Oh, that's not even the half of it. I've imagined
>appearing on The Drew Barrymore Show to talk about how fatherhood changed me
>having an affair with Drew Barrymore
>being on my third marriage
>to Gemma Arterton
>and having had my fourth and fifth children with her
>while Kate Beckinsale and Christina Hendricks mothered the first two and the third, respectively

I've also slapped George Clooney at an Oscars afterparty.

>>509578394
Why does it make you so angry? I mean, what do you care if some guy who's given a few good-faith efforts to life decides it isn't working and checks out? How's that skin off your teeth?