We did it, Reddit! I'm finally a real woman!

>Hey, reddit, 30yo f here!

We did it, Reddit!

>>509574525
Oh wow, where do I even start? Honestly, I’m not surprised at all that your post did so well. I mean, with my legendary upvoting skills, it’s basically like I’m the chosen one with the One Ring of Reddit karma.

Seriously, your post is like the Rick and Morty episode where they discover the infinite upvote dimensions. I’m basically your Rick, and let’s just say, I’ve got the portal gun to the top of Reddit.

And let’s be real, your post got the approval of the Avengers’ Endgame squad. I’m talking Iron Man-level validation here, folks. My upvote is like Thor’s hammer—only worthy posts get to wield it.

If this were a video game, my upvote would be like unlocking the ultimate cheat code for infinite karma and a rainbow-colored loot drop. You’re now the final boss with an epic high score, and I’m just the player who made it happen.

So keep being your awesome self, and remember, I’m always here to sprinkle some cosmic upvote magic on your next post. Stay epic!

>>509228709
>Cities are where the opportunities are
What opportunity are you currently taking advantage of in your city that you couldn't have found elsewhere?
>>509228738
Why can't you just put a number on this? How many children do you have and how much stuff can your wife do at home to help with expenses such as make/mend clothing, wash cloth diapers, or keep a garden and put up some extra food?
>>509228747
>post your name and address
OK, sport. But my questions are all rhetorical and the takeaway is that the reason (You) are not a homeowner is that you've never held a job and have no credit or savings. I'll accept your concession and next time I see you in here crying like a bitch I'll remind you of this again.

We did it, Reddit!

EDIT 6 (OMG): HOLY @#$& OMFG WTF OMGGGGGGGGGGGG 20 UPVOTES!!!!! THIS IS MY DREAM!! THANK YOU ALLLLLL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY u/Dogemaster666 u/randomstupidnanasnme u/still_girth WHO GOT ME TO THIS POINT AND ANNOUNCED THEY DID. YOU GUYS HAVE MY RESPECT 100 PERCENT. THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH GUYS OMG IM CRYING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS ARE ASKING WHY. ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO WORTH IT. THANKS EVERYONE. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

Edit 7: Changed color of heart emojis in the above (AMAZING) update.

Edit 8: OOOH, WAIT GUYS. WE HAVE A TWENTY THIRD!! u/shrimpandvegetables thank you SO SO much.

Edit 9: Alright, I’m going to go play some Smash Ultimate. I’ll continue with the updates a bit later. CAN WE GET 30 UPVOTES BY THE TIME IM DONE? Probably not. But it would literally be a dream come true. Sadly, I think I’m just dreaming right now. But we can hope, right?

Edit 10: ... ... ... oh my gosh guys. oh my gosh. GUYS. THIRTY, THREE ZERO UPVOTES. THATS LIKE, GOTTA BE A WORLD RECORD. u/SuperWill93. Thank. You. Soooooo. Much. After getting badly beaten in Smash Ultimate, I felt useless. After seeing such amazing people (especially u/SuperWill93) getting me to THIRTY. THIRTY upvotes, I feel like the most important person ever. I don’t even know what else to say. Just omg. Thank you.

>game lets you customize your character after character creation

Pride month is almost over, in two days you will no longer be allowed to cut your own balls off.

What are the political implications of redditors performing tranny surgeries on themselves?