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Superman is lying on the ground. Beat up. Can barely move. Needs immediate help and so he calls his friend Krypto. And its like aw man. My favorite superhero is down for the count I sure hope Krypto can
>BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Gunns goofy jack russel starts pouncing on Superman and kicking his limp body around. The audience is howling in laughter. I'm howling in pain. And funnily enough so is Superman but its okay because its a fucking joke.