>anon imagines himself giving interviews and going on press tours for his movie

>>212421909 (OP)
I often imagine myself being interviewed by Nardwuar and thinking of what crazy shit he would dig up from my past. I also think about Hot Ones quite often and how I'd fare

>>212421909 (OP)
imagine creating art and ever wanting to promote it, seems like the worst part, better to hire some fiverr indian to do it for me

>>212421909 (OP)
I have a fantasy where I insult jeets in an interview and everyone is mad at me but /tv/ thinks I’m based as fuck and makes me /ourguy/ and I come on and do a Q and A with the lads.

>anon imagines getting invited to the Criterion closet to show off his patrician taste in film

>>212421997
>So, anon. Can you tell me something about being a coomer on /tv/?

I imagine I’m asked my top 4 by letterboxd and I panic and autistically say Back To The Future and can’t think of any other movies that exist

Oh, that's not even the half of it. I've imagined
>appearing on The Drew Barrymore Show to talk about how fatherhood changed me
>having an affair with Drew Barrymore
>being on my third marriage
>to Gemma Arterton
>and having had my fourth and fifth children with her
>while Kate Beckinsale and Christina Hendricks mothered the first two and the third, respectively

I've also slapped George Clooney at an Oscars afterparty.

>now who should I be thanking in my acceptance speech…?

>>212422804
God. Mom. Jeffrey Epstein. Good night, Academy!

I think I destroyed my life getting into maladaptive daydreaming. I'm 32 now and ever since I was 15 I spend most of my free time imagining elaborate fantasy life scenarios instead of doing anything with my life.

>>212421909 (OP)
Shut up !

>>212421909 (OP)
The guy whose face is on the cover of CoD 3 is milking the fuck out of the fact he was on there. I similarly had a “moment” like that but it’s more obscure; still, I find it hard to let go of. Thing is there’s only like 2,000-3,000 people out there in the world who would actually give a fuck, and of those people only like a couple dozen of them would not try to find a way to use that information against me. This is the type of thing though that people 100 years from now might care to know about, so it sucks this secret pretty much dies with me.