

But I meant you see this particular type of subversive posting in relation to cuckold fetish stuff all the fucking time on reddit. They know they can't just submit a post saying "I think cuck stuff is hot, do you?" and get engagement from normal people. So you end up seeing these bizarre yarns posted on /r/relationships or /r/datingadvice or /r/deadbedrooms where the poster, ostensibly a woman, has to decide how to proceed in some definitely-real-and-not-made-up moral dilemma that involves cuckoldry.

>>81689408
>lucy letby
heard the downstairs' neighbours' baby crying up a storm this morning.

not saying she was innocent, not saying she was right, just saying i understand her.

>>81689451
but they won't let you lick it. sad!

>>81689462
Ah I see. Yeah there's loads of "you typed that one handed, didn't you?" kind of posts on there.

>>81689458
why does that girl have
1. a penis
2. 1940s Hollywood pretty-lady grease on the lens
?

>>81689461
Probably the thing I'm least insecure about tbqh.

>>81689371
Why didn't he do this when Busmong was up in his face

>>81689487
he had to control himself but he said he wanted to punch his lights out

What should I make for dinner today?

"well, i WAS going to find that woman attractive, but her skin is imperfect. if only she had disguised it with blurring/makeup."

cannibal logic, this. not penis logic.

>>81689458
wish our crossy looked like that

>>81689509
Beef wellington but it's a log of shit.

>>81689509
Cheese omelette

going shop in 10

>>81689509
anything with bones in it, and arrange it like you're feasting before a quest

For instance look at this post, currently the top post on /r/LegalAdviceUK for this month.

I would personally bet 100 quid that this post was written by the son. There is fucking ZERO chance that a middle-aged woman would post this to the internet. And you can see the poster has even helpfully made his username DeborahWylie, thus we can tell it's definitely 50 year old mum Deborah Wylie who has posted this, under her full legal name for some reason.

If he submits a post saying "I don't have a job, I've got mental elf and my mum is giving me a hard time" he gets told to stop being a cunt and pull his finger out. He's already had that. So he submits a post pretending to be his own mum in order to see what responses she would get to the situation. He wants to see what how people discuss it when he's not in the room.

I swear I see this shit every fucking day online and it drives me insane that other people don't see it.

>>81689458
Wanking to a man who's taken chemicals to make his body look like that.

>>81689529
>not offering to get lads anything
bit mean

>>81689487
Theres a strange spiritual power in this piccy from the composition nd the guy doesnt have human being aura bt more like a phantom of a celestial body like the sun has floated down 2 have a word with mark.IT give me the heebie jeebies but its kewl

>>81689536
Yeah I saw Shippy the other day on Reddit posting about "I saw a big mongy chumba lad at a FUKKIN PAKIS! protest and I'm wondering what you lads would think about that?" Quite obviously just Shippy posting about himself to see what people discuss when he's not in the room.

The ginger guy.........looks more like a "presence" than a person.........u know what i mean.Like BOB from twin peaks

Evicting my 18 year old son and forcing him to live on the streets

>>81689536
appreciate you sifting through this anon. i do actually like internet stories, if they're interesting, of course people bullshit (i have the gold metal in bullshittery, me).

the hip new answer is "it's all robots" but i don't believe that. if it's a person, i lean towards "i hold an opinion, and i want people to tell me i'm right, what's the best way to go about it?"

so i think you're on the right lines, but i would say it's
>someone dislikes lazy NEETs, maybe a friend
>"My SON (19 M), is as follows..."
>everyone tells them they're spot-on
>they go to sleep soundly

why don't we start a britfeel houseshare

How old is footrat?

There's a lad I know, I like him but he's a bit thick. He comes out with ignorant mongy opinions sometimes. I don't want to argue with him though. I've tried before and he just doesn't understand it, he's too stuck in his old assumptions to even learn and consider new information. It's starting to annoy the fuck out of me though, which is shit because he's such a nice guy.

Fire ride the bus with me

>>81689591
Around 27

>>81689542
>Wanking to a man who's taken chemicals to make his body look like that.
gigachad.png

>>81689588
Most lads here have disabilities and can't live independently, they need their parents or carers

>>81689591
Turns 51 in october.

>>81689588
I'm a homeowner

>>81689588
Go live with Sean in his care home.

>>81689403
>BAME does something negative
>You refuse to believe it

>>81689536
Looks like something a britfeel mong would post for teh LARP an updoots xD

>>81689647
It isn't a care home. It's an assisted living facility.

>>81689588
I already have my own house thanks though lad

for me it was 6-7 years ago in a flatshare when my housemate told me about a Reddit post on the front page. "i think my son might be an incel" and it was this lavish story about a teenage boy who had simply gone too far when he was caught masturbating with his sister's knickers, he was thrust from the homestead, whatever. written exactly how a father in that situation WOULDN'T write it.

even in stupid joke stuff, there are people who ask if that fan fiction My Immortal is 'real'. read it. it's someone taking the piss, doing a parody of those types of teenaged authors. it's actually less interesting than finding an authentic example of one.

i know the potential irony here, but nope, people are serious. even when it's not an ambiguous edge case.

f1nnster has a tiny willy

>>81689660
You bastid I was gonna post this gimmick.

Toilet lad.
Youl get a new fill inlet with flusher for 20 quid and it's very easy to replace.
There will be plenty YouTube videos.

>>81689671
And is also terrible at blowjobs. Some of the unsexiest content I've ever seen desu. Mystique ruined.

>>81689665
Cant imagine living in a shared flat n ppl that live there asking me why i dnt go out n see pals n go to bar n what am i up to tonight n whats the plans for the weeeknd n why dont i have a job it would be like meeting my stpdads family on steroids every day.Would go shcizo

>>81689660
It's not an assisted living facility, it's literally a care home.

>>81689671
>f1nn5ter has a tiny willy

>>81689697
Garn be commotions when he's inevitably removed

>>81689711
Nice willard on this lad

>>81689653
Yeah I posted that lad, so fuck?

Shes here. Gtg for a while

Thought about
>garn weehive
today and almost said this to the bus driver instead of the location
Lol

Let's just say are Crossy has a particular syntax.

>He takes the bus
Lol.

>>81689697
What kind of care does he receive?

just scratched my arsehole nice and deep

Nice temperature again dee lads

>>81689665
Here's a good example of exactly what you're talking about. As if the first thing they'd write is "we're worried about you experiencing sexual satisfaction"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1lpm41m/aio_grandparents_sent_me_this_letter/

>>81689743
Regular nappy changes

Incoming post about retard jeans

>>81689746
Good day on the slots Ebin?

>>81689746
spoiler function exists ebin

Nappymong smashing out his nappy routine

Ratboy genius and Etsubatsu linked up. Sneed it or yeet it?!

>>81689650
retard desu. the type of content falls under propaganda, it's covert messaging designed to bring people over to their cause

>>81689747
Get some new jeans mate

>>81689767
hoss means horse in American but it's also a harder boss

>>81689773
literally no idea what you are on about

>>81689746
That doesn't even look like poo residue desu. 50p in the LARP jar

Wearing my new shoes get in de lads x

>>81689711
thats not big m8
he also doesnt put it to good fucking use, nor his arse

>>81689746
That's definitely chocolate

Remember the good old days of the *picks your poo* gimmick?

>>81689787
ebin has bowel issues, maybe ibs? he was scared to go on his incelwalk incase he shit himself the other day

>>81689794
we know mate its about 3 inches

Post-400 anxiety really heavy and bad right now lads. New thread immediately please, this is really bad.

post-400 anxiety lads. make a new thread instantly

Haha! Perfect! Let's riff on Nappymong's legendary "nappy routine"

>>81689748
It's like no one is even asking the question of why this person's grandparents would go out of their way to type up a letter on MS Word and print it out. Would grandparents not just have a sit down conversation with their grandchild (or indeed, the fucking parents)?

No, they would type a letter on A4 paper (then fold it in thirds so they can put it in an envelope because it needs to be posted through the mail system for some reason despite them having physical access to their own grandchildren). And perhaps most importantly of all, the grandparents putting all their evil opinions in writing means that every single point can be dissected on reddit.

No longer is this poster at the mercy of trying to remember all 500 talking points his grandparents brought up with him when they talked about trooning, because they helpfully typed them all into a word processor and printed them off.

When I see posts like this I just click into the comments and scan to see if there's anyone saying "mate this is complete shite", mainly for my own sanity.

>>81689811
>>81689813
make your fucking own twat

Nice reddit spacing there pal

he thinks this is reddit no ones reading all that shite

once made friends with this younger Scottish lad who was sound as anything, just the most likeable guy, few drinks in, he's going on about when we were younger, did we post on 4chan, says he was a massive /b/tard, knows all the old jokes, we have a laugh

now he's a high-flying lawyer, in London. he might even be 30 by now. just going around solving crimes and that. i know the socially responsible thing to do is dig up his entire internet life and compile a blackmail dossier, but i just can't do it lads. even for the crime of making me feel ancient, he was just a lovely guy.

>>81689825
I can't, my post-400 anxiety cripples my ability to perform basic tasks. I need reasonable accommodations made for me, just like any workplace is expected to offer to people with hidden disabilities.

Traditional British edition

>>81689841
>>81689841

>>81689841
>>81689841

>>81689841
>>81689841

I like to post on 4chan and recently I've noticed something odd. A friend of mine has begun to put spaces in between his paragraph, as though he were on reddit. For context this is unusual behaviour.

Should I be concerned?

It's really hot now where I live

>>81689173
I was no more tumescent than usual
>>81689174
It's such an inane thing to lie about- why would I make something like that up? Doesn't make any difference to me if you don't believe me anyway.

Every time someone seethes about me living in Wibraltar, my willy gets harder.

Nothing ever happens. Except things get worse.